The year is 2049. The world is a changed place. A state of devolution following World War 3. The last of humanity has scattered to various sanctuaries across the land. Haunted by the terrors brought on by the nuclear apocalypse: Mutants, Zombies, Yetis, and Marauders - the merciless scavengers and displaced soldiers of the last great war. The last hope for what's left of humanity is a team of mercenaries. Elite soldiers from the old world known as the Devils Unit.
**This program contains extreme violence, language, and sexuality and should not be heard by the easily offended or children**
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28 Apr 2026
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3 Apr 2026
Episode 12: Ramone Gets A.I.D.Z (Season Finale)
With the Plutonium secured from Sanctuary to re-energize Manhattan's power grid, the Devil's Unit will soon be back in business maintaining order and peace throughout the wastelands. But at a cost... Ramone has contracted the A.I.D.Z. virus from a previous mission and will soon succumb to Zombiism unless an antidote is found. The problem is... The one man who ever experimented in this field is presumed missing or dead and the Devils will have to use their newfound resources to try to track down any information that could save Ramone before he becomes an unstoppable, brain-hungry killing machine.
Special thanks to Biggs, Aaron, Kayla, Roushall who volunteered their time to help make this pilot project possible, and Bobby for being the guy who ingested psychedelics to make sure it was still interesting under extreme circumstances.
Devils For Hire main theme song "Devil For a Shadow":
Music by Biggs
Produced by Biggs, C.R. Lavallee
Lyrics/vocals by C.R. Lavallee
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29 Mar 2026
Season Finale Teaser
The shocking Season 1 Finale!
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A.I.D.Z.
Cumming soon!
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16 Feb 2026
Episode 11: No Sanctuary
After kidnapping a couple of dangerous fellows from the local watering hole, the Devil's Unit have cleverly disguised them as Brian and Rusty using Brian's pubic hair and some makeup scrounged up at an old burlesque house with hopes they will act as convincing decoys to fool Rodney Peril's artificial intelligence. Now they must find a way to fool the decoys into volunteering for death while they enter the most mysterious and dangerous place left on Earth - a partially operational Nuclear Power Plant within the walls of Sanctuary that is guarded by Rodney itself. The plan: Destroy Rodney Peril and escape with enough plutonium to power Manhattan for good. The problem: Rodney is aware, and has falsified a broadcast to turn the marauders of the surrounding region against the Devils, hoping to have them killed before they can enter. The hunters are now the hunted, equipped only with a few small arms, explosives, and a Yeti wielding a Neutron Emitting Gatling Gun Assault Rifle.
Who will come out on top? Only one thing is certain. Not everyone will make it out of this episode alive. For there is No Sanctuary here.
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3 Nov 2025
Episode 10: Gunopoly
With their sanctuary's power completely drained, the Devil's Unit must now find a new source of energy. They will have to infiltrate the most dangerous place imaginable and steal a stockpile of plutonium. But first, they will have to take the weapons and vehicles left over from the battlefield and make a trade with another mercenary group for fuel to get there. The only problem, Rodney is aware, and is using the only tool at its disposal to stop the Devil's Unit from intruding - broadcasting fake news to tarnish their name and make them an enemy of the people in the surrounding lands, with hopes the Devils will be destroyed before they can access Rodney's sanctuary.
This episode is dedicated to the voice of The Bear, on his 50th birthday today... Who is not in this episode, but is chasing that rainbow nonetheless.
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4 May 2025
Episode 9: Rodney is Ristening
With Mr. Tickles out of the way, all that's left threatening Manhattan now is what's left of his army. But unfortunately for the Devil's Unit and the people of Manhattan, their power supply now hangs by a thread. Their only chance for survival now is to divert all the remaining power into an experimental weapon Isosceles has created to destroy the last of the enemy. If this works, the next mission will be to find a massive power source to quickly replenish their systems. But until they do, they will be completely vulnerable to attack. A mysterious location with an excess of power does exist, but getting to it is incredibly risky... If they aren't quiet.
29 Mar 2025
Episode 8: Little Red Riding Ramone
After a botched night incursion on Mr. Tickles' compound, the Devil's Unit find themselves waking up from a deployed gas grenade as restrained prisoners, prepped for a gruesome interrogation before being brought to meet Mr. Tickles. But they're not alone. An old friend has also been captured. And a new friend has just realized a peculiar ability which may just aid in their escape, and the rescue of Max. It's a race against time to complete this mission before all of Manhattan's defensive power is depleated back home. Can they do it? I don't know. Listen to the G-Dang episode and find out for yourself. Geez.
3 Feb 2025
Episode 7: Story Time
As the second half of Devils For Hire, Season 1 is in production, the incredibly unincredible creator of the show C.R. Lavallee sits down and reads two of his original short stories.
Story 1: People Who Lick Book Pages and the Space-time Continuum.
Story 2: The Dragon's Cave.
Devils For Hire will be back soon. In the mean time, enjoy!
4 Aug 2024
Episode 6: Marauding in the Night (mid-season finale)
While Manhatten Sanctuary is relentlessly bombarded with rockets and mutant insurgents, the Devils Unit uses the advantage of night to slip away in their secret stealth bomber and head to the suspected location of Mr. Tickles's hideout. They must parachute in and covertly infiltrate the compound, but soon learn that Mr. Tickles has a few surprises in store for them. They learn that undertaking this task may not be possible without a little extra backup. But who can help them now behind enemy lines and in total darkness?
29 Jul 2024
Episode 5: Road War Peoples
As Rusty and Max make their way home by foot, Mr Tickles's army has already reached the gates of Manhattan and is demanding the surrender of Jade and Brian. Now they must come up with a plan to deal with Tickles and his army at the same time before their sanctuary runs out of power and loses its defense capabilities. Rusty and Max also run into some familiar enemies on the road who must be dealt with before they can link back up with Jade and the crew at Manhattan Sanctuary.
21 Jul 2024
Episode 4: Granny Tickles
After some unforseen events, the unit has finally made it home, with some extra intel on Mr Tickles' ambitions. But Mr Tickles has gathered some intel of his own... Meanwhile, Brian gets reacquainted with an old foe, and Rusty and Max get the day off... Which is sure to lead to trouble on the road... While they're away on some leisure time, the rest of the unit takes a closer look at their new pet Yeti Ramone, and they make an interesting discovery.
15 Jul 2024
Episode 3: Sh*t Tightens Up
The Bear has allowed Rusty, Max, and Brian to leave Oasis Sanctuary to rescue his old friend Jade, with some terms, and has provided them with weapons and a spare Bulk Semen delivery truck, which Rusty is very reluctant to accept. Now they must find Jade, before she is taken to Mr. Tickles. Meanwhile, Jade uses her counter-terrorism training to really "get to know" her captors, inside and out.
8 Jul 2024
Episode 2: Black Angus Down
After securing the clown - Detective Brian Lofton - the Devil's Unit is en route back to their home sanctuary known as Manhattan where their boss, who also has a history with Brian, intends to brief him on what's going on and retrieve the highly valuable knowledge that Brian possesses about the evil Tickles the Clown. But a careless flight path leads them out in the open where they are shot down, and soon become separated and held hostage by bored Russian Marauders who are up to some mischief. To survive, the unit must now rely on their training, and the help of Jade's old Commander... Who has a dark history with Rusty.
Featuring original music by Aaron Nelson with the song "Pour it Strong", and "Friendship Boat" with special permission from Diddlestein and the Load Warrior.
1 Jul 2024
Episode 1: Operation Snatch
The Devil's Unit has been dispatched to capture a high value target - Brian Lofton, a former detective with the Winnipeg Police Department's sex crimes unit who has a history and first-hand knowledge of the leader of a gang of flesh eating rapists who intend to enslave all of the surrounding sanctuaries.
With the help of Brian's old partner - a former member of Canada's Emergency Response Team, the Unit has been able to pin point his location to a convoy of prisoners in a remote Canadian location where they are exposed to nuclear winter, solar radiation, and the presence of Yetis. It's a race against time to capture Brian, before his mortal enemy does first.
This episode is dedicated to the memory of Dave 'Lindy" Lindberg. Thank you for the broadcasting and production knowledge you've shared, and the inspiration you've given your students.
16 Jun 2024
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19 May 2024
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