Welcome to ClitNotes, the twice-monthly sanctuary for the Cliterati. Hosted by V. Leigh and Maeve Forti, we’re here for the filth you’re too shy to check out at the library.
We skip the "sweet" and go straight to the taboo. From age gaps and dark obsessions to the tropes that make society clutch its pearls—nothing is off-limits and no one is censored.
Twice a month:
Study Hall: Unfiltered chats on taboo trends.
Book Chat: Grading the spice from A to F.
Class is in session on the 1st and 4th weeks of the month.
Now, be a good girl and put those headphones in.
ClitNotes Episode 10.0: Credence by Penelope Douglas
Class is in session, and the snow is locking us in. 🍎🌲
V. Leigh and Maeve are taking on the book that launched a million internet debates: Credence by Penelope Douglas. We’re keeping things a bit cryptic for the algorithm, but if you’ve been up on the mountain with Tiernan, Kaleb, Noah, and Jake, you already know exactly what we’re grading today.
Today’s Cryptic Grading:
Isolation 101: How forced proximity works when you're completely cut off from the real world.
The Unspoken Shift: The moment the family dynamic turns from protective to something entirely different.
The Silent Brother: Why one specific character completely stole the final grade.
The Verdict: Where does the most controversial cabin trip in dark romance history land on our official Daddy Syllabus? 🫦❄️
Grab your winter gear and pull up a chair. Things are getting cold on the outside, but the classroom is heating up.
Warning: This episode contains explicit discussions of highly taboo adult themes and dark romance tropes. 18+ only.
19 May 2026
ClitNotes Episode 9.0: Who Sleeps Next to You? (CNN Investigation)
Class is in session, and the gloves are completely off. 🍎🔥
This week is a mandatory Study Hall session. V. Leigh and Maeve are taking an essential break from our romance syllabus to address the shocking CNN investigative report exposing an international digital network operating as an online "rape academy."
Grab your notebook. It's a tough, angry, but vital conversation that we refuse to stay quiet about.
Warning: This episode contains explicit and detailed discussions of sexual assault, non-consensual drugging, and real-world violence against women. 18+ only.
26 Apr 2026
ClitNotes Episode 8.0: Still Beating by Jennifer Hartmann
Class is in session, but today, the Professors are crying. 🍎😭
V. Leigh and Maeve are tackling Still Beating by Jennifer Hartmann. We knew it would be heavy, but we didn’t know it would break us. Today, we’re grading the story of Cora and Dean—two people who hated each other until they had to survive a serial killer together.
Grab your tissues and join us as we try to put our hearts back together.
Warning: This episode contains explicit discussions of adult themes, kidnapping, and physical/sexual trauma. 18+ only.
13 Apr 2026
ClitNotes Episode 7.0: Louis Theroux: Inside the Manosphere (Netflix Audit)
Class is in session, and the Professors are heated. 🍎🔥
V. Leigh and Maeve are taking an emergency detour into the real world to discuss the brand new Netflix documentary Louis Theroux: Inside the Manosphere. Get ready for a 90-minute roast session of the internet's most "Alpha" influencers.
Grab your drink—you’re going to need it for this one.
Warning: This episode contains heavy discussions of misogyny, the red-pill movement, and a lot of very deserved cursing. 18+ only.
28 Mar 2026
ClitNotes Episode 6.0: Give Me More by Sara Cate
Class is in session, and the Professors are fighting. 🍎⚔️
V. Leigh and Maeve are tackling Give Me More by Sara Cate, but for the first time in Study Hall history, we don't agree. Today, we’re grading the marriage of Hunter and Isabel and their "third," Drake.
Grab your notebook and pick a side—are you Team Maeve or Team V. Leigh?
Warning: This episode contains explicit discussions of adult themes, polyamory, and MMF dynamics. 18+ only.
14 Mar 2026
ClitNotes Episode 5.0: The Priest Kink & Alberto Ravagnani
Class is in session, and today we’re talking about the ultimate "Forbidden Fruit." 🍎
V. Leigh and Maeve are tackling the viral story of Alberto Ravagnani, the priest who chose a life of freedom over a life of celibacy. We explore the psychological grip of sexual repression within religion and why the "Priest Kink" is currently dominating BookTok.
Today’s Grading:
The Alberto Incident: Can you ever really leave the "Holy Daddy" energy behind?
Sierra Simone Audit: Why Priest remains the gold standard for religious spice.
Sacred vs. Profane: Why the confessional is the highest-stakes setting for a Dangerous Delinquent.
The Final Grade: Does a collar make a man an Absolute Alpha?
Grab your rosary and your notebook—this one gets messy. 🫦⛪️
Warning: This episode contains explicit discussions of adult themes, religious trauma, and sexual kinks. 18+ only.
28 Feb 2026
ClitNotes Episode 4.0: Eyes on Me by Sara Cate
Class is in session! Today, V. Leigh and Maeve are dissecting Book 2 of the Salacious Players Club: Eyes on Me by Sara Cate.
We’re talking about Garrett Porter—the man who likes to watch—and his secret obsession with his stepsister, Mia. We dive into the "forbidden" nature of their 13-year age gap, the reality of the cam-girl lifestyle, and why this book hits a different emotional chord than Praise.
Today’s Grading:
Voyeurism 101: What makes Garrett an "Absolute Alpha" on the sidelines?
Confidence is King: Mia’s journey with body image and owning her camera.
The "Lake House" Tension: Forced proximity and the "Drake" scene. 🎤🔥
The Grade: Where does Garrett land on our official Daddy Syllabus?
Whether you’re here for the taboo or the surprisingly deep mental health rep, grab your notebook. Class has officially begun. 🫦🍎
Warning: This episode contains explicit discussions of adult themes, voyeurism, and taboo tropes. 18+ only.
15 Feb 2026
Episode 3: Study Hall | Daddy or Not.
Grab your notebooks and sit in the front row.
We’re moving past the "he’s hot" phase and getting into the academic grit: Does he have Absolute Alpha energy? Could he survive a winter in the woods? Is he a Distinguished Daddy or just a Fundamental Failure?
Join the Classroom:Listen in as we decide who gets an 'A' and who gets sent to the principal's office. Head over to our TikTok @ClitNotes to see the visual grading board and cast your own votes!
This episode is for mature students only (18+).
1 Feb 2026
ClitNotes Episode 2.0: Praise by Sara Cate
"Yes, Sir!" 🍎
Welcome back to ClitNotes.
Today, V. Leigh and Maeve are grading the book that launched a thousand "Good Girl" kinks: Praise by Sara Cate. ✍️✨
We’re diving deep into the Grant family, the Salacious Players Club dynamic, and why Emerson Grant is the ultimate "Boss."
Is it an A+ masterpiece or a degenerate fail?
IN THIS SESSION:
The "Good Girl" Phenomenon
Older Man / Younger Woman
Our official letter grade for Emerson & Charlie
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Credits:
Hosts: V. Leigh & Maeve Forti
Production: Electric Dollhouse
Theme: "St. James Infirmary" arr. V. Leigh
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