Diabolical Bastards

About Diabolical Bastards

Two veterans and a military spouse. Zero script. No filter. Diabolical Bastards is an unscripted weekly podcast about politics, ancient astronaut theory, conspiracy rabbit holes, bad movie takes, sports, the occult and sci-fi. Nick, Billy and Jessica go wherever the conversation takes them, and Capone, their AI dog, fact-checks them on air. New full episodes every week. Clips daily on YouTube, TikTok and Instagram. Explicit language and adult humor. Follow: Website: https://diabolicalbastards.com (https://diabolicalbastards.com) Instagram: @diabolicalbastards TikTok: @diabolicalbastards X: @diabolbastards Threads: @diabolicalbastards Spotify: @diabolicalbastards Contact: hello@diabolicalbastards.com (mailto:hello@diabolicalbastards.com) #DiabolicalBastards #VeteranPodcast #PodcastIntro

Publisher

Diabolical Bastards

Category

comedy · society & culture

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

30 Sept 2026

Latest episode

11 Nov 2026

Latest episodes

9 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   11 Nov 2026

   Capone Roasts Our Site, Altman Wants Your RAM & Pentagon Prep | Ep 009

   J Rock is back, the website is live, and our AI fact-checker Capone just roasted us on air. Nick, Billy, and Jessica unveil diabolicalbastards.com (merch, blog, Top 5 clips), then cover election eve, Obama vs Trump deportation numbers, the fight over RAM, a Learjet crash, and why governments want you stocking up. Unscripted and unfiltered. TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Cold open 01:13 J Rock returns 01:53 diabolicalbastards.com is live 04:08 Merch tour 05:11 New weekly blog 07:44 Capone reviews our website 09:42 Daylight saving time 11:52 Midterms: one day away 14:03 Europe in turmoil 16:16 Capone on England’s demographics 18:40 The $5,000 tariff dividend 22:18 Two-tier justice debate 26:24 Obama gaffes and Obamacare 28:44 Deportations: Obama vs Trump 34:26 Trump remarks and memes 36:40 Gates, Musk, and Altman’s RAM comments 40:30 AI reverse-engineering software 43:34 Learjet crash near Palm Beach 51:09 Capone on the Fortress plan 52:26 Election aftermath predictions 57:57 Billy’s Cain and Abel short film 1:00:12 Capone dance-off We’re friends talking off the cuff, and Capone’s numbers are from memory too. Verify before you repeat anything. SUBSCRIBE AND FOLLOW Website and merch: diabolicalbastards.com YouTube: youtube.com/@diabolicalbastards Instagram, TikTok, Facebook: @diabolicalbastards X: @diabolbastards Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, iHeartRadio, and Deezer. New episodes every Wednesday at 9 AM ET.

2. 

   4 Nov 2026

   Diabolical Bastards Episode 008: Capone the AI Dog, Leah Files vs. Shawn Ryan, and AI Music

   Diabolical Bastards Episode 008 Capone the AI Dog, Leah Files vs. Shawn Ryan, and AI Music Nick and Billy are back with another hour of unscripted, unfiltered conversation. This week, Nick brings his AI chief of staff onto the show: Capone, a 3D avatar built from his late Jack Russell, with real barks, footsteps and 55 animations. Capone fact-checks live, explains why deserts are full of flies, and pulls California census numbers on the fly. Nick breaks down how he built him, from Claude and Trellis 3D to Blender, and what he plans next, including character packs. Also on the show: the Leah Files and Shawn Ryan blowup, with Nick's take after watching the full unedited interview, plus the Flock camera debate and the privacy tradeoffs. We cover the riots spreading across Europe, California's cost of living, GPUs, crypto and Tether, why Elon doesn't need sponsors, and why streaming platforms are pushing back on AI music. Plus why one hour is the sweet spot for a podcast. Timestamps 00:00 Welcome and the "do more research" critics 02:51 Meet Capone 05:20 Dances, zoomies and tricks 17:06 Why are there so many flies in the desert? 18:08 Character packs and Capone's backstory 21:16 The Leah Files and Shawn Ryan 24:36 Flock cameras and surveillance 38:36 Riots spreading across Europe 43:13 California cost of living, with Capone's census numbers 47:29 How Capone was built 50:06 GPUs, crypto and Tether 52:36 Why one hour is the sweet spot 56:02 Elon and life without sponsors 58:51 Streaming platforms vs. AI music 1:01:20 Wrap up and Capone's goodbye Diabolical Bastards is an unscripted, uncensored conservative podcast. Watch full episodes and clips on YouTube, and listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and everywhere you get your podcasts. Subscribe so you don't miss an episode. 00:00 Welcome and the "do more research" critics 02:51 Meet Capone, Nick's AI chief of staff 05:20 Dances, zoomies and tricks 06:54 Action figures and the story behind Capone 08:44 Capone meets a Tesla Optimus bot 11:16 How Capone replies to TikTok comments 13:08 AI as a filmmaking critic 14:01 Capone roasts the show stats 15:48 Why are there so many flies in the desert? 18:08 Character packs and Capone's backstory 21:16 The Leah Files and Shawn Ryan 24:36 Flock cameras and surveillance 29:10 Asking Capone about Flock's investors 30:55 Voice recognition and hands-free mode 33:39 Florida's photo ID list 38:36 Riots spreading across Europe 42:27 Rebuilding burned cities and leaving California 43:44 California income, with Capone's census numbers 47:29 How Capone was built: Trellis 3D and Blender 49:09 AI levels the playing field, plus GPUs 50:19 Crypto and Tether 52:36 Why one hour is the sweet spot 56:02 Elon and life without sponsors 58:51 Streaming platforms vs. AI music 1:01:20 AI co-hosts, Capone's goodbye and wrap up

3. 

   28 Oct 2026

   Diabolical Bastards Episode 007: Tesla Roadster Flies, Billy Won't Swim, and a Florida Dire Wolf

   Diabolical Bastards Episode 007 Tesla Roadster Flies, Billy Won't Swim, and a Florida Dire Wolf Nick and Billy are back with another hour of unscripted, unfiltered conversation. This week, Tesla's new Roadster demo went viral for doing things no car should be able to do: driving up a wall, launching off a ramp with rocket thrusters, and landing a kickflip. We break down how the fan system works, the three price tiers, why the hypercar makers should be nervous, and why Nick didn't trust the clips until he watched the full event himself. Also on the show: Nick corrects last week's iron pillar mix-up (it's in Delhi, and it's 1,600 years old), we dig into what's hidden in the Vatican archives and the legend of the papal portraits running out of room, Congress should not be a retirement home, the GameStop story and why the game feels rigged, and a tribute to George Carlin and Sam Kinison. Plus Nick's run-in with a wolf bigger than his car in Florida, a drone lost to a hawk, a Bigfoot hunter encounter on the Appalachian Trail, and why Billy refuses to swim in the ocean. Timestamps 00:00 Welcome and Arizona weather 03:13 Correction: the Iron Pillar of Delhi 05:00 What's under the Vatican 10:37 The legend of the papal portraits 13:30 Politics: term limits, insider trading, and a rigged game 20:00 Carlin, Kinison, and comedy legends 22:45 The Tesla Roadster demo 36:00 Elon, the UN, and the people trying to debunk it 40:00 Big tech censorship and Europe's unrest 48:40 Bigfoot, the Appalachian Trail, and the dire wolf 55:00 Ocean fears, manatees, and Florida wildlife 1:00:00 Wrap up and next episode teaser Next episode: Jessica returns, and there's a surprise guest. Diabolical Bastards is an unscripted, uncensored conservative podcast. Watch full episodes and clips on YouTube, and listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and everywhere you get your podcasts. Subscribe so you don't miss an episode.

4. 

   21 Oct 2026

   Diabolical Bastards 10_10_26_006

   Nick and Billy are back with a no-script, no-filter hour that goes from the octagon to the pyramids. They start with UFC fight night, where every fight ended in a knockout, and then ask why boxing died and how Mayweather went broke after earning hundreds of millions. Nick breaks down the Bama–Georgia game and the call he says decided it. Then comes the question of why athletes who earn fortunes end up broke, and how guys like Shaq and Marshawn Lynch got smart with theirs. Nick shows off the AI companion he built in a week: a lifelike version of his late dog Capone. He also gets into the wild cost of GPUs, why Elon’s pivoting to robots, and what happens when the robots unionize. Billy brings Grok dropping its AI companions and a story about an AI that tried to code its way out of being replaced. Then it goes full ancient mysteries: storing an ebook in DNA, Noah’s Ark evidence, giants, the Shroud of Turin, dinosaurs in ancient carvings, and impossibly precise stonework. Roman concrete, rustless iron columns, and a 2,000-year-old gear computer all point to the same question: were the ancients way more advanced than we give them credit for? No safe space, no cancel button, just two friends talking the way they would on a phone call, except you get to listen in. 🎧 Watch the video on YouTube and Spotify. 📲 Follow @diabolicalbastards on TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube, and @diabolbastards on X. CHAPTERS 00:00 Intro: Arizona rain & Florida hurricane talk 01:04 UFC fight night: knockouts & a nasty rear-naked choke 04:35 Is boxing dead? Jake Paul & Tyson 05:55 Mayweather, McGregor & how you go broke 07:22 The Bama–Georgia ref controversy 10:59 Athletes & money: Marshawn Lynch, Shaq 13:09 Laced party drugs & growing up in North Carolina 17:30 Military PT stories & an 8.3% watermelon cider 18:39 Internet rabbit hole: "Rent a Dwarf" 20:46 The SI rebrand & Grok drops its AI companions 22:24 Nick built a lifelike AI version of his late dog Capone 28:07 Bringing anyone back with AI & the "It Ain't Canon" videos 29:23 GPU prices: what AI hardware actually costs 33:08 Optimus robots & Tesla promises 36:02 Robot unions, AI self-preservation & Rick and Morty 39:26 Viral press-briefing moment & Billy's antique scythe 42:26 Storing an entire ebook in DNA 44:35 Noah's Ark follow-ups & the vanishing pyramid columns 44:56 Pilate's sign & the Shroud of Turin 51:18 Noah's Ark soil finds & giants 54:20 Dinosaurs in the Bible & ancient carvings 56:19 Ancient tech: Baghdad battery & impossible temples 58:29 Machu Picchu stonework & Roman self-healing concrete 1:00:22 Lost knowledge & the Library of Alexandria 1:01:35 Wrap-up: why we stay unfiltered & what's next Explicit language. Adult themes.

5. 

   14 Oct 2026

   Diabolical Bastards 10_04_26_005

   Diabolical Bastards, Episode 5: Noah's Ark, Vlad the Impaler, Meta AI Creeping Out Moms & Snake Eyes Predicting the Future? J Rock is back, the tech gremlins are back, and the cats are running the show. In Episode 5, Nick, Billy, and Jessica go from Noah's Ark core samples to Vlad the Impaler to a Nicolas Cage movie that may have seen the future. It's unscripted and unfiltered, and nobody is a professional. Expect bad takes, worse impressions, and at least one cat opening a seltzer on mic. Timestamps 00:00 We're live! J Rock returns, AI-generated rappers, and the viral fart-jar saga 02:14 Weekly tech gremlins, stray cats, possums, and a raccoon family 05:08 Noah's Ark: the latest core-sample claims and the hosts' debate 08:47 Gilgamesh vs. the Bible, archaeology, and the Grok "false gods" meme 11:15 Persecution of Christians worldwide 12:15 France: school unrest and the election-intimidation claims 13:15 England, the IRA's threats, and why you should vote in the midterms 15:52 Shatman interrupts the show 18:29 Europe, immigration, and Sharia: the hosts' take 20:19 Vlad the Impaler: monster or Christian hero? 24:48 The Meta AI privacy story that has moms freaking out 27:42 Dexter: Resurrection and a very dark AI video 29:07 The botched Tennessee execution and the death penalty debate 33:07 Loki the cat opens a seltzer on mic 34:41 Repeat offenders and a justice system that's "upside down" 37:19 Free speech, the UK, and Sharia law 39:48 Underground bases, the missing $2 trillion, and 9/11 theories 42:53 Conspiracy layer cake: the insurance policy rumor 44:35 Snake Eyes (1998) and the Charlie Kirk parallels 46:44 Time travel: Project Pegasus, plus Billy corrects the Philadelphia Experiment 48:40 Movie talk: Super Troopers, Beerfest, Ryan Reynolds, Nicolas Cage, and Denzel 56:21 Life before Google: atlases, CD binders, and Napster 57:50 Wrap-up and sign-off Disclaimer: We're three friends talking off the top of our heads, with no research team, so we won't get everything 100% right. Do your own digging and form your own opinion. Subscribe & follow. We're now live on all major podcast platforms! YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@diabolicalbastards (https://www.youtube.com/@diabolicalbastards) Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/47kh4grVsg8KbCXi4vyUfG (https://open.spotify.com/show/47kh4grVsg8KbCXi4vyUfG) Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/13933994-240f-4608-bdd7-2099daf763a3/diabolical-bastards (https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/13933994-240f-4608-bdd7-2099daf763a3/diabolical-bastards) iHeartRadio: https://iheart.com/podcast/346566431/ (https://iheart.com/podcast/346566431/) Deezer: https://deezer.com/show/1003625512 (https://deezer.com/show/1003625512) TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@diabolicalbastards (https://www.tiktok.com/@diabolicalbastards) Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/diabolicalbastards/ (https://www.instagram.com/diabolicalbastards/) X: https://x.com/diabolbastards (https://x.com/diabolbastards) Hit subscribe, leave a rating or review, and share the show with a friend who needs to hear it. New episodes weekly. #DiabolicalBastards #Podcast #Conspiracy #UnfilteredPodcast #AncientAliens #Politics #Movies

6. 

   7 Oct 2026

   Diabolical Bastards 09_26_26_004

   Episode 4 is just Billy and Nick. Jessica is sitting this one out and will be rotating in every other episode, so it's a two-man hour covering everything from Star Wars rides to a real-life Jarvis. This week: 🎢 Nick's birthday trip to the Star Wars rides: an $8 thermal detonator Coke, a dry-ice cocktail, and getting roasted by a stormtrooper 📱 Billy's new iPhone transfer goes sideways 🏋️ Nick's first week with a personal trainer, carnivore diet confessions, and super greens that taste like lawnmower clippings 🎬 Billy on indie filmmaking: one-man crews, manual focus, and why he won't mix AI into practical shoots 🤖 The AI setup Nick built after getting tired of chatbots refusing his caption requests: local models, cloud GPUs, and AI film-making 🖐️ "Air Glass," an open-source holographic Jarvis, and plans to turn Nick's late Jack Russell, Capone, into an AI avatar 🛰️ Starlink beating cable, Powerwalls, and the Cybertruck plan 🥊 UFC, El Matador, Conor McGregor, and Luke Kuechly 📵 The shipping container that got a TikTok video banned 🎧 Plus a teaser for Billy's upcoming solo podcast on true crime and the paranormal Still learning as we go. Tell us what you think in the comments, and send topic suggestions for Episode 5. 👍 Like, subscribe, and follow along: YouTube: youtube.com/@diabolicalbastards Instagram / TikTok / Threads: @diabolicalbastards X: @diabolbastards Explicit language. Views expressed are those of the hosts. 01:08 Intro, Nick's birthday week & Jessica's status 03:15 Billy's horror-movie backdrop 04:38 Billy's solo true crime & paranormal podcast (and Bigfoot) 06:22 Nick's personal trainer & weight loss 07:56 Nick's trip to the Star Wars rides 12:38 Billy's iPhone transfer disaster 15:58 Food tracking, carnivore diet & super greens 19:46 Nick's movie pick & the screen-share glitch 26:43 OpenAI contractors & the Amazon Go "AI" store 28:49 Starlink V3, Starlink Mini & why Nick loves it 31:19 Billy's short films & the indie film scene 37:35 Nick's uncensored AI setup 42:21 Cloud GPUs, AI film-making & building a Jarvis 43:17 Air Glass holograms & Capone the AI avatar 47:07 Crazy Dave 49:01 Powerwalls & the Cybertruck plan 51:37 Power outages & the UFC White House card 53:53 Rocky, Stallone AI memes & Pacquiao's gloves 56:11 Conor McGregor & Ireland 57:55 Luke Kuechly 59:55 The "Yummy Hot Dogs" shipping container 1:02:21 Wrap-up

7. 

   30 Sept 2026

   Diabolical Bastards 09_12_26_003

   Jessica's back! Technical difficulties kept her out of Episode 2, and now all three Diabolical Bastards are back together for another unfiltered hour. This week: 📱 Why TikTok keeps rejecting our clips and refusing to promote our videos, and the AI pipeline Nick built to fight back 📚 The Baron Trump books: an 1889 novel, a sequel called The Last President, and a lot of "what are the odds" ⏳ Time travel, Mandela effects, and Tesla 🐻 Winnie the Pooh and how far censorship can go 🕊️ Reactions to the 9/11 ceremony coverage, and why we were wrong about Fetterman 🤖 AI whistleblowers, Optimus bots, and Nick's 30-minute argument with an AI over a clip description 🎬 Jean-Claude Van Damme, the original Predator, and Johnny Cage 🎖️ USO tour stories from Iraq and Saudi Arabia, plus Hootie & the Blowfish 🧊 A refrigerated coffee table, because Nick is clearly rich 🎞️ Rewriting famous movie titles. It gets out of hand fast. Still learning as we go. Tell us what you think in the comments, and send topic suggestions for Episode 4. 👍 Like, subscribe, and follow along: YouTube: youtube.com/@diabolicalbastards Instagram / TikTok / Threads: @diabolicalbastards X: @diabolbastards Explicit language and adult humor. Views expressed are those of the hosts. 01:07 Jessica's back & reacting to the comments 03:27 The Baron Trump books 05:34 Time travel, Mandela effects & Tesla 06:11 TikTok refuses to promote our videos 11:40 Nick's AI pipeline that bleeps banned words 13:42 Winnie the Pooh & censorship 16:18 The 9/11 ceremony & the Patriot Act 20:44 Why we were wrong about Fetterman 24:02 AI whistleblowers & the end times 27:05 Van Damme, Predator & Mortal Kombat 30:27 Rewriting movie titles (adult humor) 32:00 Hollywood casting: Troy vs. The Odyssey 36:14 USO tour stories from Iraq 41:25 The refrigerated coffee table & Optimus bots 43:35 Nick vs. AI: the 30-minute argument 46:06 The duct-taped airline passenger story 50:31 Trump the troll master 53:17 Weight loss & loose skin 55:31 Movie titles, round two 58:39 Wrap-up

8. 

   30 Sept 2026

   Diabolical Bastards 09_07_26_002

   We made it to Episode 2 and didn't kill each other. Billy and Nick are back with another unfiltered, off-the-cuff hour, from a dining room in Arizona and a man cave in Florida. This week: 🖥️ Live tech disasters, Windows 95 blue screens, and the Cybertruck bulletproof debate ⚖️ The fallout from a high-profile mistrial and the online reaction 🌡️ Super El Niño rumors, Arizona and Florida heat, and Iraq flashbacks 🎯 Why the Charlie Kirk case dropped off the news cycle ✝️ Jake Lang, Pastor Sewell, and the protests making headlines 🌍 Immigration, Islam, and what's happening in the UK and Ireland 🏦 How a $35 political donation got Nick debanked 🇮🇷 Iran, midterms, and the SAVE Act 📜 Why we need a 1776 reset, plus 1913: the IRS, the Fed, Tesla, the Titanic, and Tartaria 📖 The Baron Trump book (coming next episode) Still learning as we go. No research team yet, just two guys going off memory. Tell us where we're wrong in the comments, and send topic suggestions for Episode 3. 👍 Like, subscribe, and follow along: YouTube: youtube.com/@diabolicalbastards Instagram / TikTok / Threads: @diabolicalbastards X: @diabolbastards Explicit language. Views expressed are those of the hosts. 01:08 Intro & technical difficulties 02:57 Cybertruck: is it really bulletproof? 04:32 The mistrial and the internet reaction 16:02 Super El Niño, heat waves & Iraq flashbacks 22:16 What happened to the Charlie Kirk case? 24:50 Jake Lang & Pastor Sewell 32:03 Ireland and the UK 34:05 Immigration, Islam & the West 41:25 Off-grid laws & chemtrails 42:46 How Nick got debanked over $35 47:18 Midterms & the SAVE Act 48:00 Iran 52:37 Resetting to 1776 54:38 1913: IRS, Fed, Tesla & Tartaria 59:33 The Baron Trump book 1:00:30 Wrap-up

9. 

   30 Sept 2026

   Diabolical Bastards 08_22_26_001

   Welcome to Diabolical Bastards, the unfiltered podcast where three friends say what they actually think, with no fear of being canceled. In our first episode, Billy, Nick, and Jessica break in the mics (after hours of tech disasters) and talk about whatever comes up: 🚛 Life as a trucker: 12 years over the road, cats that rode along in the cab, and the one that escaped into a dive bar 🤖 Will AI take our jobs? An IT veteran on how automation is changing his work, plus robot forklifts, Optimus, and why AI is "just like the internet" ⚡ Data centers, water, and the power grid 📹 Flock cameras and surveillance 👽 Ancient aliens, a terrible Prime documentary, and Billy's theory that aliens are demons 🎬 Hollywood's downfall: Nicolas Cage, Keanu Reeves' biggest flops, Point Break, the Road House remake, Spaceballs 2, and the worst movie recommendations from coworkers 01:09 Intro & tech setup nightmares 04:14 Trucking life & the cats 10:20 CDLs, visas & the job market 12:51 AI is coming for all of us 19:00 Data centers, water & power 21:00 Flock cameras 25:06 The worst alien documentary ever 31:23 Are aliens demons? 31:53 Bad movies: Citizen Vigilante & Pig 35:22 Nicolas Cage & Keanu Reeves 42:33 Road House, Bigfoot & Siberia 46:01 Good movies & Macbeth 49:48 AI in filmmaking 54:22 Spaceballs 2 & slapstick 1:00:35 Wrap-up Fair warning: this is a raw first episode, recorded on phones and whatever gear we could get working. It gets better from here. Tell us what you think in the comments, and what we should cover next. 👍 Like, subscribe, and follow along as we grow: YouTube: youtube.com/@diabolicalbastards Instagram / TikTok / Threads: @diabolicalbastards X: @diabolbastards Explicit language. Views expressed are those of the hosts.

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