A Virgo yogi and a Libra goth lesbian walk into a podcast. They talk about healing, spirituality, astrology, religious trauma, aliens, and your problems. One of them has a vision board. One of them has an ouija board. Nobody stays on topic. Everyone leaves changed. New episodes whenever Mercury allows.
After a nearly two-month hiatus, Lauren and Lynnsey go over life updates and have a thought-provoking conversation about hustle culture, America's ideology surrounding success, and what they really want out of life.
21 Jul 2026
Episode 7 - Thotistic Screening
Nunchucks, moon cycles, and online Autism tests. What could go wrong? Lynnsey gives Lauren the same Autism screening that she recently took, while the two share their own experiences as neurospice millennials.
1 Jul 2026
Episode 6 - Pride Doesn't End in June
This week, the duo talk about experiences and observations in the LGBTQ+ community and why Pride is so important as long as a divide and marginalization exist in humanity.
24 Jun 2026
Episode 5 - ADHD Ketchup
What do tubas, the gay Spice Girls, and exhaust fans have in common? We don’t know, but in this episode, the L&L duo argue about who has "worser" ADHD.
17 Jun 2026
Episode 4 - The American Nightmare: Nobody Warned Us About Monday
Lynnsey recaps some details from her cruise, and Lauren shares some hilarious stories from her own past travels. From Belizean beaches to gloomy gummies, the topics are never stayed on, but the adventures are endless.
10 Jun 2026
Episode 3 - From the Pew to the Altar Pt. 2
This week's episode is Part 2 of Lynnsey and Lauren's discussion of religion and spiritual views. From crystals and plant medicine to energy healing and divination, they make the case that the practices the church often labels as demonic are woven throughout its own sacred text. The conversation opens up into something bigger and more hopeful: the idea that all great spiritual teachers were pointing at the same universal truth, and that leaving an institution doesn't mean leaving the divine. ...
4 Jun 2026
Episode 3 - From the Pew to the Altar Pt.1
In this episode, Lauren and Lynnsey share their personal journeys of leaving organized religion and the grief, relief, and transformation that came with it. They dig into the concept of spiritual bypassing — the way religious language can be used to dodge real accountability and genuine healing — and call out specific examples with receipts straight from the Bible itself. TRIGGER WARNINGS: Religious trauma, suicidal ideation, and sexual assault.
29 May 2026
Episode 2 - We Are Not Our Stereotypes (Mostly)
We’re Virgo and Libra, and we are here to tell you that we are absolutely nothing like what you’ve read about us. This week, we dig into our full birth charts, debunk the stereotypes of all twelve signs, and figure out why a Virgo whose house is a disaster and a Libra who owns nothing beige somehow make complete sense astrologically. Also, we talk about why one of us processes emotions through her body and the other one would rather do literally anything else. Spoiler: it’s the Scorpio moon’s...
17 May 2026
Episode 1 - We're Back... Sort Of
After a little hiatus (okay, a lot of hiatus) your favorite chaotic duo is relaunching and we have things to say. This week we catch you up on our lives, explain what this podcast is now and why it’s different, and debut our brand new advice segment where a 34 year old asks if having no idea who she is outside of work and relationships is a crisis or just Tuesday. Welcome back, we missed you.
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