Delusional Diaries

About Delusional Diaries

Join Halley and Jaz every Thursday. The girls are bringing you along as they chat through navigating their lives in NYC. They chat through dating, friendships, hot takes and more. Listen and feel like you're on FaceTime with your best friends laughing through the ups and downs of life.

Publisher

PodcastOne

Category

society & culture

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

4 Aug 2022

Latest episode

28 May 2026

Latest episodes

111 of 185 episodes have a transcript.

1. 

   28 May 2026TRANSCRIPT

   H.A.G.S.

   Hosts Halley Kate and Jaz explore childhood fears, dating anxieties, and cringe middle school memories in this interview episode before their summer break.

2. 

   21 May 2026TRANSCRIPT

   Seoul sisters ft. Greta Louise Tomé

   Hosts Halley and Jaz interview guest Greta Louise Tomé about their wild trip to Asia and unfiltered life discussions.

3. 

   14 May 2026TRANSCRIPT

   summer and the city

   this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are fully entering their summer era, and with that comes a lot of opinions. from Solidcore drama and influencer gym etiquette to the devastating loss of Cava’s tahini caesar dressing, the girls navigate through the internet discourse that becomes way too personal, a bit too quickly. between marathon training updates from Reed and Kevin, sauna purchases, Hamptons nesting, and debates about post-run meals, the episode is basically one long chaotic life update in the best way possible. they also get into the realities of adulthood that nobody really warns you about, including the diplomacy of bachelorette trips, whether it’s socially acceptable to book your own hotel room, and why even valid boundaries somehow still create drama in friend groups. the girls unpack viral conversations around dog ownership after a creator admitted she regretted getting a high-energy breed without researching it first, leading into a bigger conversation about responsibility, lifestyle compatibility, and how much your entire life changes once you become a dog parent. plus: expensive grooming disasters, terrifying Goop Kitchen food poisoning TikToks, and Halley’s ongoing love-hate relationship with Tracy Anderson workouts, including a class that turned into an unexpected split-flexibility challenge. of course, they end the episode exactly where they thrive most: pop culture rabbit holes and deeply unserious debates. from Red Flats Girl becoming the internet’s newest icon to conversations about Twilight, Gossip Girl, SATC, The Summer I Turned Pretty, and why some fictional love triangles should’ve ended in therapy instead of romance, the girls rank all the internet’s most controversial couples. they also talk beauty routines, favorite summer music, awkward salon small talk, and SO MUCH MORE! it’s all random, hilarious, and feels exactly like spending an hour gossiping with your funniest friends. Timestamps 0:16 - Feeling like summer 6:53 - Jaz’s new hobby 16:49 - Bachelorette protocol 27:01 - Tracy Anderson 37:19- Red Flats Queen 45:14 - Who’s side are you on More of Delusional Diaries Podcast: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/delusionaldiariespodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@delusionaldiariespodcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Delusionaldiariespodcast Substack: https://delusionaldiariespodcast.substack.com/ Website: https://delusionaldiaries.com/ More of Halley: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halleykmcg/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@halleykate More of Jaz: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/justjazzzyidk/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justjazzzyidk YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/justjazzzyidk Links Ogee Beauty - Go to ogee.com/DIARIES and use code DIARIES to get 20% off certified organic makeup that performs like luxury. Ollie - Ollie. Feed the Obsession. Go to ollie.com/diaries and use code diaries to get 70% off your first box! Progressive Insurance - https://www.progressive.com/ RYL Tea - https://drinkryl.com/ Zbiotics - Go to https://zbiotics.com/DIARIES and use DIARIES at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Inside a recent episode

H.A.G.S.

Published 28 May 2026 · Transcript excerpt

[…] Okay, thanks. What was your biggest fear as a child? Quicksand. Just like irrationally? Yeah. You weren't going to be in quicksand? Well, I kind of thought it was going to be at some point. I thought I was going to come across that and be in a serious trouble. I get that. I think mine was, not just call it irrational, but mine was tornadoes because I lived in Illinois and we get a lot of tornadoes there and I was so scared in my house to not have a basement. So the safest place of the house is like technically supposed to be any room in the towards the middle of the house with no windows. And that was our bathroom that was like it was like a half bath that was in the middle of our house that had no windows. […]

Who has been a guest on Delusional Diaries

Names identified in recent episode analyses. Showing up to five guests.

• Greta Louise Tomé
• Connor Wood
• Danielle Carolan
• Brooke Miccio
• Halley Kate Core

Reach and audience

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YouTube views

607,076

Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025

Apple Podcasts (US)

4.1 / 5

1,266 ratings

Spotify

4.3 / 5

3,030 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 82 / 100

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Quality

87

Social presence

0

YouTube

93

Engagement

99

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