Dear God, Lettuce Pray

About Dear God, Lettuce Pray

Hello and Welcome, Sinners and Saints to the Dear God, Lettuce Pray Podcast. The "Dear God Lettuce Pray" podcast is a divine podcast hosted by Santana, where biblical storytelling gets a hilarious twist. Join Santana on this spiritual journey as she shares laughter and wisdom from the stories of triumph over adversity. Please note : it’s not your average Sunday School lesson. Tune in now and subscribe on Spotify, YouTube and Apple Podcast. Follow on Instagram : @deargodlettucepray

Publisher

Santana Santana

Category

religion & spirituality

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

4 Feb 2024

Latest episode

21 Jun 2024

Latest episodes

13 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   21 Jun 2024

   Jesus is King--of Comedy | S1E10

   Welcome to "Dear God, Lettuce Pray," the podcast where faith meets fun, hosted by the ever-engaging Santana. Join us as we explore the Bible's deeper meanings through stories filled with humor, wit, and a touch of irreverence. Whether you’re a spiritual skeptic, a curious millennial, or just someone seeking a fresh perspective on ancient texts, this show is for you. In each episode, we unravel the cultural and historical context behind biblical events, making them relatable and enjoyable for today's listeners. This episode focuses on the wittier side of Jesus, highlighting moments where his humor shines through in his teachings and miracles. From turning water into wine at the wedding in Cana to walking on water and engaging with the Samaritan woman, we uncover the cleverness that made his messages memorable. If you enjoyed the show, consider supporting us by donating. Your contributions help us continue creating content that enlightens and entertains. Don’t forget to subscribe and follow us on Instagram and YouTube for updates, behind-the-scenes content, and more engaging discussions. Sponsorship packages are available if you want to partner with us. Spread kindness always and stay blessed! Credits: Host: Santana Producer: Yellabizbae Sound Design: Green Olive Media Follow us on Instagram: @DearGodLettucePray Subscribe on YouTube: Dear God, Lettuce Pray Podcast #FaithAndFun #BibleStories #SpiritualJourney #DearGodLettucePray

2. 

   7 Jun 2024

   Jesus, the King of Comedy | Promo Trailer

   You know what doesn't get talked about enough in the Christian community? That Jesus had jokes. He was in fact quite the jokester. Tune in to the next episode as we unpack biblical scripture that highlights the wittier side of Jesus. Please subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcast and YouTube. Also follow us on Instagram : @deargodlettucepray Host : Santana Sound Design : Green Olive Media Edited by : Simone the Mastermind

3. 

   12 May 2024

   WTFaith Happened in Genesis? | S1E9

   Welcome to the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, where spirituality meets sass and biblical wisdom gets a millennial makeover. Join host Santana as she takes you on a cosmic journey through the ancient texts of the Bible, from Genesis to the book of Enoch, with a side of humor, insight, and a whole lot of groove. From the OG creation story to the celestial drama of fallen angels, Santana breaks down the Bible's juiciest tales, shedding light on heavenly tea while keeping it real and relatable for modern listeners. So, grab your Bible and tune in as we explore the divine disco of creation, the complexities of human nature, and the enduring presence of divine intervention. Hosted by: Santana Produced by: Simone Santana Sound Design : Green Olive Media Cover Art by: Yellabizbae Don't forget to hit subscribe and spread kindness always. Also, follow us on Instagram : @deargodlettucepray You can find the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcast, and YouTube.

4. 

   9 May 2024

   WTFaith Happened in Genesis? | Promo

   From the OG creation story to the celestial drama of fallen angels, Santana breaks down the Bible's juiciest tales, shedding light on heavenly mysteries while keeping it real and relatable for modern listeners. Get ready for a blend of educational insights, thought-provoking revelations, and comical commentary. [Promo Trailer] the Dear God, Lettuce Pray Podcast Hosted by : Simone Santana Cameo : King Jones Producer : Simone the Mastermind Sound Engineering : Green Olive Media

5. 

   2 May 2024

   Bromance Gone Wild | S1E8

   Greetings, celestial companions, and welcome to another illuminating episode of the "Dear God, Lettuce Pray" podcast! Today, we embark on a divine odyssey through the puzzling bond between David and Saul – a saga rich in intrigue, envy, and redemption. As your guide on this voyage, I'm Santana, your faithful curator of biblical narratives with a contemporary flair. Join me as we unravel the tapestry of this ancient tale, teasing out its timeless truths and provocative insights. The "Dear God, Lettuce Pray" podcast isn't your grandmother's Sunday school lesson – it's a sanctuary for seekers of wisdom and seekers of wit alike. Whether you're a devout believer or a curious skeptic, prepare to be challenged, enlightened, and entertained. Segment 01 - The Chosen One Introducing the story of Saul's coronation of becoming Israel's first king. Segment 02 - The Shepard’s Rise Shepard boy David gets his rise to fame and hand selected by Big G to carry out the missions that Saul just couldn't get right. Segment 03 - Seeds of Jealousy Saul became jealous of David--what a fun police. Segment 04 - Last Days How it ends for everyone involved. the Dear God, Lettuce Pray Podcast Episode Title : Bromance Gone Wild Hosted by : Simone Santana Producer : Simone the Mastermind Sound Engineering : Green Olive Media

6. 

   26 Apr 2024

   Bromance Gone Wild | Promo Trailer

   In a world where faith meets folly, and ancient tales collide with modern wit, comes a podcast unlike any other. Greetings, celestial companions! Welcome to the "Dear God, Lettuce Pray" podcast, where we embark on a divine odyssey through the epic saga of David and Saul. Here we are dropping a little trailer to hold you over for next week's episode release. Stay tuned on May 02, 2024 for Episode 08, titled, "Bromance Gone Wild". From the humble beginnings of Saul, the unsuspecting farmer turned king, to the rise of David, the shepherd boy turned national hero, join me, Santana, as we unravel the tangled web of jealousy, intrigue, and redemption. Prepare to laugh, learn, and be challenged as we journey through the biblical bromance of David and Saul. Subscribe now and join us on an adventure through the ages.

7. 

   13 Apr 2024

   Holy Bucks, No Blessings | S1E7

   Are you attending church but feeling unblessed and unimpressed ? That sucks. Join Santana in this episode of the "Dear God, Lettuce Pray" podcast, as we hilariously unravel the absurdity of the prosperity gospel. From promises of divine favor to the infamous "seed sowing" tactics, no scam is left unexposed. Plus, learn how to spot a prosperity gospel pastor faster than you can say "just copped a Lambo with the PPP." Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even rage a little as we uncover the holy bucks and no blessings of the prosperity gospel. Amen, anyone?

8. 

   11 Apr 2024

   Prophetic Vibes & Veggie Tribes | S1E6

   Ah, Daniel, the original influencer before Instagram made it cool. Picture this: Daniel, a young Judean lad, gets an unexpected one-way ticket to Babylon courtesy of King Nebuchadnezzar's "Diversify My Court" initiative. Now, Daniel wasn't just any Judean. He was the ancient equivalent of that friend who’s smart, good-looking, and with a diet plan that would make modern vegans nod in approval. Seriously, the guy turned down royal Happy Meals for veggies and water, and ended up healthier than everyone else. Talk about setting the original #HealthGoals. However, life wasn't all dream interpretations and vegetable platters for Daniel. He had his share of drama, including a stint in a lions' den because he wouldn't stop praying to God. The Book of Daniel continues to explore themes of faith, identity, and divine sovereignty through the experiences of Daniel and his fellow Jewish exiles in the Babylonian court. Through these narratives, the book offers insights into the challenges of maintaining one's faith and identity in the face of foreign domination and cultural assimilation. Tune in to today’s episode as we explore prophetic vibes and veggie tribes in the book of Daniel. Do not forget to subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcast, and YouTube. Also please give us a follow on Instagram : @deargodlettucepray . If you would like to donate or sponsor an episode, please send an email to receive our sponsorship package.

9. 

   25 Mar 2024

   For The Homies | S1E5

   Get ready to LOL (Love Our Lord) with the hilarious and insightful ‘Dear God, Lettuce Pray’ podcast! Your go-to comedy podcast for biblical storytelling with a side of spiritual humor. Hosted by the irreverently irreverent Santana, each episode serves up a side-splitting blend of spirituality and comedy, perfect for everyday millennials seeking a fresh take on faith. By fresh take, we mean unlearning western Christian cultures and southern church traditional upbringings to get to know the Word of God for yourself--without the prosperity gospel too. We don’t BS people around here. No shade. Big G don’t like that. In this episode, ‘For The Homies,’ Santana delves into the biblical book of Esther, serving up an engaging retelling of this timeless tale. From royal intrigue to divine intervention, join Santana as she navigates the highs and lows of ancient Persia, all while uncovering the deeper messages hidden within. The book of Esther shows us that God is present even when he seems distant. In the course of the story, Esther—a Jew living during the time of the exile—becomes the queen of Persia. However, an official named Haman plots to kill the Jews throughout the empire. Esther and Mordecai, her cousin, expose the attempted genocide. Will Mordecai’s cunning, Esther’s bravery, and God’s unseen hand unite to save the Jewish exiles from destruction? Or will Esther’s fear and silence bring the Jews to their death? And why is there so much perfume? Hosted by : Santana Written by : Simone Santana Produced : Yellabizbae Sound Design : Simone the Mastermind I appreciate you tuning in and I want to hear more from you. Leave a message, comment, participate in the polls, and give us a follow on Instagram : @deargodlettucepray. Subscribe to the show on Spotify.

10. 

    16 Mar 2024

    How Did I Even Get Here? | S1E4

    Lemme tell ya … God had some jokes that were not even funny. From twerkin’ to Bible n’ worshippin’—I share a bit on what led to my current spiritual journey and what makes this time so special. Unscripted and I rolled with the first take of it all. Nothing fancy, but just some raw truths. God doesn’t want nor expect us to be perfect. Sin is embedded in our human nature. What he wants is our total dependence on Him. God shifted my life in a way that I had absolutely no other choice but to depend on Him. Stay tuned ! And follow the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast on Instagram : @deargodlettucepray

11. 

    16 Mar 2024

    Big Gideon, Not the Little One | S1E3

    Welcome to the episode of the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, where Santana aka Simone the Mastermind serve up a divine dose of spirituality with a side of laughter. In this episode, Big Gideon, Not the Little One, get ready to delve into the biblical tale of Gideon like you've never heard it before. Join Santana as she unpacks the epic sage of Gideon, complete with angelic encounters, unlikely heroes, and enough twists and turns to rival a Netflix series. But be warned : this ain't your grandma's Sunday School lesson. Whether you're a devout believer, a curious skeptic, or just someone looking for a clean laugh, this podcast is here to shake up your spiritual journey. So grab your headphones and prepare to LOL your way to enlighment. Tune in as Santana sprinkle a little humor on the Word of God, perfect for millennials who want to get to know Jesus without the stuffy church vibes or prosperity gospel. Get ready to tune in for a side of puns and a whole lot of sass! Follow the Dear, God : Lettuce Pray podcast on Instagram: @deargodlettucepray You can also follow Santana on Instagram: @yellabizbae

12. 

    5 Mar 2024

    Time to Baal Out | S1E2

    Tune in to Episode Two of the "Dear God Lettuce Pray" podcast with your host Santana for a wild ride through the biblical tale of King Ahab, Elijah, and the Baal-worshipping people of Israel. Imagine a showdown where Baal's rain-bringing abilities are put to the ultimate test. Will he make it rain, or will he have to pack up his deity powers and go? Join us for a hilarious, enlightening journey filled with twists, turns, and a sprinkle of divine intervention. Get ready for a few giggles with a side of spiritual enlightenment as we uncover the true power of prayer and the consequences of putting your faith in the wrong idol. Let's dive in and see if we can make it rain on Episode Two.

13. 

    4 Feb 2024

    Life Kinda Sucks & My Friends are Stupid | S1E1

    Hello and welcome to the very first episode on the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast. Join Santana on an enlightening journey through the tangled webs of spirituality with a comedic twist on the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast! In this divine episode, Santana fearlessly tackles the biblical rollercoaster known as the Book of Job. Strap in for a wild ride as we navigate through Job's epic trials and tribulations with a side-splitting twist. Ever wondered why bad things happen to good people? Well, so does Santana, and she's on a mission to find the humor in life's toughest tests. From boils to broken spirits, nothing is off-limits when it comes to dissecting this ancient tale with a modern comedic lens. But fear not, dear listeners, for amidst the laughter lies a profound exploration of faith, resilience, and the absurdity of the human condition. So, whether you're a devout believer or a skeptic in search of a good chuckle, this episode promises to entertain, enlighten, and leave you craving more. Don't miss out on the spiritual shenanigans—subscribe now and join the laughter revolution! Follow us on Instagram at @deargodlettucepray for behind-the-scenes hilarity and exclusive content. Let's spread kindness together, laugh together, and maybe even learn a thing or two along the way. After all, this isn’t about going to church or who knows the most scripture. It’s all about getting to know the Word for yourself and building your personal relationship with Jesus. Be sure to subscribe to the DGLP Podcast on Spotify!

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