Joe Bauer and Rita Artmann of ArtSpear Entertainment, creators of Toon Sandwich and other, less-well-known comedies, watch and commentate over popular (and distinctly unpopular) movies - excavating plot holes, inventing wild theories, and squeezing every possible drop of irreverence and absurdity out of each scene and line of dialogue.
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #105 - Final Destination: Bloodlines
Rita and Joe have their piercings ripped out by an MRI machine in Research Mode as they talk over Final Destination 6.
20 Jan 2026
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #104 - Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight
Rita and Joe are tempted by demonically chivalric Billy Zane into talking over 1995's Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight.
10 Jul 2025
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #103 - The Next Three Days
In 2010, Rusty Crowbar starred in a criminally (or perhaps not-so-criminally...?) underrated white-knuckle thriller from the writer-director of the film that stole Best Picture from Brokeback Mountain with a title that could describe any film that includes a 72-hour period in its narrative. But I implore you - don't lock this one away. Bust it out of its snap case and run with it, because it's a smart, tightly scripted, hugely rewarding pulse pounder with superbformances that I incarcerate very highly.
Discussed in this episode:
Our confusion as to exactly which three days are the titular "Next"
Questionable justification for bursting into a home to forcibly arrest someone with no criminal record and no reason to expect resistance
Ty Simpkins - the Ty-cast cutie-kins Hollywood Simp'd for
The most important button in modern fiction
Neeson Needsom quick cash!
Buying ice as an icebreaker that will hopefully lead to slipping into their fake-IDMs
The US's lax passport photo requirements - "Front on? BOOOORING!"
The life and times of David Pintumbler, inventor of the Pin Tumbler Lock
Would you a-leave ya wife for Olivia Wilde?
The call of a wild Mouss
Holding off on learning the location of the house you're dropping your son off at on the most intensely pre-planned day of your life because you need to throw in some unknown variables to keep it exciting for yourself
Elizabeth Banks banking on Rusty's banking skills to get her bank into the car
Sharing a scene with Russel Crowe! [as the face of one of the FBI's 40 most wanted fugitives]
Joe mixing up countries again, this time with a focus on South America
The real way they tracked down Osama Bin Laden: through his casting agent.
Thanks to Mr. Porter for the suggestion!
(if you want to sync it up to the film, we hit PLAY @ 6:35)
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