Don't Be A Ding Dong

About Don't Be A Ding Dong

Don’t Be A Ding Dong! is a professional comedy show where 3 ding dongs try not to be ding dongs. Join Ryan, Andy, and Quinton as they learn things about each other. Contents may include: impromptu game shows, new business propositions, and the occasional UFO sighting.

Publisher

Don't Be A Ding Dong

Category

comedy

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

11 Sept 2025

Latest episode

24 Jul 2026

Latest episodes

18 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   24 Jul 2026

   [15] And I'm Standy

   This one is for the audio listeners. 00:00 - This is a standing episode 02:47 - Running things over with your car, part 1 07:34 - Musical accompaniment (for you) 11:21 - Running things over with your car, part 2 15:24 - Clearing out the notes from Winter 19:46 - Ryan gets bullied by rich people 29:37 - Bionicles 31:50 - Andy's haircut 38:22 - Andy's tax fraud 39:52 - Stealing from work and seeing dead people (allegedly)

2. 

   16 Jul 2026

   [14] The Dogrowave Is Back

   It’s Christmas again already on the Ding Dong stage as the Hot Dog Homies talk dogs again and how many fit. The McRib gauntlet is born, followed by doodles of Jesus’ bathroom. 00:00 - A special gift from the pink chair 07:59 - Pinning down McRib season 14:16 - Stuffing a microwave full of hot dogs 24:48 - Getting into the trenches of Church Camp 30:58 - Check your Playstation messages 33:34 - Andy goes to Camp Springfield 51:43 - Recap and wrap up

3. 

   9 Jul 2026

   [13] Pepsi Popcorn Trough

   Welcome to Ding Dong University, where the boys will be teaching 3 very important lessons. How to pack your Pepsi, how not to share popcorn, and a surefire way to ace a job interview. 00:00 - Intro 00:47 - Ryan Does New York (Again) 10:24 - Pepsi Property 15:12 - Discussing Popcorn 23:11 - Ready to Talk Piss 36:48 - Letting Out A Little Dab 47:21 - How To Catch Red Bull Thieves 50:41 - Closing the Circle of Piss

4. 

   2 Jul 2026

   [12] Radio Robbery Racket

   Ball = Circle 00:00 - A Ball Is A Circle All The Time 03:20 - Back to Rags 12:58 - Radio Sweepstakes 23:08 - Andy Has Something! 27:50 - Mr. Freeze's Rap Career 32:19 - Ryan's Six Seven 38:20 - Boogeyman's Worms

5. 

   25 Jun 2026

   [11] A Ding Dong Half Christmas

   The Dong had risen in December and then held on to for 6 months to bring you the only half Christmas special recorded the same week as the full Christmas. This special is packed full of holiday-themed topics to get you into the Christmas mood, like new ways to open jars, San Diego hotel design and a NUFORC check in. Marry Dingmas and Happy Dong Year! 00:00 - Santa's Disembodied Head 02:24 - Innovating Lid Technology 14:56 - Ethan Hawke 16:22 - Ryan Goes To San Diego 25:38 - NUFORC Update

6. 

   13 Nov 2025

   [10] Ding Dong Does Power Point

   Previously, on episode 8 of Don’t Be A Ding Dong, homework was assigned and then ignored for a full week, so today, the Dingy Dongy boys turn in their homework with 3 artisan handcrafted power points. 00:00 - Intro 02:25 - Andy's Homework: Redemption Cards 23:34 - Ryan's Homework: Cup Holders 36:20 - Quinton's Homework: Monster Cereal

7. 

   6 Nov 2025

   [9] The Kansas Episode

   A review of Kansas. 00:00 Intro 01:00 Kansas 53:02 Ryan has something

8. 

   30 Oct 2025

   [8] A Ding Dong Halloween Trial

   The Don’t Be a Ding-Dong Halloween Special. The boys show up in costume for a Halloween special full of conspiracies, courtroom drama, and deep research into the broadcast schedule of 9/11. Homework is given, field reports are made, and apologies are issued in this action packed episode of the Ding Dong show! 00:00 - Intro 00:30 - Costume reveals 04:33 - Ding Dong Field Report 08:06 - Where do beards stop, if bald 13:27 - We take each other to court 20:46 - What are we experts in? 28:35 - Dove 30:55 - Settling the 9/11 timeline 39:40 - Take me down to Bad City 45:58 - Closing the door, man

9. 

   23 Oct 2025

   [7] Starburst Presents: A Six Flags Pizza Selection

   Another Ding Dong with more of Ryan's tales from Nashville. the worst opening bands we’ve ever suffered through (includes spit), A shocking Frosted Flakes update, and a deeply passionate debate on which slice of pizza you grab first. a full spread of nonsense before we dive into the of Sick Puppies at the Six Flags Starburst Summer Concert Series. 00:00 - Intro 00:22 - Not finished with Nashville 11:45 - Opening bands 25:19 - Generic Frosted Flakes are still Frosted Flakes 33:58 - Strong pizza opinions 1:01:44 - Six Flags Starburst Summer Concert Series

10. 

    16 Oct 2025

    [6] Lime Scooter Birdslaughter

    A grim tale of a bird hitchhiking 500 miles across state lines, Andy takes a tumble. The boys take a trip to Climax Springs, Missouri and visit some questionable local businesses before diving into the lost media search for the bizarre 9/11 “VeggieTales” tape that may or may not exist. All that and more can be found on this ding dong 00:00 - Intro 00:25 - Hot N' Tasty opening 01:39 - Launching a podcast from McDonald's on 9/11 19:23 - Andy's Lime scooter adventures 25:00 - Committing vehicular birdslaughter (allegedly) 30:14 - A helmet or hwhat? 42:21 - Milking 9/11 into the ground 48:22 - Vintage code brown

11. 

    9 Oct 2025

    [5] Horseshoe Sneezecast

    Andy nearly starts a housefire. The gang dives into a brand-new game, “Name the TV Censor Line?”, where they try to guess what famous movie quotes got turned into on basic cable. Post-launch reflections, the first-ever in-person Ding-Dong meetup and a deep dive into the mysterious world of horseshoes, pony shoes, and the fine art of melted cheese. 00:00 - Intro 00:30 - Andy's Bright Idea 04:11 - Feeback on our first episodes 07:27 - Can You Name The TV Censored Line? 30:54 - Innagural meeting of the Ding Dong Horshoe Crew 40:17 - The Worst Flinstones Appliances 43:14 - Sneezing On Command

12. 

    2 Oct 2025

    [4] Joe Dirt 2 (and a half men)

    The boys are back for another week of dinging and donging! Ryan digs up a childhood crayon-related trauma before diving into a full recap of Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, the inexplicable animated ending of Two and a Half Men, and a surprise visit from Dr. Andy. 00:00 - Intro 01:29 - Liquified Crayons 06:12 - VeggieTales certified classics 10:06 - Catching up on Joe Dirt 2 38:51 - Chuck Lorre 46:00 - Dr. Andy's Diagnosis

13. 

    25 Sept 2025

    [3] Drug Task Force vs Minor League Sports

    It's game time on The Ding-Dong Show! Quinton brings A Tube Dog update before Ryan invents everyone's new favorite gameshow, "Sports Team or Drug Task Force", ending with Andy dropping a Christian media alternative bomb on us!00:00 - Intro 02:30 - Episode 2 homework 05:03 - The next chapter in hot dog technology 18:17 - reinventing flip flops 19:01 - Task force or local sports team? 43:30 - Redemption cards 47:25 - Larry the Cable Guy makes a lot of food

14. 

    18 Sept 2025

    [2] Frosted Flakes of Honing Rod

    The Wiener Boys are back with video rental and Red light running life hacks that are completely true and helpful to you in the year 2025. But wait, there's more! Frosted Flakes have a dirty secret, and we expose it, followed by an update on the world-changing "Pocket Dog" 00:00 - Intro 00:40 - New locations & red light tickets 02:50 - rental swap 05:43 - ID photos 10:00 - Frosted Flakes (of corn) 12:10 - Getting a barbing 16:50 - Movie critics 18:09 - Everything pizza 21:52 - Coring a hot dog bun 26:47 - Turkey stabbing device 36:35 - Getting a cigarette car upgrade 39:50 - Mark McGrath and Frankie Valli 48:05 - NYC retraction

15. 

    11 Sept 2025

    [1] Squeezing a Hot Dog Like Toothpaste

    In Don't Be A Ding Dong's official first episode, Ryan, Andy, and Quinton talk about everything from the trauma of New York City food poisoning to the perfect hot dog bun, the mysteries of mana, "brown smells", and rap rock gods Sugar Ray. 00:00 - Intro 01:20 - Mints & brown smells 05:58 - Beaten up by NYC 12:18 - Trucker callsigns 15:59 - Hot dog innovation 27:18 - Where we’re at with Rap Rock 31:07 - What are the sinuses? 35:21 - Mana from Heaven 41:00 - Scooby Doo meets Shrek 45:08 - Becoming snakes

16. 

    11 Sept 2025

    [0.3] Eels On Wheels in the Cultage Cheese

    The Ding Dong Show returns with Quinton, Andy, and Ryan diving into bizarre door-to-door sales schemes, UFO sightings in Illinois, the origins of “the buck stops here,” fruit snack philosophy, prank calls, cottage cheese, and even a close encounter with a cow in the dark.

17. 

    11 Sept 2025

    [0.2] Cigarette Cars & Tom Delonge's UFO Sightings

    The Ding Dong Boys swap stories about sketchy first cars, and play another round of Andy's mystery burned CD game, leading to debates of Tom DeLonge’s greatness before things spiral down the UFO rabbit hole.

18. 

    11 Sept 2025

    [0.1] Really Wide Hamburger

    A nacho PowerPoint derails into talk of hamburger go-gurts, the eternal meatloaf sandwich wisdom of a Reddit user named stupid butt, and a history lesson on how Jack was conceived. 00:00 I'm Andy! 14:00 Poor People Nachos 31:10 How Jack Was Conceived 33:50 CDs of Old

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Apple Podcasts (US)

5.0 / 5

1 ratings

Spotify

5.0 / 5

2 ratings

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