Welcome to Crime Tap! A podcast where each week all hosts find a hilariously weird, crazy, and just plain dumb true crimes story to share. The thing is neither host knows what story the other will be bringing to the table. So take your shoes off and settle in for a good laugh. Much Love everyone
Crazy Smuggling, Drone Crows, and Pooping in Parks: Wild Stories from Recent Days
In this episode, we explore bizarre and hilarious stories ranging from drug smuggling with drone-powered crows to a serial park pooper caught with heat vision drones, plus a bald eagle incident involving illegal hunting. Buckle up for some of the strangest things happening right now.
Texas man arrested for smuggling 75 pounds of marijuana in luggage headed to London
Innovative smuggling methods: fake crow drones disguising drugs and phones into prisons
Search for park poo bandit using trail cameras and heat vision drones
Bald eagle caught on video attempting to steal a pet, with legal consequences
The legality and penalties for harming protected bird species
Cultural nostalgia: funny high school stories and viral challenges from the past
Weather shifts and seasonal mood swings—spring drought from winter
00:00 - Introduction: weird stories and drone antics
00:32 - Welcome back and podcast updates
01:05 - Catching up with David, shared activities, and shooting range tales
02:42 - Texas man caught with 75 pounds of marijuana at Miami airport
03:11 - Details of the drug bust and legal thresholds
04:38 - The estimated value of 75 pounds of high-grade cannabis
09:22 - Texas women use fake crow drones to smuggle contraband into Louisiana prison
10:41 - Busted with drone-released packages: drugs, phones, and alcohol
12:00 - The bizarre design of the crow drone and its sneaky features
13:37 - The potential of sneaking 12 gallons of vodka via drone, whether realistic or not
16:12 - The concept of time travel in jail—fast forwarding through the days
23:10 - Wisconsin police use drone with heat vision to catch serial park pooper
25:07 - Pattern of when and where she poops, and catching her in the act
26:43 - Nostalgic talk about "The League" and creative childhood pranks
29:02 - The legal fallout of harming protected bald eagles
30:32 - The funny viral video of a dead bald eagle found in a hunting truck
33:27 - Penalties for eagle poaching and implications for hunters
36:13 - Crazy viral videos of eagles and misunderstanding wildlife laws
37:20 - Closing thoughts and gratitude for wild stories
Miami International Airport Marijuana Bust Article (https://example.com/article)
Wisconsin Drone Catching Serial Pooper (https://example.com/video)
Wildlife Protection Laws - Federal Regulations (https://www.fws.gov/laws/hunting-regulations)
The League TV Show (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399414/)
Nicholas Hildebrand - Twitter (https://twitter.com/nicholashilde) | LinkedIn (https://linkedin.com/in/nicholashilde)
David Miller - Twitter (https://twitter.com/davidmiller) | LinkedIn (https://linkedin.com/in/davidmiller)
Key TopicsTimestampsResources & LinksConnect with the Guests
5 Mar 2026
"Naked" Bandit/Welcome Back!
Nearly Naked Bandit and Other Bizarre Crimes: Crime Tap Podcast Highlights
Welcome to another intriguing episode of Crime Tap, where we dive into some of the wildest, most bizarre crime stories from around the country. This episode features tales of a naked car thief, a drug-dealing burglar who requested a drug test from law enforcement, and a tablecloth-wearing bank robber. Get ready for laughs, surprises, and some truly strange criminal antics.
The story of the Florida man who broke into a home, asked deputies to test his "bad drugs," and was caught on video peeking into windows while naked
A Georgia man in a tablecloth leading police on a carjacking spree, completely nude until he was caught
The Ohio man who accidentally deposited methamphetamine in a bank drive-thru tube, leading to a bizarre investigation
The absurdity of drug-related crimes and what they reveal about human behavior under influence
Observations on how intoxication or drugs can lead to reckless or comically dumb decisions
The influence of drugs like Crocodile Tears and Fentanyl, and their impact on behavior
00:00 - Introduction to the episode and wild crime stories
02:20 - Florida man requests a drug test after burglarizing a home while high
11:12 - Gunter’s bizarre plea for deputies to test his "bad narcotics"
20:41 - Georgia man in nothing but a tablecloth leading police on a carjacking spree
22:21 - The naked bandit’s getaway and iconic Crocs in sport mode
24:21 - The suspect’s entry into an occupied home and theft of car keys
28:31 - The man stolen Mercedes driving away in the nude
32:24 - Ohio man mistakenly deposits meth in bank drive-thru tube
35:48 - The bizarre case of drugs in a bank and the "unexpected deposit" investigation
37:10 - Wrap-up thoughts on human behavior and drug influence in crimes
Crocodile Tears (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronic_fentanyl_toxicity) — Information about dangerous drug
Fentanyl (https://www.fda.gov/drugs/fentanyl) — Official FDA drug info
American Dad - LeviOs Niasclanos (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0914235/) — Episode reference for humor
Georgia Law Enforcement (https://georgia.gov/agencies-departments) — General info on law enforcement jurisdiction
Ohio Department of Natural Resources (https://ohiodnr.gov/) — For info on wildlife and natural resources
Bank of Thru (https://example.com/bank-of-thru) — Fake link for entertainment
Nicholas Hildebrand (https://twitter.com/NicholasHilde)
David Miller
Key Topics Covered:Timestamps:Resources & Links:Connect with the Hosts:Stay tuned for more strange and hilarious crime stories each week!
28 Dec 2023
Merry Chrysler & Robbing Banks High
Welcome back everyone. Hope all of yall had a very merry Christmas. Sorry for the delay. Been battling the flu. Man that shit was rough. Back now tho :)
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