Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
Tony Santore
4.8from 1,291 ratings
- 296
- Episodes
- 109
- Transcribed
- 1,291
- Ratings
- Bi-weekly
- Cadence
- 2019
- First episode
- 29M
- YouTube views
About Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
Why do some plants grow where they do? How can geology cause new plant species to evolve? Why are some plants pollinated by flies, some by bats, some by birds, and others by bees? How does a plant evolve to look like a rock? How can destroying lawns soothe the soul? This is a show about plants and plant habitat through the lens of natural selection and ecology, with a side of neurotic ranting, light humor, occasional profanity, & the perpetual search for the filthiest taqueria bathroom.
- Publisher
- Tony Santore
- Category
- comedy · science · science
- Language
- en
- Explicit
- No
- First episode
- 10 Feb 2019
- Latest episode
- 4 Oct 2026
Latest episodes
109 of 296 episodes have a transcript.
4 Oct 2026TRANSCRIPT
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1 Oct 2026TRANSCRIPT
Nonhuman Teachers presents Joey Santore - _Kicked Outta the Botanic Garden_
16 Sept 2026TRANSCRIPT
Paleobotanical Origins of The Reflecting Pool Disaster
Who has been a guest on Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
Names identified in recent episode analyses. Showing up to five guests.
- Joey Santore
- Chuck Delwiche
- Laiken Jordahl
- Carlos "Aztekium" Velasco
- Saumithra Kelkar
Reach and audience
Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.
- YouTube views
- 28,525,665
- Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025
- Apple Podcasts (US)
- 4.8 / 5
- 572 ratings
- Spotify
- 4.9 / 5
- 719 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 87 / 100
A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.
- Quality
- 97
- Social presence
- 0
- YouTube
- 93
- Engagement
- 99
Contact Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
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- Books guests
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How often do new episodes come out?
The show publishes bi-weekly, based on its RSS feed.
Does Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't take guests?
Yes. Guests have been identified in episode analyses.
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