Two unlikely friends get together to debate topics that literally do not matter. However these topics could change how you view the world around you. These are the comedic philosophical questions in life that you didn't know you needed. Be warned friendships will be tested.
Hey there, Master Debaters! Welcome to another hilarious episode of "Debates that Don't Matter," the podcast where we tackle life's most inconsequential controversies with gusto. Today, we're diving back into the twisted and tumultuous world of Riverdale, the TV show that has us scratching our heads and laughing our socks off.
Join your trusty hosts, Megan and Grant, as we take you on a wild ride through the streets of Riverdale, a town where logic goes to die and absurdity reigns supreme. We'll discuss everything wrong with this teen drama sensation, from the baffling plot twists to the over-the-top character names.
Is it just us, or does Riverdale have more secret societies than the entire Ivy League combined? The Master Debaters will uncover the secrets of the secret societies, and we'll attempt to make sense of a town where parents and students alike are constantly embroiled in some bizarre, high-stakes drama.
So, Master Debaters, tune in to this hilarious, eye-rolling episode where we discuss Riverdale and embrace the insanity of it all. Grab your maple syrup, and your signature beanie, and prepare to cringe, laugh, and debate the day away.
9 Jun 2023
Everything Wrong with Riverdale Part I
Hello Master Debaters, we're back!!!! That is right folks the long-awaited return of your favorite podcast is back and better than ever. On this season of DTDM we will be debating tv shows that you know, maybe love, or just plain hate. To kick it off this week's episode is about the CW drama Riverdale.
Picture this: a seemingly innocent town filled with 30-year-old teenagers who are embroiled in more scandals and crimes than the entire population of Alcatraz. Riverdale is the epitome of teenage drama gone horribly, horribly wrong. This show is like a Bermuda Triangle where plotlines vanish without a trace, leaving us scratching our heads in confusion. It's as if the writers brainstormed by throwing darts at random ideas and said, "Yep, that's the direction we're going with!"
It's an unintentional comedy that takes itself way too seriously at times. So grab your popcorn, settle in, and prepare to laugh, groan, and question your life choices as we delve into the absurdity that is Riverdale on Debates That Don't Matter.
20 Aug 2022
The Batman?
Back from a much-needed vacation Megan and Grant are back at it again. If you all thought season 1 was good just wait to see what they have in store for you all the rest of the year. In this episode, they discuss Robert Pattinson's latest movie The Batman, and let's say it's a pretty intense conversation. Welcome back Master Debaters!
4 Jul 2021
Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich?
On the eve of America's birthday the Master Debaters tackle one of America's oldest questions. Is a hot dog a sandwich? From Germany to the mean streets of Arizona hot dogs are a world wide staple food and you'll have a hard time finding someone who hasn't eaten one before. Being such a popular food you'd think people would know how to classify it or who to ask about it's classification. Would you trust a council who's sole purpose is to discuss hot dogs and sausages or the dictionary who's job it is to define words? The Master Debaters leave the final choice in your hands.
1 Jul 2021
Tom Cruise?
On the tenth installment of Debates That Don't Matter the Master Debaters discuss the one and only Thomas Cruise Mapother IV. Who is this you may ask, well it's none other than Ethan Hunt aka Maverick aka Guy from Risky Business and his list of aliases doesn't stop there. But the real question is: is he a good actor? After much debate about Twilight and Bill Paxton the question is still up in the air.
12 Jun 2021
How Do You Pronounce [BLANK]?
After a little summer break the Master Debaters are back with their most jaw dropping debate to date. How Do You Pronounce [BLANK]? In this riveting debate you'll learn a lot about your host and how the word Bin, Ben, and Been all sound alike. Along the way topics ranging from carrot cake to names for street corners pop up. Don't forget to listen all the way to the end for life changing Grant thought of the day.
30 Apr 2021
Is a Pop-tart a Ravioli?
What does a General Mills breakfast dessert and an Italian meat pocket have in common? Absolutely nothing or absolutely everything. In this week's episode the Master Debaters try to answer this most important question in their unique way. If this debate leaves you with more questions than answers then make sure to check out our Instagram page.
18 Apr 2021
dO wE lIvE iN a SiMuLaTiOn?
On this week's episode the Master Debaters discuss the 1999 Keanu Reeves movie the Matrix and how we could possibly be living in a simulation. To help break down this conspiracy theory in full they are accompanied by World-renowned conspiracy theorist Adam The Phoenix Beast. Along the way they discuss many subjects from Nazis to Smash Mouth. Buckle up, because you're in for a doozey of an episode.
22 Mar 2021
Are Birds Real?
This week the Master Debaters go down the rabbit hole and into the world of conspiracy theories. Accompanied by the foremost expert in Government Bird Drones, Tristan Son of Wulf. Buckle up and get ready to have your eyes opened, ear shut, mouth's elongated, and your world rocked.
27 Feb 2021
Who Is The Hottest US President?
Commander in Chief; more like Commander in Hotness. This week the Master Debaters dabble in the world of politics and rank their hottest US President.
13 Feb 2021
Is Valentine's Day a Real Holiday?
The Master Debaters take on Tina Turner's age old question of What's Love Got To Do With It? In this episode they will debate whether or not Valentine's day is real holiday. Along the way, the Master Debaters get side tracked with race and chocolate.
22 Jan 2021
Beach vs Forest Living
The Master Debaters tackle the housing market crisis in their latest episode. Is beach living better than forest living? Who knows? All the Master Debaters know is chaos.
7 Jan 2021
Does Pineapple Belong on Pizza?
The Master Debaters move from the silver screen to the wonderous world of the culinary arts. Does pineapple belong on pizza? Does the combination of pine and apple go with cheese and tomato sauce. The world may never know, because we certainly don't.
22 Dec 2020
Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie?
The master debaters take on one of cinemas most controversial questions in their first ever episode. Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? The 1988 cult classic staring Bruce Willis and the late Alan Rickman is about a NYPD cop John McClane who goes on a Christmas vacation to visit his wife Holly in Los Angeles where she works for the Nakatomi Corporation. While they are at the Nakatomi headquarters for a Christmas party, a group of robbers led by Hans Gruber take control of the building and hold everyone hostage, with the exception of John, while they plan to perform a lucrative heist. Unable to escape and with no immediate police response, John is forced to take matters into his own hands.
22 Dec 2020
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How do cheese, bottled water, and University squirrels all go together? Listen to the trailer of Debates That Don't Matter to find out! The hosts of DTDM get together for an interesting round of questions so that you can get to know them better before episode 1.
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