Definitely Not!

About Definitely Not!

⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken earbuds, or spontaneous existential dread. Welcome to Definitely Not! — the chaotic arena where three friends with violently different opinions battle it out for absolutely no reason. No topic is safe. No take is too unhinged. Logic left the chat. Lawyers hate us. Our loved ones are concerned. Our group chat is in shambles. But hey, you clicked play… that’s on you.

Publisher

Definitely Not!

Category

comedy

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

25 Apr 2025

Latest episode

25 May 2026

Latest episodes

28 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   25 May 2026

   28. The ROAST of Meal Subscription Services

   💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss Catholicism, but naturally it spirals into: - the Brits- Meal subscription laziness- Gonzo's rotting bananas- and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

2. 

   3 May 2026

   27. PLEBS: THE GOONING CHAMPS

   💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss gooning vs. fapping, but naturally it spirals into:- the pass out game- 80's and 90's movies- our time in Tha Sip- that one submersible- and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

3. 

   12 Apr 2026

   26. Rat Boy Summer is BACK!

   💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss Timothee Chalamet, but naturally it spirals into:- a ballet/opera debate- Brittany's hilarious TikTok finds- weird slang- the downfall of Shia LaBeouf- and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

Reach and audience

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Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

1 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 11 / 100

A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.

Quality

21

Social presence

0

YouTube

0

Engagement

0

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