Don't Call Me White Girl

About Don't Call Me White Girl

The Don't Call Me White Girl show features rising comedian and viral social media sensation Don't Call Me White Girl. The Philadelphia native doesn't hold her tongue as she delivers her unique brand of insight, advice, and commentary in this highly entertaining weekly audio-visual podcast.

Publisher

Breakbeat Media

Category

society & culture

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

21 Sept 2021

Latest episode

25 Nov 2025

Latest episodes

63 of 218 episodes have a transcript.

1. 

   25 Nov 2025TRANSCRIPT

   Episode 214 | Ol’head on Some Sh*t

   Cousins, this high energy episode starts with DCMWG roasting Eb and Juice about their big butts, then segues into a chat about BBLs and the most ideal body shape (4:25). DCMWG then gives a s/o to the tractor trailer drivers and Phelps chimes in with his thoughts on allowing kids to ride along (10:10).  This turns into a conversation about child abuse, and the Chicago mother who was attacked by a group of young children (13:05). DCMWG, Phelps & Juice dive into some trending topics starting with the insensitive statement made by Girllalala’s father regarding her appearance at the funeral (24:20), Ja Rule being jumped backstage at the Boy is Mine NYC Tour stop (36:00), and the weekly ruckus in American politics (36:40). DCMWG begrudgingly discusses the latest BlueFace and Chrisean Rock drama (38:50), before sharing her holiday movie recommendation, ChristmasBae, streaming now on TUBI (49:30). The episode ends with her thoughts on the arrests of former RHOP star Mia Thornton’s and the Birmingham Braiders (51:00).         ------------------------- Get your real-life advice from Mona on the show! Dial 267-225-2492 and leave a question for a chance to have your voicemail answered on an episode. The best voicemails may get a call back on our Callin’ All Cousins subscription episodes. ------------------------- See Mona in person at these upcoming shows:  11/29 - Atlanta, GA, (Stand-up or Sit Down Comedy Tour)  12/7 -Tacoma, WA,  (Stand-up or Sit Down Comedy Tour)  12/14 - Philly for Tonight’s Conversation  12/19 & 12/20- Bridgeport, CT. (Stand-up or Sit Down Comedy Tour)  Get tickets at https://linktr.ee/DontCallMeWhiteGirl ------------------------- Executive Producers for Breakbeat: Dave Mays & Brett Jeffries Executive Producer: Don’t Call Me White Girl Producer: Zack James Co-Producer: Ebonie Dukes (@iammsdukes) Visual Production: Creative Mind Productions: Vernon Ray (@AllMoneyShots) & Rebel Hill Productions: Zack James (@ZJames_RHC)Featured Guest: @Quadiediesel Instagram: @BreakbeatMedia @DontCallMeeWhiteGirl @PhelpsJugo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2. 

   18 Nov 2025TRANSCRIPT

   Episode 213 | Bubba’s Snap Back

   Cousins, this episode starts heavy with a RIP to @Girlalala_ who was unalived by her domestic trans-attracted partner (1:15). DCMWG then talks about another TikToker who experiences domestic abuse EKane (7:30), and how easy it is to just accept how people choose to identify (12:50). DCMWG & Phelps lighten things up by diving into a series of trending topics including; Donald Trump & Bubba (18:55), Offset obsession with all things Cardi B (22:00), and Nicki Minaj’s speaking at the UN (29:40). The discussion turns to the return of Snap Benefits (34:00), the home invasion involving Tekashi 6ix9ine’s mom (35:55), and Mona’s take on today’s journalists (41:10). The episode concludes with friend to the pod @Quadiediesel joining Phelps on the couch to debate the legitimacy of the rumors that former JBP co-host Rory retweeted racist comments over a decade ago (46:30) ------------------------- This episode is sponsored by Prizepicks. Go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DCMWG and use code DCMWG to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! This episode is sponsored by Kikoff. Start building credit today, go to https://getkikoff.com/dcmwg and you can get your first month for as little as one dollar! ------------------------- Get your real-life advice from Mona on the show! Dial 267-225-2492 and leave a question for a chance to have your voicemail answered on an episode. The best voicemails may get a call back on our Callin’ All Cousins subscription episodes. ------------------------- See Mona in person at these upcoming shows:  11/29 - Atlanta, GA, (Stand-up or Sit Down Comedy Tour)  12/7 -Tacoma, WA,  (Stand-up or Sit Down Comedy Tour)  12/14 - Philly for Tonight’s Conversation  12/19 & 12/20- Bridgeport, CT. (Stand-up or Sit Down Comedy Tour)  Get tickets at https://linktr.ee/DontCallMeWhiteGirl ------------------------- Executive Producers for Breakbeat: Dave Mays & Brett Jeffries Executive Producer: Don’t Call Me White Girl Producer: Zack James Co-Producer: Ebonie Dukes (@iammsdukes) Visual Production: Creative Mind Productions: Vernon Ray (@AllMoneyShots) & Rebel Hill Productions: Zack James (@ZJames_RHC) Featured Guest: @Quadiediesel Instagram: @BreakbeatMedia @DontCallMeeWhiteGirl @PhelpsJugo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3. 

   6 Nov 2025TRANSCRIPT

   Episode 212 | Deja Vu

   DCMWG opens with an Introduction to a familiar face, comedian MarMC from Mona’s Stand-Up or Sit-Down Comedy Tour (1:20). DCMWG, Phelps, and Mar discuss stealing from retail shops during the holiday season and canceling Christmas (10:35), the media’s image of a welfare queen (16:50) and Kamala’s honest interview (18:55). DCMWG chats about Blueface”s first 72-hours home with Chrisean (19:35), the new Muslim Mayor of NYC (31:00), before exploring the personal life of her guest, comedian Mar (42:20). The episode concludes with the trio diving into their journey through standup comedy (54:45) and a list of upcoming show dates where the cousins can catch them both on stage (57:50).                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   ------------------------- This episode is sponsored by Uncommon Goods! Go to ucommonggoods.com/dcmwg for 15% off your next gift! This episode is sponsored by CashApp. Download Cash App today and use my code DCMWG10 when you sign up, and you can earn $10 when you send $5 to a friend within 14 days. *Referral Reward Disclaimer: As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Download Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/3xh52eut] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-.... Direct Deposit, Overdraft Coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. ------------------------- Get your real-life advice from Mona on the show! Dial 267-225-2492 and leave a question for a chance to have your voicemail answered on an episode. The best voicemails may get a call back on our Callin’ All Cousins subscription episodes. ------------------------- See Mona in person at these upcoming shows:  11/1- Dockland’s Riverfront, Wilmington, DE,  Masquerade Party 11/8 -  NYC for Tonight’s Conversation  11/29 - Atlanta, GA, (Stand-up or Sit Down Comedy Tour)  12/7 -Tacoma, WA,  (Stand-up or Sit Down Comedy Tour)  12/14 - Philly for Tonight’s Conversation  12/19 & 12/20- Bridgeport, CT. (Stand-up or Sit Down Comedy Tour)  Get tickets at https://linktr.ee/DontCallMeWhiteGirl ------------------------- Executive Producers for Breakbeat: Dave Mays & Brett Jeffries Executive Producer: Don’t Call Me White Girl Producer: Zack James Co-Producer: Ebonie Dukes (@iammsdukes) Visual Production: Creative Mind Productions: Vernon Ray (@AllMoneyShots) & Rebel Hill Productions: Zack James (@ZJames_RHC) Featured Guest: @ComedianMar Instagram: @BreakbeatMedia @DontCallMeeWhiteGirl @PhelpsJugo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who has been a guest on Don't Call Me White Girl

Names identified in recent episode analyses. Showing up to five guests.

• Lavelle Dontae
• Deante Kyle
• Quilly
• Marcus A Washington
• Ashley Baldwin

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

Apple Podcasts (US)

4.9 / 5

3,532 ratings

Spotify

4.8 / 5

1,813 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 64 / 100

A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.

Quality

88

Social presence

0

YouTube

0

Engagement

99

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