Clock the Reali-Tea with Mark Midwestern-Honey

About Clock the Reali-Tea with Mark Midwestern-Honey

We’re new, we’re back, and we’re spilling again! Welcome to Spill the Reali‑Tea, the refreshed pop‑culture and reality‑TV podcast hosted by Mark Long of Madison, Wisconsin. With Mark Midwestern‑Honey officially retired, this new era brings hotter takes, fresher tea, and unapologetically messy commentary. From Housewives drama to celebrity scandals and everything in between, Mark breaks it all down with his signature flair. Whether you’re listening on your commute, at the gym, or during a smoke break, get ready to sip something delicious.

Publisher

Mark Long

Category

news

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

31 Jan 2026

Latest episode

16 Oct 2026

Latest episodes

30 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   16 Oct 2026

   Let's Spill the Tea, Babes!

   Pop culture is boiling — Mark’s here to pour it. Spill the Reali‑Tea is your unapologetically pop‑savvy breakdown of everything lighting up the timeline. Each time, host Mark Long serves sharp commentary, reality‑TV chaos, celebrity headlines, and the cultural moments everyone’s whispering about — all delivered with humor, warmth, and a wink to the Bravo‑sphere. Mark’s style is fast, fun, and refreshingly unfiltered (never shady, always smart). Whether he’s unpacking a viral feud, reacting to Housewives drama, or spotlighting the week’s most chaotic celebrity moment, he keeps the tea hot and the vibe playful. If you love pop culture with personality — the kind you listen to during your commute, your workout, or your smoke sesh — this is your new weekly ritual. Refill your glass, babes. The Reali‑Tea is served. This week: Kelly Clarkson vs. the Brooklyn Bird Shop — Mark breaks down the viral feud over a $15,000 mechanical bird, noting Clarkson “looked frustrated and she left after like five minutes.” RHOP Premiere Drama — Allegations swirl around Wendy and Eddie, with Mark quoting Carlos King’s take: “I think Dr. Wendy is setting herself up for a divorce.” RHONY’s new Era — The Epstein‑file conversation shakes the group, with Mark highlighting that “Sai seemed the most triggered” while Daisy tried to cool the room. Dancing With the Stars Highlights — Julia Stiles’ emotional tribute dance and early eliminations set the tone for the season. Selma Blair’s Mid‑Air Incident — Mark covers the assault charges and mental‑health context, citing that Blair “was released on a $60,000 bond.” Dan Levy vs. Shane Gillis — Levy claps back at Gillis’ misogynistic joke, saying “women wearing short shorts… does not make them whores.” RHOSLC Party Chaos — Lisa and Meredith’s “hypocrisy, and bullshit, bullshit, bullshit” performance sends Bronwyn storming off — a moment Mark calls hilarious and unbothered. Listen wherever you listen to your podcasts. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SpilltheTeaMark Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/clock-the-reali-tea-with-mark-midwestern-honey/id1873649131 iHeart radio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1333-clock-the-reali-tea-with-320661106/episode/z104-3506?app=listen Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/07f101ba-b5bf-4c64-8ffd-39cfdada5923/clock-the-reali-tea-with-mark-midwestern-honey RSS: https://feeds.redcircle.com/8fddbccb-5306-4ea6-826b-d5c418e7aaf6 https://redcircle.com/shows/8fddbccb-5306-4ea6-826b-d5c418e7aaf6

2. 

   28 Aug 2026

   Leah Remini Joins BH, RHOA is hot, RHONY is coming, and Vicki is Grouchy

   Season 2, Episode 11 is a Housewives 20th‑anniversary celebration, and Mark Midwestern is back to spill the Reali‑Tea hotter than Luann’s kebab, Vicki’s delusion, and Salt Lake rumors combined. This week, Mark dives into the Beverly Hills shake‑up — Leah Remini and Tracy Tutor joining Season 16 — and let’s just say the casting department finally woke up and chose chaos. Scamanda is out, big names are in, and Beverly Hills is officially entering its “shake the table, shake the diamonds, shake the 90210” era. Mark teases the incoming drama without spoiling the mess, but trust: Leah Remini vs. the Beverly Hills girls? Oh, the streets are already whispering. Then Mark shifts to the newly dropped RHONY Season 16 trailer, where Carol Radziwill is back full‑time and the reboot finally looks like it has a pulse. He hints at opulence, private islands, Martha Stewart cameos, and a cast that actually feels like New York — but he keeps the juiciest details tucked like a reunion receipt folder. Just know: Cy is already queefing insults, Carol is already in the “files,” and the girls are already fighting at events. The reboot of the reboot might actually be that girl. Next, Mark teases the explosive end of the RHOA Season 17 reunion, where the peaches delivered one of the strongest seasons in years. He doesn’t spoil the specifics, but he makes it clear: Sha-Messy and Kelly’s “dirty room” saga is not the scandal they think it is, Cynthia is not here for the theatrics, and Pinky Cole is not letting anyone play with her brand. And while some peaches (Drew…) are still falling flat, others (K. Michelle, Kelly, Angela) are carrying the couch like it’s cardio. Mark gives the hotties just enough to gag — without giving away the full explosion. Then it’s time for the Ultimate Girls Trip 20th Anniversary, where Vicki Gunvalson is being… well, Vicki. Mark teases the kebab incident, the orgasm conversation, the clipboard shade, and the Salt Lake girls dropping nuclear rumors about Lisa Barlow — but he keeps the biggest bombs sealed. Just know: Giselle is producing, Portia is defending, Luann is gagging, and Vicki is spiraling. The girls are traveling from OC to Beverly Hills to Atlanta to Miami to New York, and every stop is messier than the last. Episode 11 is a celebration of 20 years of Housewives history — the delusion, the diamonds, the drama, the dynasty — and Mark makes sure the hotties get just enough tea to stay thirsty for more. Listen wherever you listen to your podcasts. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MarkMidwesternHoney Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/clock-the-reali-tea-with-mark-midwestern-honey/id1873649131 iHeart radio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1333-clock-the-reali-tea-with-320661106/episode/z104-3506?app=listen Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/07f101ba-b5bf-4c64-8ffd-39cfdada5923/clock-the-reali-tea-with-mark-midwestern-honey RSS: https://feeds.redcircle.com/8fddbccb-5306-4ea6-826b-d5c418e7aaf6 https://redcircle.com/shows/8fddbccb-5306-4ea6-826b-d5c418e7aaf6

3. 

   10 Aug 2026

   RHUGT Roaring 20th, K. Michelle Clears, & Carmella 'The Moment' Garcia gives Dior

   Season 2, Episode 10 arrives like a Housewives anniversary special should — loud, legendary, and dipped in 20 years of pure Bravo chaos. Mark Midwestern kicks off the celebration by diving straight into the RHOA Reunion, where K. Michelle proves she’s not just a guest — she’s the main event. While certain peaches (Drew… Porsha… we’re looking at you) are falling flatter than a wig in humidity, K. Michelle shows up ready to clock, clear, and collect. She’s giving reunion excellence, she’s giving “I came to work,” and she’s giving the girls a masterclass in how to secure your spot without begging for it. But don’t get too comfortable — the reunion couch isn’t the only place where the girls are spiraling. Mark teases the behind‑the‑scenes whispers, the off‑camera shade, and the “who called the bloggers?” mystery without revealing the full mess. Just know: some ladies are playing victim, some are playing delusional, and one is playing chess while the rest are still learning checkers. Then we jet over to the Ultimate Girls Trip, where the Housewives’ 20th anniversary is celebrated with neon outfits, drag‑queen shade, and OC-level delusion. Tamra is messy, Shannon is emotional, Vicki is loud, and the rest of the girls are giving exactly what a milestone season deserves. Mark hints at explosive confrontations, unexpected alliances, and one queen’s surprise return that will have the hotties screaming — but he’s keeping the details tucked like a reunion receipt folder. OC also gets its moment, and baby… the shenanigans are shenaniganning. Gina is spiraling over a Dior bag, Carmella is gifting like she’s Santa with a trust fund, and Jen is still trying to convince the group she belongs there. Mark gives the hotties a taste of the drama without spoiling the feast — just know the OC girls are back in their petty, chaotic, tax‑bracket‑flexing era. And to close out the episode, Mark teases a few unexpected Bravo crossovers, a legendary OG cameo, and a Project Runway clash that will have the fashion girlies gagged. Episode 10 is a celebration of 20 years of Housewives history — the reads, the wigs, the delusion, the legacy — and Mark makes sure the hotties get just enough tea to stay thirsty for more. Listen wherever you listen to your podcasts. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MarkMidwesternHoney Apple podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/clock-the-reali-tea-with-mark-midwestern-honey/id1873649131 iHeart radio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1333-clock-the-reali-tea-with-320661106/episode/z104-3506?app=listen Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/07f101ba-b5bf-4c64-8ffd-39cfdada5923/clock-the-reali-tea-with-mark-midwestern-honey RSS: https://feeds.redcircle.com/8fddbccb-5306-4ea6-826b-d5c418e7aaf6 https://redcircle.com/shows/8fddbccb-5306-4ea6-826b-d5c418e7aaf6

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