Crabs in the Pocket is an actual-play podcast using the Beam Saber system. 200 years after Earth was abandoned, RAUZ Squadron Upsilon fight back against the fascist Hegemony occupying their home.
Join FrogCass, Bluto, Badluckbee, DickDebonair & WitchCian for mecha action, comedy, & if they're really lucky, drama.
Music by Ammie Gardner (https://bsky.app/profile/ammiega500.bsky.social) with art by TEOFT (https://bsky.app/profile/teoft.bsky.social)
The vassals are out on the field, and as Symbolist and Coyote scrap with them, Hawk fights the big bad Bliss Dekker. Deadzone heads for the objective and ties up a few loose ends.
GMed by FrogCass (https://bsky.app/profile/frogcass.bsky.social), featuring Bluto (https://bsky.app/profile/bluto2u2.bsky.social), Badluckbee (https://bsky.app/profile/badluckbee.bsky.social), DickDebonair (https://bsky.app/profile/dickdebonair.bsky.social) & WitchCian (https://bsky.app/profile/witchcian.bsky.social)
Music by Ammie Gardner (https://bsky.app/profile/ammiega500.bsky.social) with art by TEOFT (https://bsky.app/profile/teoft.bsky.social)
Check out Beam Saber (https://austin-ramsay.itch.io/beamsaber) by Avalyn Ramsay
9 Oct 2026
Episode Fifteen - The House of Londe part 3
Bliss Dekker crashes the party. Time to set off the fireworks,
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Music by Ammie Gardner (https://bsky.app/profile/ammiega500.bsky.social) with art by TEOFT (https://bsky.app/profile/teoft.bsky.social)
Check out Beam Saber (https://austin-ramsay.itch.io/beamsaber) by Avalyn Ramsay
2 Oct 2026
Episode Fourteen - The House of Londe part 2
Deadzone protects the Princess. Symbolist gets a date. Coyote quotes the classics. Hawk fetches a chair.
The party begins, but an unexpected guest threatens to ruin everything.
GMed by FrogCass (https://bsky.app/profile/frogcass.bsky.social), featuring Bluto (https://bsky.app/profile/bluto2u2.bsky.social), Badluckbee (https://bsky.app/profile/badluckbee.bsky.social), DickDebonair (https://bsky.app/profile/dickdebonair.bsky.social) & WitchCian (https://bsky.app/profile/witchcian.bsky.social)
Music by Ammie Gardner (https://bsky.app/profile/ammiega500.bsky.social) with art by TEOFT (https://bsky.app/profile/teoft.bsky.social)
Check out Beam Saber (https://austin-ramsay.itch.io/beamsaber) by Avalyn Ramsay
25 Sept 2026
Episode Thirteen - The House of Londe part 1
The leader of the Falcons, Bex Madrigal, has a simple loyalty test for RAUZ Squadron Upsilon. Kill the hegemony soldier she's captured. There's only one problem. It's their AWOL squadmate - Hawk.
GMed by FrogCass (https://bsky.app/profile/frogcass.bsky.social), featuring Bluto (https://bsky.app/profile/bluto2u2.bsky.social), Badluckbee (https://bsky.app/profile/badluckbee.bsky.social), DickDebonair (https://bsky.app/profile/dickdebonair.bsky.social) & WitchCian (https://bsky.app/profile/witchcian.bsky.social)
Music by Ammie Gardner (https://bsky.app/profile/ammiega500.bsky.social) with art by TEOFT (https://bsky.app/profile/teoft.bsky.social)
Check out Beam Saber (https://austin-ramsay.itch.io/beamsaber) by Avalyn Ramsay
18 Sept 2026
Episode Twelve - Loyalty part 2
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Hawk & Eclipse move to infiltrate the listening post. By the end of the day, everything will come crashing down.
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Music by Ammie Gardner (https://bsky.app/profile/ammiega500.bsky.social) with art by TEOFT (https://bsky.app/profile/teoft.bsky.social)
Check out Beam Saber (https://austin-ramsay.itch.io/beamsaber) by Avalyn Ramsay
11 Sept 2026
Episode Eleven - Loyalty part 1
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Hawk left the Green Dog after his past was used against him, but now that he's stuck on the planet of Proxis, his past is the only thing protecting him.
GMed by FrogCass (https://bsky.app/profile/frogcass.bsky.social), featuring DickDebonair (https://bsky.app/profile/dickdebonair.bsky.social) & Steincatboi (https://bsky.app/profile/steincatboi.bsky.social)
Music by Ammie Gardner (https://bsky.app/profile/ammiega500.bsky.social) with art by TEOFT (https://bsky.app/profile/teoft.bsky.social)
Check out Beam Saber (https://austin-ramsay.itch.io/beamsaber) by Avalyn Ramsay
28 Aug 2026
Episode Ten - The Last Princess part 3
RAUZ Squadron Upsilon help the locals and are tested in return. Jessa reaps the rewards of playing Princess.
Featuring a little tease of the Podcast Exclusive Hawk Sidequest at the end!
GMed by FrogCass (https://bsky.app/profile/frogcass.bsky.social), featuring Bluto (https://bsky.app/profile/bluto2u2.bsky.social), Badluckbee (https://bsky.app/profile/badluckbee.bsky.social), DickDebonair (https://bsky.app/profile/dickdebonair.bsky.social) & WitchCian (https://bsky.app/profile/witchcian.bsky.social)
Music by Ammie Gardner (https://bsky.app/profile/ammiega500.bsky.social) with art by TEOFT (https://bsky.app/profile/teoft.bsky.social)
Check out Beam Saber (https://austin-ramsay.itch.io/beamsaber) by Avalyn Ramsay
21 Aug 2026
Episode Nine - The Last Princess part 2
Jessa plays the role of Princess. Maybe too well.
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Music by Ammie Gardner (https://bsky.app/profile/ammiega500.bsky.social) with art by TEOFT (https://bsky.app/profile/teoft.bsky.social)
Check out Beam Saber (https://austin-ramsay.itch.io/beamsaber) by Avalyn Ramsay
14 Aug 2026
Episode Eight - The Last Princess part 1
Once upon a time, the noble House of Londe was a shining beacon of hope in the Zaros system, but the Hegemony exterminated them. The remnants fight to retake their home, but without their Princess, what are they even fighting for?
It's a good thing that RAUZ Squadron Upsilon has the perfect person to play Princess.
GMed by FrogCass (https://bsky.app/profile/frogcass.bsky.social), featuring Bluto (https://bsky.app/profile/bluto2u2.bsky.social), Badluckbee (https://bsky.app/profile/badluckbee.bsky.social), DickDebonair (https://bsky.app/profile/dickdebonair.bsky.social) & WitchCian (https://bsky.app/profile/witchcian.bsky.social)
Music by Ammie Gardner (https://bsky.app/profile/ammiega500.bsky.social) with art by TEOFT (https://bsky.app/profile/teoft.bsky.social)
Check out Beam Saber (https://austin-ramsay.itch.io/beamsaber) by Avalyn Ramsay
7 Aug 2026
Episode Seven - Pilot, Escort, Soldier, Spy part 4
With the mole revealed, RAUZ Squadron Upsilon move in to close the noose. But will setting the trap spook their prey?
Heads up, Dick's apartment building caught fire so is currently in the process of moving, so there may be a short hiatus before we can record again. Thank you for your patience!
GMed by FrogCass (https://bsky.app/profile/frogcass.bsky.social), featuring Bluto (https://bsky.app/profile/bluto2u2.bsky.social), Badluckbee (https://bsky.app/profile/badluckbee.bsky.social), DickDebonair (https://bsky.app/profile/dickdebonair.bsky.social) & WitchCian (https://bsky.app/profile/witchcian.bsky.social)
Music by Ammie Gardner (https://bsky.app/profile/ammiega500.bsky.social) with art by TEOFT (https://bsky.app/profile/teoft.bsky.social)
Check out Beam Saber (https://austin-ramsay.itch.io/beamsaber) by Avalyn Ramsay
31 Jul 2026
Episode Six - Pilot, Escort, Soldier, Spy part 3
Strange signals from a cockpit, a squadmate interrogated by the Vice-Admiral, and a dog in need of training. There's no rest for the wicked, or for RAUZ Squadron Upsilon.
This one gets nasty and sexy, be warned.
GMed by FrogCass (https://bsky.app/profile/frogcass.bsky.social), featuring Bluto (https://bsky.app/profile/bluto2u2.bsky.social), Badluckbee (https://bsky.app/profile/badluckbee.bsky.social), DickDebonair (https://bsky.app/profile/dickdebonair.bsky.social) & WitchCian (https://bsky.app/profile/witchcian.bsky.social)
Music by Ammie Gardner (https://bsky.app/profile/ammiega500.bsky.social) with art by TEOFT (https://bsky.app/profile/teoft.bsky.social)
Check out Beam Saber (https://austin-ramsay.itch.io/beamsaber) by Avalyn Ramsay
24 Jul 2026
Episode Five - Pilot, Escort, Soldier, Spy part 2
RAUZ Squadron Upsilon have two missions: Find the mole, and find a place for Jessa. Easier said than done, especially when accusations start getting slung their way. Can our heroes help Jessa, or is she doomed to become one of those misunderstood female characters who get way too much hate on twitter?
GMed by FrogCass (https://bsky.app/profile/frogcass.bsky.social), featuring Bluto (https://bsky.app/profile/bluto2u2.bsky.social), Badluckbee (https://bsky.app/profile/badluckbee.bsky.social), DickDebonair (https://bsky.app/profile/dickdebonair.bsky.social) & WitchCian (https://bsky.app/profile/witchcian.bsky.social)
Music by Ammie Gardner (https://bsky.app/profile/ammiega500.bsky.social) with art by TEOFT (https://bsky.app/profile/teoft.bsky.social)
Check out Beam Saber (https://austin-ramsay.itch.io/beamsaber) by Avalyn Ramsay
17 Jul 2026
Episode Four - Pilot, Escort, Soldier, Spy part 1
RAUZ Squadron Upsilon saved the Huskies, but something was wrong. The Hegemony knew their every move before they did. The squad should be getting some rest & relaxation back at base, but they've been given a special mission. It's time for a mole hunt.
GMed by FrogCass (https://bsky.app/profile/frogcass.bsky.social), featuring Bluto (https://bsky.app/profile/bluto2u2.bsky.social), Badluckbee (https://bsky.app/profile/badluckbee.bsky.social), DickDebonair (https://bsky.app/profile/dickdebonair.bsky.social) & WitchCian (https://bsky.app/profile/witchcian.bsky.social)
Music by Ammie Gardner (https://bsky.app/profile/ammiega500.bsky.social) with art by TEOFT (https://bsky.app/profile/teoft.bsky.social)
Check out Beam Saber (https://austin-ramsay.itch.io/beamsaber) by Avalyn Ramsay
10 Jul 2026
Episode Three - No Hope for Green Dogs part 3
RAUZ Squadron Upsilon have successfully infiltrated an independent station to find their friends, the Huskies. Sure — they managed to get their cover blown and pulled a gun on security — but that turned out fine, actually. Maybe a trip to the casino and a card game with an old friend will help them relax?
GMed by FrogCass (https://bsky.app/profile/frogcass.bsky.social), featuring Bluto (https://bsky.app/profile/bluto2u2.bsky.social), Badluckbee (https://bsky.app/profile/badluckbee.bsky.social), DickDebonair (https://bsky.app/profile/dickdebonair.bsky.social) & WitchCian (https://bsky.app/profile/witchcian.bsky.social)
Music by Ammie Gardner (https://bsky.app/profile/ammiega500.bsky.social) with art by TEOFT (https://bsky.app/profile/teoft.bsky.social)
Check out Beam Saber (https://austin-ramsay.itch.io/beamsaber) by Avalyn Ramsay
3 Jul 2026
Episode Two - No Hope for Green Dogs part 2
RAUZ Squadron Upsilon have successfully infiltrated an independent station to find their friends, the Huskies. Sure — they managed to get their cover blown and pulled a gun on security — but that turned out fine, actually. Maybe a trip to the casino and a card game with an old friend will help them relax?
GMed by FrogCass (https://bsky.app/profile/frogcass.bsky.social), featuring Bluto (https://bsky.app/profile/bluto2u2.bsky.social), Badluckbee (https://bsky.app/profile/badluckbee.bsky.social), DickDebonair (https://bsky.app/profile/dickdebonair.bsky.social) & WitchCian (https://bsky.app/profile/witchcian.bsky.social)
Music by Ammie Gardner (https://bsky.app/profile/ammiega500.bsky.social) with art by TEOFT (https://bsky.app/profile/teoft.bsky.social)
Art of Bliss Dekker (https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_fullsize/plain/did:plc:cjjulj6h7tncegc3wajn6w2q/bafkreigb3t5yvjtap56h3qha6trqzebvfqe6autjit3reqktae2typx37a) by StrayScythe (https://bsky.app/profile/strayscythe.bsky.social)
Check out Beam Saber (https://austin-ramsay.itch.io/beamsaber) by Avalyn Ramsay
19 Jun 2026
Episode One - No Hope for Green Dogs part 1
After screwing up their last mission, RAUZ Squadron Upsilon are sent on a milk run. Find the missing RAUZ squad on board an independent space station and get them home, all without provoking the ire of the space station or the Hegemony of Man. It should be easy, as long as no one pulls a gun on security.
GMed by FrogCass (https://bsky.app/profile/frogcass.bsky.social), featuring Bluto (https://bsky.app/profile/bluto2u2.bsky.social), Badluckbee (https://bsky.app/profile/badluckbee.bsky.social), DickDebonair (https://bsky.app/profile/dickdebonair.bsky.social) & WitchCian (https://bsky.app/profile/witchcian.bsky.social)
Music by Ammie Gardner (https://bsky.app/profile/ammiega500.bsky.social) with art by TEOFT (https://bsky.app/profile/teoft.bsky.social)
Check out Beam Saber (https://austin-ramsay.itch.io/beamsaber) by Avalyn Ramsay
19 Jun 2026
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