Time-bending, hairy monsters, and Navymen embedded into ships??? Count me in!
This weeks episode of Don't Quote Me It's Probably Nothing talks about the Montauk Project and all the weird stuff that goes along with it!
20 Aug 2026
TRUE CRIME TUESDAY
TRUE CRIME TUESDAY IS HERE
This week on Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we’re stepping away from the aliens and conspiracy boards for a little bit and diving into some true crime stories that are so bizarre, they almost sound made up.
We’ve got a burglar who got too drunk to escape the house he broke into… so he called 911. 📞
A tiny kitten named Magnolia who was allegedly stolen from a pet store and brought along during a bank robbery attempt. 🐈
And a man who allegedly broke into an airport, boarded a JetBlue plane, and apparently decided to spend the night sleeping in the bathroom.
Come hang out with me!
🎵 Song of the Week: “Cemeteries” — Beila
🛍️ COMING SOON: I'm working on the Don't Quote Me merch store, and I've got some very cool giveaways coming up, so make sure you're following along!
5 Aug 2026
Quantum Immortality & Near-Death Glitches
Quantum Immortality & Near-Death Glitches
What if you never actually die? What if, in every near-death moment, your consciousness just… slides into another timeline where you survive?
In this episode, we’re diving into the mind-bending theory of quantum immortality — exploring how the “many worlds” interpretation of physics might explain those wild near-death experiences and reality glitches people swear they’ve lived through. From Reddit stories about impossible survivals to Celtic mythology’s Summerland (where the soul keeps vibin’ after death), we’ll explore the science, the spooky, and the downright trippy side of immortality.
Oh — and this week’s song of the week is Dead and Gone by Dreamfone. It’s haunting, dreamy, and the perfect soundtrack for questioning if you’ve already died a thousand times without even realizing it.
Tune in, spiral with me, and as always: don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.
5 Aug 2026
Project Blue Beam
Project Blue Beam — The Ultimate Government Light Show?
What if the sky isn’t just the sky? In this episode, I dive deep into Project Blue Beam — the conspiracy theory that claims the government plans to fake an alien invasion or divine event using advanced holograms and mind control technology.
Join me as I unpack the origins of the theory, the four wild steps of the alleged plan, the real (and imagined) tech behind it, and why people can’t stop believing in this cosmic mind game. Plus, I explore pop culture ties, debunk common myths, and share some fun oddities that make this theory endlessly fascinating.
Plug in, tune up, and prepare for a journey into one of the most mind-bending conspiracies out there. Don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.
5 Aug 2026
Don't Mess with Ouija Boards
What do a stolen cemetery rock, a closet attic door, and a flip phone recording that says "Get out" have in common? Yeah ... we're talking Ouija boards.
This week, I dive into the history of the board that somehow went from Victorian parlor game to mass-produced demon portal. We'll talk about where it came from, why it freaks people out, and what happens when you use it completely wrong (like my friends did ... and I still have nightmares about it.)
Then we slide straight into the Reddit abyss for some of the wildest "we messed with a Ouija board and now my mirror says hi" stories the internet has to offer.
Spoiler: it's chaos, candles, and a few too many coincidences that I don't believe in.
so grab your blanket, turn on a light, and maybe don't look at your closet door while listening.
The song of the week is "Critical Mass" by Bored As Hell. Go stream it everywhere!
5 Aug 2026
Area 51: WTF is it?
Deep dive, we’re heading straight into the Nevada desert to talk about Area 51 the most secretive military base in the world and the internet’s favorite place to store aliens, advanced technology, and everyone’s unanswered questions.
Is Area 51 hiding aliens?
Advanced tech?
Or just secrets we’re not meant to know?
As always, this episode lives in the gray area between curiosity and chaos. No claims, no conclusions, just questions.
🎶 Song of the Week: “Still Doing This” by Bored As Hell
5 Aug 2026
Antarctica, Aliens, and Classified Chaos
In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into:
🧊 Antarctica and why it’s locked down
👽 Alien theories, UFOs, and unexplained sightings
📜 Classified documents, ancient maps, and questions we’re probably not supposed to ask
🛸 And yes… unidentified lifeforms may briefly appear on screen
Is there something under the ice?
Are governments hiding more than they admit?
Or is it all probably nothing?
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You can listen to this episode anywhere you get podcasts — Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and more.
⚠️ Disclaimer (because I have to):
This show is for entertainment, curiosity, and open-minded discussion. Draw your own conclusions… or don’t. I’m not your boss.
Stay weird 🖤 Kelli
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5 Aug 2026
MH370: The flight that never landed
In 2014, a commercial aircraft carrying 239 people vanished mid-flight. No distress call. No clear wreckage. Just a series of strange course changes, disabled communication systems, satellite pings, and a silence that still doesn’t make sense.
This isn’t about jumping to conclusions; it’s about sitting with the gaps, the inconsistencies, and the discomfort of a mystery that never truly closed.
Because in a world designed to track everything…
Some things still vanish.
Song of the week: "World Falls Apart" by Reece Ratliff
5 Aug 2026
Scientology: Power, Secrecy, & Control
In this episode of Don’t Quote Me… It’s Probably Nothing, we take a deep dive into Scientology. From L. Ron Hubbard’s early ideas and the rise of Dianetics, to auditing, the levels, celebrity involvement, the Sea Org, and internal discipline programs like the RPF, we walk through how the organization actually functions behind the scenes.
Song of the Week: "Baby, Don't Go" by Terrible Humans
5 Aug 2026
The Alaska Triangle: America's Most Mysterious Missing Zone
What if one of the most mysterious places on Earth wasn’t somewhere across the ocean… but right here in the United States?
In this deep dive episode, we’re heading north to one of the strangest regions in the world: The Alaska Triangle.
Stretching between Anchorage, Juneau, and Utqiagvik, this massive wilderness has become famous for unexplained disappearances, missing aircraft, strange lights in the sky, and stories that go back long before modern investigators ever arrived.
More than 20,000 people have vanished in Alaska since the 1970s, and some of the cases are almost impossible to explain. We’ll look at one of the most famous disappearances in American history ... the mysterious 1972 flight carrying House Majority Leader Hale Boggs, a congressman, an aide, and a pilot… a plane that vanished without leaving behind a single piece of wreckage.
But the mystery doesn’t stop there.
We’ll also explore the eerie legends told by Indigenous communities in the region, including stories of the Kushtaka, a shape-shifting being said to lure travelers deeper into the wilderness.
Is the Alaska Triangle simply one of the harshest environments on Earth?
Or is there something about this region that we still don’t fully understand?
Song of the Week: "Hey Leonardo (She Likes Me for Me)" by Blessid Union of Souls
5 Aug 2026
The Disappearance of Melissa Ortiz Rodriguez
In 2013, Melissa dropped her girls off at school and hasn't been seen or heard from since. In this episode, I break down the timeline of Melissa’s disappearance, the last known moments before she vanished, and the unsettling details that have left her family and investigators searching for answers for over a decade.
Someone knows something, and it's time we ask louder questions.
Song of the Week: "Ash and Tears" by Last Good Chad
11 Jul 2026
Are we in the wrong timeline? Project Looking Glass.
This week, we’re diving into Project Looking Glass and its alleged connections to CERN, the Mandela Effect, 2012, alternate timelines, and a strange mention found in the Epstein files involving going back to 2020 to change something.
🎵 Song of the Week: “Movie Screen” by Ian Elliott
11 Jul 2026
Alien Abduction Cases Episode
This week, we’re diving into the strange, unsettling world of alien abduction stories. We’re talking about three different cases that have left people asking the same big questions for decades: what really happened, what can be explained, and what still feels impossible to ignore.
From missing time and strange memories to hypnosis, witnesses, and details that just don’t sit right, these stories are the kind of weird that make you want to leave a light on and definitely not look out the window at 2 a.m.
Were these people actually taken? Were they experiencing something else entirely? Or is the truth somewhere in the middle?
Song of the Week: “All That I Want” by Will and The Prodigal Sun
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Stay weird. Stay curious. Go be kind to someone for no reason, and go be amazing.
12 Apr 2026
The Sound of Silence: What happened to Chris, Chester, and the NXIVM Cult
The Sound of Silence: What happened to Chris, Chester, and the NXIVM Cult
31 Mar 2026
Afroman vs the police - The Lemon Pound Cake Trial
Afroman vs the police - The Lemon Pound Cake Trial
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