by Tim Henson
An Adult Comedy Podcast For Freaks!
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April 30, 2025
<br /> <br /> <br /> On Today’s Episode:Tim wrestles with a disturbing dream where he becomes the world’s most racist supervillain, Malario, a mosquito-shooting menace bent on African domination. Also, Dove thinks your emojis aren’t inclusive enough, and Tim has thoughts. Spoiler: He’s not thrilled about customizing tiny cartoon faces.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Plus:<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> * Morning Rituals Gone Wrong: Are we really drinking other people’s abortions? One podcaster thinks so—and she brought soundbites.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> * Snorlax Returns: Not the Pokémon, but the slime-loving rapper who believes he’s President of the U.S. and wants to normalize plant-based bestiality and holographic Kleenex.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> * Public Bathroom Drama: Police remove a woman from a restaurant restroom after a one-hour standoff that ends with makeup application, mascara whining, and jail.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> * Thermostat Wars: An 87-year-old Florida man is arrested for shoving his wife during a heated argument over the A/C.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> * Hatfishing Exposed: When dating app deception goes follicular. Tim explains the psychological horror of discovering a bald dome in the heat of passion.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Voicemails Today:<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Listeners debate the legal and ethical complications of Cake and Cunnilingus Day<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> A freak ponders whether estimating your poop length should be considered a competitive sport<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 00:00:00 Introduction01:39:03 My African Super Villain Origin Story07:31:21 A Campaign To Get Black Women Hair On Emojis12:13:14 Sipping On Abortion Water15:22:09 Our Favorite Slime Freak Is Back!21:24:22 Police Footage Of Girla Using The Restrooma28:46:10 Sign Up For The Sideshow30:19:13 Domestic Violence Over A Thermostat36:13:19 A Mile High Public Shitter39:12:05 Hatfishing – Bald Men Trickery44:45:24Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Links:<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="https://youtu.be/UXVPA7KHL5I?si=mR8uUbTxRovn5ErV" title="">Snorlax The Rapper’s Manifesto</a><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a class="wp-block-button__link has-text-align-center wp-element-button">Today’s Sponsor:</a><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.adameve.com/t-10free.aspx?sc=FREAK&cm_mmc=10FREE-_-DISTORTED-_-OP-_-FREAK"></a>Promo Code: FREAK Save 50% + Free Shipping And Gifts | Coupon Code “FREAK” at checkout! Adam&Eve<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Our New PO Box Address!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> * Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> * Support Distorted View – <a href="http://www.patreon.com/distortedview">Check out our Patreon page</a><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> * Get Exclusive Episodes Every Week – <a href="https://www.superfreaksideshow.com">Become A Member Of The Distorted View Sideshow!</a><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
April 28, 2025
This episode of Distorted View Daily explores viral content, including John Dakers' Woody Woodpecker theme and Martin Sempa's MAGA merch, alongside listener voicemails and bizarre news stories.
April 27, 2025
<br /> <br /> <br /> This was originally posted on 4/16 for Sideshow members. I’m releasing this as a Bonus episode for everyone to give you freaks an idea of what Bonus Segment podcasts are like. If you enjoy this: <a href="https://distortedview.com/signup/" title="">Sign up for the Sideshow!</a><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> On Today’s Bonus Segment:DV Sideshow Bonus: Katy Perry Launches Into the Void (and So Does My Patience)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> In today’s bonus segment exclusively for Sideshow freaks, Tim is back to dissect the celestial clown show that was Blue Origin’s latest phallic voyage to the stars — featuring an all-female crew including Gayle King and the human word salad herself, Katy Perry.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 🚀 Katy Perry gets launched into orbit and returns filled with feelings, love, and possibly string theory knowledge (lol, no). Tim breaks down her buzzword-laden post-flight reflections, including her profound declaration that “you never know how much love is inside you until you launch.” Sounds more like a tagline for a sex toy than a spaceflight, but OK.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 🧠 William Shatner also had a trip to space, but unlike Katy, he didn’t come back babbling about astrology and stardust. Instead, he dropped poetic reflections on the fragility of Earth and humanity’s impending doom. In other words: depth vs. Katy Perry’s air hymen.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 🌍 Tim introduces us to The Overview Effect — a real psychological shift astronauts experience when viewing Earth from space — and wonders how much of it can be felt during a 4-minute suborbital Uber ride.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 🔔 Meanwhile, Gayle King has her own PR mess after quoting a gay comedian’s use of the word “faggotry” on national television. Tim dives into the faux outrage, the context, the quote, and the great Twitter meltdown that followed.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 💩 We also explore important space-related hypotheticals, like: has anyone ever had diarrhea in zero gravity, and does it just float around like a brown balloon animal?<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 📚 Katy Perry’s pre-launch prep allegedly included brushing up on STEM and string theory. Post-launch, her takeaways include unity, belonging, and love — which she insists she’s now “super connected to.”<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> This is a wild one, folks. Come for the commentary on space travel, stay for the breakdown of public space diarrhea, Gayle King controversies, and Tim’s slow descent into madness over people saying “journey” too much.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />
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