Stranded at a kitchen island, forced to watch her bake. Actor Sarah Herrman is Desserted and one new victim each week must face pastry purgatory as they bargain and banter their way off the island.
Sarah is known equally for mega-viral baking blunders and for her executive production and co-stardom in festival hits such as Maddie’s Secret (2025) and The Scout (2025). In 2027 she will be seen in theaters starring opposite Bryan Cranston, Judy Greer, Sean Astin, and John Goodman in Chili Finger, in which a woman finds a finger in her chili. No promises that limbs will not be sacrificed on this show as well, pending any need to satiate starvation.
Now make haste and press play…the Vultures are circling!
The latest victim to face-off Sarah in the kitchen quickly takes the upper-hand with her blue Balenciaga bag and cunning intimidation tactics. Audio erotica superstar and published writer Veronika Kelemen was raised with the Eastern European survival skills (and stomach lining) to digest Sarah's attempt at a Hungarian Dobos Torte.
Listen to Veronika's podcast No Matter here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/no-matter-with-lillian-veronika/id1809219980
Follow Sarah, for the love of all that is delicious: https://www.instagram.com/sarahherrman/
2:57 Setting the Safe Word & Addressing Veronika's Doubts of Sarah
4:23 The Infamous Un-Sellable Blue Balenciaga Bag
9:52 Intimidation
11:24 A Catastrophic Breakup Story
17:53 Writing Audio Erotica for Dipsea
24:49 Dating in the UK vs. the US
26:04 The Formative Short Bus Experience
29:26 Eastern European Survival vs. Supermodels
31:37 Cosmetic Procedures & Privilege
34:55 Eastern European Childhood Rules & The Pledge
39:05 The Family Poop Chart
42:40 The Angelina Jolie Dress
47:05 Battered Woman
3 Nov 2026
Peanut Butter B00bs with Hunter Hill
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Check out the Deep Secrets Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/deep-secrets/id6790900867
Follow Sarah if you want.... https://www.instagram.com/sarahherrman/
Comedian Hunter Hills braves the kitchen to fuel himself up on two essential food groups: milk & meat. Armed with tales from being on the road with Iliza Schlesinger and from the shock of discovering his grandpa was CIA...Hunter is ready to face his biggest challenge: peanut butter b00bs.
Bits & Bobs:
1:10 Baking Peanut Butter Blossoms/B00Bs
2:20 Breast Milk Bit
3:02 Getting Tricked into Standup
5:11 Touring with Iliza Shlesinger
8:20 The Extreme Birthday Kidnapping Story
14:50 Worst Heckles & Stage Disasters
19:13 Grandpa's CIA Secret
24:44 Let It Rest: Hot Takes on Society & Dog Ages
30:11 Battered Woman
31:15 Key Ingredients: The 2013 Horsemeat Scandal
38:28 Meeting CIA Agents in Europe
41:09 Female vs. Male Comic Tours aka Blueberries and Water
42:48 "Honey I didn't cheat aren't you proud of me"
44:44 Deep Secrets Podcast
27 Oct 2026
Creatural Appropriation with John Goblikon (Dave Rispoli)
Happy Gobbleween Vultures. It's a hard time of year for John Goblikon, as much misunderstanding of the Goblin culture is afoot. He thinks he may have depression, but that's ok because so do we all. Sarah makes a NYC rat cake for John, which stirs up deep emotions surrounding Goblin dating culture (aka Rye Bread aka Raya), Reddit, and long-distance family relationships (other galaxies). The duo Let it Rest, give Key Ingredients, and Batter Thy Woman, as always. It's spooky. Enjoy.
Follow John Goblikon...or else: https://www.instagram.com/therealjohngoblikon/
Follow Dave Rispoli.....or it gets worse: https://www.instagram.com/itsdaverispoli/
Perhaps Sarah too while you're at it: https://www.instagram.com/sarahherrman/
and SUBSCRIBE FOOLS: @Herrmajestythequeen (https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCAeX7Ey25oXIa0bs1YYXO6w)
Crucial Appropriations:
2:43 - Feeling Deserted & Mental Health
3:43 - Making Chocolate Rat Cake
6:15 - Dating Goblins & Relationships
11:38 - RyeBread Dating App (Raya)
13:36 - Favorite Podcast Guests
16:34 - Guest Caveats & Roast
18:51 - Family & Goblin Moms
20:27 - Putting Hair in a Ponytail
22:46 - Halloween Stigma
25:23 - Reclaiming Goblin Season
30:24 - Living in New York vs. LA
36:43 - Key Ingredients: The Rats Subreddit
42:03 - Let It Rest
51:32 - Battered Woman: Failed Roasting
54:14 - Eating the Rat Cake & John Escapes
20 Oct 2026
The Spirits Keep Me Young with Psychic Medium Hollister Rand
The spirits have guided internationally renowned medium and author Hollister Rand straight into purgatory at Sarah's kitchen island. Everything Sarah has ever wanted to ask a medium (or the dead) is considered before they dive into a biblically accurate angel food cake.
0:00 - Hollister Senses a Presence Immediately
0:56 - Biblically Accurate Angel Food Cake
2:17 - Handling Negative Messages & Spirits
3:52 - Animal Spirits & Family Bird Connections
6:57 - Discovering Her Mediumship Gift as a Child
8:26 - Difference Between Psychics and Mediums
10:04 - Friendships Between Mediums
12:56 - Busy Seasons for Psychic Mediums
14:39 - Spiritual Guidance & Grounding Colors
16:28 - Sarah's Family Pressure
19:01 - Appalachian Connections & Healing Energy
22:33 - Dealing with Skeptics & Skeptical Clients
28:51 - Funny Stories from Spirits
31:11 - How Spirits Perceive Us
34:17 - Psychic Jokes with Guest Writer Ben
36:17 - Crystal Balls, Tarot Cards, & Tea Leaf Reading
43:09 - Overcoming Fear of Death
45:38 - The Meaning of Chrysanthemum
46:44 - Cake Tasting & Reflections
50:13 - Alternative & Uplifting Halloween Traditions
52:43 - Where to Find Hollister Rand
Get a Reading with Hollister or Buy Her Book: https://hollisterrand.com/
Subscribe (or it'll haunt you): @Herrmajestythequeen (https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCAeX7Ey25oXIa0bs1YYXO6w)
Follow Sarah on IG: https://www.instagram.com/sarahherrman/
13 Oct 2026
Growth, Empowerment, and Fraud with Omid Afshar
Fellow foodie and founder of Club Joon, Omid Afshar, is held captive as Sarah attempts a Persian-inspired pistachio chocolate. Exposure therapy and actual cognitive behavioral therapy ensue as Sarah is thrown by Omid's relentless positivity.
Reluctant Life Lessons:
00:00 – Show Dynamics & Respecting Men
01:00 – Microdosing Strangers & Episode Theme: Envy & Fraud
03:08 – Janky Kitchen Prep & Bagged Ingredients
04:32 – Finding Iranian Culture & Restaurants in NYC
06:05 – The Ethics of Unpaid Restaurant Reviews
07:42 – Anatomical Heart Molds & Culinary Envy
08:36 – Astrological Signs
11:00 – Childhood Superstitions & Pinkies Up
12:25 – Double-Coating Chocolate & Conflict Avoidance
13:46 – Setting Intention Words
16:52 – Social Media DMs & The KitchenAid Feud
19:14 – "Flipping the Tadig"
21:36 – Navigating OCD & Learning to Fail Publicly
26:19 – Virgo Expectations, Music & Iranian Food Abroad
Follow Omid on Instagram...or else!: https://www.instagram.com/omidafshar/
And Club Joon: https://www.instagram.com/theclubjoon/
Sarah too while you're at it: https://www.instagram.com/sarahherrman/
6 Oct 2026
My Seester, Lucifer
Sarah's younger sister Lucifer is stranded a la Castaway (2000) and forced to address the meteoric rise and subsequent cancellation of their shared mother, Memaw. Mentions of art school meltdowns, fake gun lockdowns, pottery heists, and [insert other keywords that only Lucifer herself is capable of]. A wedding cake for Myrtle is undertaken & completed, against all odds.
29 Sept 2026
Wok of Shame (Herrm Solo)
Subscribe on YouTube (Or Else): https://www.youtube.com/@Herrmajestythequeen
Follow Sarah on IG I guess: https://www.instagram.com/sarahherrman/
Chrysanthemum suggested a solo episode. Alas, here it is. Who is Chrysanthemum? That's for no one to know. But what you *can* know is this episode covers the gamut: from Tinder horror story to the significance of ConeCon all the way to getting Jeremy's name wrong. Is it Jeremy? We also don't know that.
Moments in Time:
0:00 – Technical Difficulties & a Pseudonym
0:46 – The "Wok of Shame" Grocery Run
2:25 – Ironing Incident & Traditional Gender Roles Hot Take
3:23 – Return to Studio & Trying Off-Brand Oreos
4:51 – Dating Lore: The Story of "The British Guy"
13:06 – The Chin Augmentation Revenge Strategy
15:00 – Brainstorming Ideal Guests (Mob Mechanics & Finance Guys)
17:15 – The Ice Cream Man Beef & Hinge History
21:45 – Introducing Podcast Segments (Battered Woman, Key Ingredients, Tales from the Crypt)
23:18 – Tale from the Crypt: Memaw's Nose Job Quote
25:06 – Layering the Ice Cream Cake Cupcakes & Panic
27:07 – Calling Ben on FaceTime
28:44 – Arriving at Ben's & The Scooter Collision
29:55 – Finishing the Cupcakes & Good Bye
23 Sept 2026
Welcome to Desserted with Sarah Herrman
Stranded at a kitchen island, forced to watch her bake. Comedian Sarah Herrman is Desserted and one new victim each week must face pastry purgatory as they bargain and banter their way off the island.
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