Datemare with Hayley Marie Norman

About Datemare with Hayley Marie Norman

Datemare with Hayley Marie Norman takes a comedic look at our bad dates. Currently single for the first time in six years, Hayley is inviting her listeners to come along with her as she jumps back in the dating pool and learns to navigate its cringe and choppy waters. But she won't be getting wet alone (ahem...), every episode she's joined by a notable guest as they swap stories while also reflecting on what they learned about themselves in the process of trying to find love. Now y'all be careful out there, because these dates just keep Datemaring.

Publisher

Hayley Marie Norman

Category

comedy · health & fitness · society & culture

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

18 Apr 2023

Latest episode

9 Aug 2023

Latest episodes

13 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   9 Aug 2023

   Season Finale // Part 2 with Ishmel Sahid

   In this week’s episode of Datemare with Hayley Marie Norman, Hayley announces that she’s hanging up her headphones, at least for now. Even though she’s been hailed as “the smoothest host there ever was, effortlessly engaging, flawlessly gorgeous, and definitely not the one writing this”, she has chosen to put the pause in p(ause)dcast. Hayley is very proud that she took a topic that could have made her sad and jaded but instead turned it in to laughs and thoughtful dialogue. She built something from the ground up and brought it to the world using one of the attributes she’s most proud of her, her vulnerability. We’re calling this the end of season 1, which feels wonderfully open-ended in a “one day at a time” way, meaning there is always opportunity for things like picking it back up, releasing special one-off episodes, or pivoting in any way she finds inspiring. Stay tuned in and subscribed so you don’t miss a thing. On this special Season Finale/ Part Two with Ishmael Sahid (Freevee’s Jury Duty), they continue to chat about dating trends and easy breezy things like how childhood traumas can dictate your attachment style. Ishmael has a “hypothetical friend” with an upcoming hike date, the most controversial date of all. Now y’all be careful out there ‘cuz these dates just keep datemaring. You can follow Ishmel Sahid on Instragram @ishmelproductions (https://www.instagram.com/ishmelproductions/) You can follow Hayley on Instagram @HayleyMarieNorman (https://www.instagram.com/hayleymarienorman/) And if you'd like to continue to support Hayley as an artist, you can become a Patron on Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/HayleyMarieNorman). Hayley wants to give an extra special shoutout to Zach Webb, she couldn't have done this without you.

2. 

   1 Aug 2023

   Delicious Naps with Ishmel Sahid

   On this week's episode of Datemare with Hayley Marie Norman we welcome Ishmel Sahid (Freevee's Jury Duty). Hayley loved this convo so much, that she's releasing it as a two part special! On part 1, Hayley opens up about the anxiety she feels hosting a podcast about dating. This is perhaps the most vulnerable she's been on the pod?! Ishmel comes with thoughtful questions that really get Hayley thinking yet out of her head at the same time. Hayley tells Ishmel that she could never send a "like" on a dating app first and Ish is like, but is it that serious tho?! She could also literally never bring herself to ask someone out! Surprise suprise but Hayley can actually be SHY! Hayley reads an embarrasing exchange she recently had on the dating app Raya. They also discuss the best way to get a convo going and how to move past mundane conversations. (Pls, as a stranger on the internet, don't ever message me asking, "How was your day?"!! And while we're at it, I don't want to know how your day was either. I literally don't know you. You could tell me you killed someone and I wouldn't even pause Seinfeld. Just say something funny! But it can't be a dad joke, I hate those. OMG wow, dating is impossible?? *I'M* impossible?!?) Ish and Hayley share thoughts on their ideal partners. Hayley's life is so full and beautiful and she reflects on how the expression of love for all is what life is all about. <3 Now y'all be careful out there cuz these dates just keep Datemaring! If you're enjoying the pod, pls subscribe and review! It means a lot! You can follow Ishmel Sahid on IG at @IshmelProductions (https://www.instagram.com/ishmelproductions/) You can follow Hayley on IG at all @HayleyMarieNorman (https://www.instagram.com/hayleymarienorman/) Become a Patron at Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/HayleyMarieNorman)

3. 

   25 Jul 2023

   Dating Is Like Succession with Kevin T. Porter

   We're comin' in hot for you on this week's episode of Datemare with Hayley Marie Norman. We are joined by the one and only Kevin T. Porter (Gilmore Guys, Good Christian Fun) who is hilarious and insightful with his dating do's and don'ts. The two talk love languages, pheromones, and even pull out their phones to compare dating profiles! Spoiler alert: Kevin has the best Hinge voice prompt of all time. And Hayley is very confident about hers. Like if you're not swiping right on her, what are you even doing with your life?! They question whether an emphasis on shared taste can be a detriment to true compatibility. However, they take deeper dives in to more controversial differences like age and height. Hayley has literally no interest in being friends with someone it didn't work out with (she's already v popular, thankyouverymuch) while Kevin got three texts from a 2018 Hinge date turned friend just in the time we were recording. They are also adamant that ghosting is trash and we need to have a rise up in 2023 culture where all who do this are banned to the Loser Ghost Island. Also, like the episode title suggests, Kevin drops the mic on explaining how dating is essentially the hit HBO show Succession. Now y'all be careful out there 'cuz these dates just keep datemaring. You can follow Kevin across platforms at @KevinTPorter You can follow Hayley on IG at @HayleyMarieNorman. You can also provide listener support for as low as $1/mo by becoming a Patron on Patreon! Just search her name and ya'll find her.

4. 

   18 Jul 2023

   Platonic with Malcolm Barrett

   On this week's episode of Datemare with Hayley Marie Norman, we welcome Hayley's dear friend of thirteen years, Malcolm Barrett (Amazon's The Boys, BET+'s Average Joe)! He's not only one of Hayley's favorite people, he's also her FIRST MALE GUEST ON THE POD! *Cue Jamaican air horns* The two pontificate on the age-old question, can men and women really just be friends?! They have an interesting conversation about a topic that plagues all single people: is that person not texting you back right away 'cuz they're busy...or do they just not give a shit about you? And how do you know the difference? Hayley discusses the awkard moment at the end of a Hinge date when the guy confessed he'd had a crush on her as a fan for the last decade. And because this podcast follows her dating-after-divorce journey, she talks about the dudes she discovered had been waiting out her marriage to slide into her DMs. Malcolm shares some random awkward dating shit he did that you'll just have to listen to to understand. I guess it involves face blindness??? I can't possibly sum it up here. The two also swap anectodotes about their careers in Hollywood. Pls listen/subscribe and review the podcast! You can follow Malcolm on Instagram here. (https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin/) You can follow him on Twitter at @malcolmbarrett You can follow Hayley on Instagram here (https://www.instagram.com/hayleymarienorman/). You can provide listener support by becoming a Patron (https://patreon.com/HayleyMarieNorman).

5. 

   11 Jul 2023

   The Basics with Kiki Andersen

   On this week's episode of Datemare with Hayley Marie Norman, Hayley is joined by Emmy award-winning news reporter turned comedian Kiki Andersen! The girls share their thoughts on some of the basics of dating like pretending to reach for your wallet, who's asking who out, and sleeping together on a first date. Chivalry ain't dead and we love that for us! Kiki opens up about the unique journey of how being a female comic has been a huge turn off to a lot of men, while being a reporter was a huge turn on. Kiki shares her worst dating stories which involve secret wives and ENM (ethical non-monogomy) fails. Hayley shares the insane dating story of the time she got played by an ex on Venmo. Between the funny, Hayley leans in to her emo side and shares that she's preparing for a major surgery and what that experience has been like as a single person. Cue Hello Darkness My Old Friend* (But don't fret, she's since had a succesful surgery and is feeling more like herself every day!) Now y'all be careful out there 'cuz these dates just keep datemaring! You can follow Kiki on Instagram at @itskikiandersen (https://www.instagram.com/itskikiandersen/?hl=en) You can follow Hayley on Instagram at @hayleymarienorman (https://www.instagram.com/hayleymarienorman/?hl=en) You can provide listener support by becoming a Patron of the podcast on Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/HayleyMarieNorman)

6. 

   27 Jun 2023

   Tell Your Daddy with Rachel True

   After a three week hiatus, Datemare with Hayley Marie Norman is back! We are joined by the legend that is Rachel True (Half Baked, The Craft, author of True Heart Intuitive Tarot). The ladies discuss SO much! Hayley talks about her mission to make being a cat lady sexy. The ladies share their personal ups and downs of being black women in Hollywood. Hayley and Rachel discover they're both charismatic people who aren't sociopaths. When they dive into dating, Hayley surmises that Rachel's soulmate is in Europe. Rachel shares her worst dating stories including one involving a magician. Rachel, a proud Gen X'er, jokes about P.E. coaches from Pacoima sliding into her DM's. She did however just join Tik Tok and would like you to tell your daddy that's she here. Meanwhile, Hayley shares a bunch of thoughts she no longer stands by (lol). After all, this show does follow her ever changing thoughts on her search for love and this episode was recorded a few weeks ago. Most importantly, Hayley would like to clarify that she *is* actually a snob when it comes to a potential parter having luxury lifestyle essentials. It's called Parachute, honey. Look it up. Dial soap? More like Bye-Bye'l soap. Hayley also opens the show by stating that she's "actually really grateful" she's single during this time. That is complete insanity and she has no idea why she'd ever say that. You can follow Rachel True on Instagram at @trueracheltrue (https://www.instagram.com/trueracheltrue/) You can follow Hayley Marie Norman on Instagram at @hayleymarienorman (https://www.instagram.com/hayleymarienorman/) You can become a Patron of the show (thnx in advance!) here (https://www.patreon.com/HayleyMarieNorman)!

7. 

   30 May 2023

   International Hookups with Adrien Finkel

   Adrien and Hayley are in Costa Rica!!! Will there be any romantic liasons?!? While it may be too soon to tell, the girls dicuss their past international hookups. Adrien shares about traveling all the way to London to meet up with a boy she had only met once before "for like ten minutes". Hayley dishes about a hot Parisian hookup she had this winter. The girls also share something scandalous; Hayley has shared Adrien's sloppy seconds. You can follow Adrien on IG at @adefink (https://www.instagram.com/adefink/) You can order one of her cakes at @iamsweetaf (https://www.instagram.com/iamsweetaf/) Follow HMN on IG @HayleyMarieNorman (https://www.instagram.com/hayleymarienorman/) You can support the pod by joining the Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/HayleyMarieNorman). Now y'all be careful out there because these dates just keep datemaring.

8. 

   22 May 2023

   From Southern Belle to Mrs. Cartel with Donna Thomas

   What, you don’t all have a friend who unknowingly married someone in the cartel and discovered they had millions of dollars of cash buried under their floor? Hmm..you gotta get some more interesting friends. Donna Thomas, sweet tea in hand, joins us in the States after returning from an epic adventure as a solo female traveler in Korea! We don’t need husbands to take a vacay, hotties! Donna claims her “Year of Resurgence” after having dealt with depression as a result of her mother’s death. Hayley and Donna discuss the moment they discovered they were “Snow Sisters”- a term that refers to women who have slept with the same man. Were we dating him at the same time??? The timeline is fuzzy but prolly. And finally…. Donna shares her true, harrowing, and edge-of-your-seat story of having unknowingly married someone who was the head of the cartel. A real Southern Belle to Mrs. Cartel, you won’t believe your ears of this incredible tale of survival! We also reflect on how the most painful situations and “setbacks”, can set us up for the greatest rewards of our life. You can follow Donna across platforms at @bestofdonna (https://www.instagram.com/bestofdonna/) You can support the podcast by becoming a Patron at https://www.patreon.com/HayleyMarieNorman You can follow Hayley on IG at @HayleyMarieNorman (https://www.instagram.com/HayleyMarieNorman/?hl=en)

9. 

   15 May 2023

   Free Therapy with Licensed Therapist Lisa Oxman

   Holy smokes, Babes. This episode is GOOD, if I do say so myself. Licened psychotherapist Lisa Oxman joins us and drops gems of free relationship counseling. She also shares her hilarious tale of dating and getting dumped by an A List celebrity whose name rhymes with Smorge Looney. Hayley shares about having dated a famous rapper only to find out on Twitter that he was cheating on her with an infamously famous actress. The ladies dive into breaking down big subjects around dating like gaslighting, attachment styles, shame, PTSD, narcissism, surviving abusive relationships, and more. You can follow Hayley on IG at @HayleyMarieNorman (https://www.instagram.com/hayleymarienorman/?hl=en) and support the podcast on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/HayleyMarieNorman (https://www.patreon.com/HayleyMarieNorman) Now y'all be careful out there because these dates just keep Datemaring!

10. 

    11 May 2023

    Main Character Energy with Chelsea Devantez

    On this week’s episode, we welcome guest Chelsea Devantez (head writer for The Problem with Jon Stewart, ABC's Not Dead Yet, Celebrity Book Club with Chelsea Devantez) just in time for her birthday! Whoo hoo! Dating is difficult but Chelsea and I discuss how to harness your main character energy to make it actually enjoyable and an excuse to not be a pajama woman. We talk about why NOT to have dinner on a first date and invent an unfortunately necessary nervous system game called, “Red Flag or Fate?” Datemare with Hayley Marie Norman is for those partnered *and* not partnered, but I especially hope this episode gives our single listeners hope, self-esteem, worth, and even tools to help make the process of finding love a little less awful.

11. 

    2 May 2023

    Coming Out With Sara Benincasa

    Clutch your pearls 'cuz on this episode, Hayley comes out as bi and Sara comes out as not a natural redhead. The ladies give our listeners tips for getting accepted on to the exclusive dating app Raya (while admitting to being elitist Hollywood trash in the process), and discuss threesomes, porn and even barber-surgeons. Hayley opens up about having her sexuality weaponized against her as a black actress in Hollywood. Follow Sara: IG: @SaraJBenincasa (https://www.instagram.com/sarajbenincasa/), Substack:SarahJBenincasa.Substack.com (https://sarajbenincasa.substack.com), Medium: SaraJBenincasa.Medium.com (https://sarajbenincasa.medium.com), Patreon: Patreon.com/SaraBenincasa (https://www.patreon.com/SaraBenincasa) Follow Hayley: IG: @HayleyMarie Norman (https://www.instagram.com/HayleyMarieNorman/?hl=en), Patreon: Patreon.com/HayleyMarieNorman (https://www.patreon.com/HayleyMarieNorman?fan_landing=true&view_as=public)

12. 

    25 Apr 2023

    The Sad Men of LA with guest Niccole Thurman

    On this very special PREMIERE episode of Datemare with Hayley Marie Norman, Hayley welcomes actor/writer Niccole Thurman (Stephen Colbert's Tooning Out The News, IFC's Sherman's Showcase, HBO Max's Jellystone). HMN shares her feelings on dating after divorce while the ladies dive into dating as black women, "the sad men of LA" and DUN DUN DUNNN.... finding out they dated the same dude- who was wanted by the feds. You can follow Hayley on Instagram @HayleyMarieNorman and Niccole @NiccoleThurman You can support the podcast by becoming a patron at https://patreon.com/HayleyMarieNorman Now y'all be careful out there 'cuz these dates just keep datemaring!

13. 

    18 Apr 2023

    An intro to Datemare with Hayley Marie Norman

    This quick episode is the official Datemare with Hayley Marie Norman announcement. Yee haw! This show is years of bad dates in the making and we are so excited to have you join us. Our first episode drops on Tuesday April 25th, 2023 with a new episode every Tuesday morning after that. Subscribe today so you don't miss a beat. Now y'all be careful out there, because these dates just keep datemaring. You can follow Hayley on Instagram at @HayleyMarieNorman

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