Clutch My Pearls

About Clutch My Pearls

Clutch My Pearls is a podcast where the host, Emily, doesn't read erotic fiction and her two friends, Barbara and Vanessa, tell her all about their favorite smut! Join them every Tuesday as they dive into a different raunchy read and find out if Emily clutches her pearls! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

Publisher

Clutch My Pearls

Category

arts · comedy

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

17 Oct 2023

Latest episode

27 Jan 2026

Latest episodes

87 of 120 episodes have a transcript.

1. 

   27 Jan 2026TRANSCRIPT

   120 - Cupid's Peak

   Barbara presents Lee Jacquot's "Cupid's Peak," a Holinight novella about Mia, a finance professional, and Eli, an NHL superstar, exploring whether a night together can rekindle their connection.

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   20 Jan 2026TRANSCRIPT

   119 - Saving The Rain

   Come ride bareback with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Saving The Rain” by Elliott Rose! It’s from the Crimson Ridge series, previously shared by Vanessa in episode 79 and by Emily in episode 105! In book four, Kayce Wilder gets injured in a bull riding competition, and his only cure is the forbidden love of his rival bull rider…who happens to be his step brother?! Zeke Rainer, whom we have to call him Raine, comes to the ranch to cover Kayce’s duties, but he ends up covering way more than that! With Raine’s help, Kayce has a chance to heal and to come into his own (jeans). Take a bath, slip and slide across the bench seat of a truck, and tune in! New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod We have *NEW* MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com to check it out! Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! We have *NEW* MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com to check it out! Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

3. 

   13 Jan 2026

   118 - Cursebound

   Come hunt vampires with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Cursebound” by Sadie Kincaid and LJ Morrow! Book one in the Curse of Blood series introduces us to the vampire hunter Rosa Capelli! Rosa isn’t like the other vampire hunters, she is a Seer that takes out all the bad vampires, just like Tom Cruise in Minority Report! Rosa didn’t *see* Luca Da Firenze, the super hot and super old (400!) vampire mafia capo, coming into her life, but he’s here and she can’t escape him, not that she would want to! Their bond might be that of soulmates (hello silver eye rings!), but it comes at a cost. Get your grinch fingers, squirt your water bottle, and serve your beef hot because you’re in danger girl! Twilight-run your way to tuning in! New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: ClutchMyPearlsPod@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.

Inside a recent episode

120 - Cupid's Peak

Published 27 Jan 2026 · Transcript excerpt

[…] You work. Okay. So there's a snow storm and it's gonna be fine, but it's not, but she makes it. And then the attendant's like, glad you made it. That's the last one. Um, but the storm should clear in an hour. Uh -uh -uh. It's not gonna. It's not gonna. It's not gonna. It's gonna be a storm in some pants. Okay. So the hostess of the restaurant moved the table to a much more private romantic spot. And she's like, why? And she's like, looking at her like, are you an idiot? Do you need a math tutor? Are you stupid? And then she's like, um, actually, there are a billion different types of intelligence. […]

Who has been a guest on Clutch My Pearls

Names identified in recent episode analyses. Showing up to five guests.

• Meryl Wilsner
• Grace Henderson
• Phoebe Matthews

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

YouTube views

196,150

Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025

Apple Podcasts (US)

4.8 / 5

199 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 83 / 100

A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.

Quality

94

Social presence

0

YouTube

86

Engagement

93

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Guest appearances

Books guests

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