Cousin Closet with Maddy and Emily

About Cousin Closet with Maddy and Emily

Put on something fabulous and step into the world of Cousin Closet with Maddy and Emily–two cousins who have gone from arch rivals to wannabe fashion designer business partners to best friends over the course of their three decades of life. After growing up the youngest children of very religious families, adulthood has lead to... a LOT of changes. From relationships, sexuality, and dating in your 30's, to neurodivergence, mental health, astrology, and grief; join us weekly as we laugh, cry, and dig into our dress up boxes, put on a iconic outfits, unpack the experiences of our lives.

Publisher

Maddy Thompson and Emily Joy

Category

society & culture

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

23 Jan 2026

Latest episode

28 Aug 2026

Latest episodes

27 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   28 Aug 2026

   Big Good, Big Bad: Happen At Same Time

   Welcome back, cousins! This week, Maddy takes Emily through the science of her meltdown last week, and Em recaps her dysregulating morning run-in with a beach patrol cop. They also talk about period sex, bringing scrolls back, and which battle weapon they feel most like.

2. 

   21 Aug 2026

   I Hope You Get a Yeast Infection

   This week, Maddy and Emily have their first adult fight LIVE on the pod. Giddy up!

3. 

   14 Aug 2026

   Women in STEM, Actually

   Welcome back to the closet, Cousins ❤︎ After getting dragged by the universe last week, the girls are forgoing the theme this week and opting for cozy—it’s laundry day, bitches! Maddy and Emily start strong, recalling the notorious Grey’s Anatomy episode that taught them cartilage can, in fact, break; their Irish family heritage, the luteal uglies, matriarchal blessings; and oh yeah—Em is back on the dating scene. Emily updates the cousins on her new venture into hypnotherapy, and they talk EMDR and past-life regression before getting to the meat of the episode: RIGHTEOUS FEMALE RAGE. TLDR: Women are allowed to be crazy because the patriarchy forced us to be this way. XOXO, enjoy!

Reach and audience

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Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

2 ratings

Spotify

5.0 / 5

10 ratings

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