Don't Call Us, We'll Call You

About Don't Call Us, We'll Call You

A comedy podcast, looking at when auditions and castings don't quite go to plan. Join host Christopher Bartlett-Walford, and a guest from the world of Theatre, Film, TV or Comedy to dissect listeners' casting disasters, and delve into their own back catalogue of audition fails! Reminding us all it's ok when things don't go to plan, and we're not alone when it does! Get in touch; submit your audition stories at dontcalluspod@gmail.com - they're all Anonymous. Don't call us, We'll call you !

Publisher

Don't Call Us, We'll Call You

Category

arts

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

22 May 2020

Latest episode

31 Mar 2021

Latest episodes

41 episodes in the feed.

1. 

   31 Mar 2021

   Episode 37: Luke Bayer, Grace Mouat & Courtney Bowman

   In a bumper triple-header, West End stars Grace Mouat (SIX / & Juliet), Luke Bayer (Les Mis / Everybody's Talking About Jamie) & Courtney Bowman (SIX / Everybody's Talking About Jamie) join host Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition disasters of the week. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe. We talk one utterly AWFUL story (HOW did the panel not step in sooner!?), why not to buy a humidifier too soon, Luke's X Factor story, knowing the dance call is not for you, breaking your nose on a table, and one of the worst day after night out Audition stories yet. And lots from the hosts themselves! This week, the hosts couldn't wait for a Poo story...  and we delivered! Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out! Support the show by buying us a Coffee - Ko-Fi.com/dontcalluspod -- Grace, Luke & Courtney are the hosts of 'Graduates at Cadogan Hall' Streaming till 11th April 2021. BOOK TICKETS TO WATCH 'GRADUATES AT CADOGAN HALL' - https://cadoganhall.com/whats-on/graduates-at-cadogan-hall-series-2021/ ALL PROCEEDS GO TO ACTING FOR OTHERS https://www.actingforothers.co.uk/ Catch up with our two bonus episodes where we meet the performers and documentary style do a deep dive into the last year as an Arts grad. -- If you've enjoyed the show: Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :). Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories. -- Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter & Photo by Danny Kaan. With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds #SIX #Jamie #westend #musicaltheatre #broadway #auditions #casting #audition #xfactor #gradsatcad

2. 

   25 Mar 2021

   BONUS EPISODE 2: Meet The Graduates 2 #GradsAtCad

   In the second of two bonus episodes of Don't Call Us, We'll Call You, we celebrate 'GRADUATES AT CADOGAN HALL' streaming from Friday 26th March 2021. We meet a selection of performers who are starring in the show to hear about what it's been like leaving their education in the middle of a pandemic. We also talk to Liam Gartland & Alice Croft of The Grad Fest, and the youngest Female producer on the West End, Ameena Hamid on why producing these opportunities is so important. It's a slightly different, but utterly joyous episode full of hope, humour and human stories about how training and students have adapted during COVID-19. What are their anxieties, nerves, and hopes for the future of the arts, what their optimism for auditions are like (and lots of disasters!), and how they've kept their mental health in check and supported each other in this unknown time. BOOK TICKETS TO WATCH 'GRADUATES AT CADOGAN HALL' - https://cadoganhall.com/whats-on/graduates-at-cadogan-hall-series-2021/ (https://cadoganhall.com/whats-on/graduates-at-cadogan-hall-series-2021/) ALL PROCEEDS GO TO ACTING FOR OTHERS https://www.actingforothers.co.uk/ (https://www.actingforothers.co.uk/) Graduates Featured in this episode are: Olivia Lallo, Kyle Birch, Lewis Snell, Mark Lockhart, Nathan Shaw, Amelia Atherton, Abel Law, Ayesha Patel, Ben Joyce, Beth Mabin, Bibi Jay, Cassie McCluskey, Charlotte Jones, Curtis Patrick & Darcy Finden -- With thanks to Ameena Hamid, The Grad Fest, Cadogan Hall & every crew member involved. Catch up with our regular episodes full of Audition Disasters at Anchor.fm/dontcalluspod

3. 

   24 Mar 2021

   BONUS EPISODE - Meet The Graduates 1 #GradsAtCad

   In this bonus episode of Don't Call Us, We'll Call You, we celebrate 'GRADUATES AT CADOGAN HALL' streaming from Friday 26th March 2021. We meet a selection of performers who are starring in the show to hear about what it's been like leaving their education in the middle of a pandemic. It's a slightly different, but utterly joyous episode full of hope, humour and human stories about how training and students have adapted during COVID-19. What are their anxieties, nerves, and hopes for the future of the arts, what their optimism for auditions are like (and lots of disasters!), and how they've kept their mental health in check and supported each other in this unknown time. BOOK TICKETS TO WATCH 'GRADUATES AT CADOGAN HALL' - https://cadoganhall.com/whats-on/graduates-at-cadogan-hall-series-2021/ (https://cadoganhall.com/whats-on/graduates-at-cadogan-hall-series-2021/) ALL PROCEEDS GO TO ACTING FOR OTHERS https://www.actingforothers.co.uk/ (https://www.actingforothers.co.uk/) Enjoy the show - Episode 2 coming Thursday March 25th 2021. Graduates Featured in this episode are: David Mairs-McKenzie, Dean Makowski-Clayton, Fallon Mondlane, Faye Wheeler, Gabe Hampton-Saint, George Maddison, Georgia Lennon, Harriet Waters, India Chadwick, Jay Worley, Jennifer Adab, Jo Stephenson, Joely Colleen Emms, Karen Wilkinson, Kingsley Morton, Megan Cerys-Holland, Millie Cranston, Nardia Ruth. -- With thanks to Ameena Hamid, The Grad Fest, Cadogan Hall & every crew member involved. Catch up with our regular episodes full of Audition Disasters at Anchor.fm/dontcalluspod

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