A little bit healed, a little bit chaotic. We are just two besties talking life, friendship, delusion, Jesus and the absolute mess in between. Think group chat energy meets spiritual whiplash. Unfiltered, unqualified and probably oversharing but hey - Don't Quote Us.
Between the Coast Guard being called to being questioned by police. Just another normal friendship episode.
9 Dec 2025
Dating your Dad's Friends
Dating dads, giving nicknames, and roasting like it is a love language. Just another day.
1 Dec 2025
Stories We Don't Talk About
Real stories, real impact and the side of foster care that usually stays quiet.
17 Nov 2025
Medical Records
Every person has a story... we just decide to put ours out on the internet...
10 Nov 2025
Same Sentence Different Fonts
We might not think the same, talk the same, or process the same but, somehow, we still finish each other's sentences.
3 Nov 2025
Props to Bethany Hamilton
Shark attacks to scalp attacks, this is what happens with two girls, two mics and zero plot. As always.. Don't Quote Us.
27 Oct 2025
The Kids are Fine... We Think
We are just out here raising kids and praying for patience. The kids are fine.. we think.
20 Oct 2025
It's Just Life at This Point
Everything is content now
13 Oct 2025
We wanted to be like Kayne West
Just two girls wanting to be like Kayne West, making their own betrayal list and calling it therapy with microphones
29 Sept 2025
We Missed the Tutorial
Adulting feels like we skipped the tutorial. We are talking missing skills, where we thought we would be and why life did not come with instructions
22 Sept 2025
Bug Spray and Boundaries
Two besties with too many stories and zero filters. From Red flags we ignored, roaches we couldn't and exes who could not commit. We are just yapping our way through friendships, dating disasters and all the random chaos life throws at us.
15 Sept 2025
Reasons You Should Not Quote Us
This week we are serving up our top reasons you should not be quoting us and trust, the list wrote itself. From random tangents to laughing until you snort moments, we prove that we have zero outline and way too many opinions. Came hang out and laugh with us... and remember Don't Quote Us.
8 Sept 2025
Smiles, Struggles and the Messy Middle
If you’ve ever felt pressure to smile through the pain or keep your struggles hidden, this one’s for you. We’re digging into the messy middle and reminding you: God can handle your real feelings.
1 Sept 2025
Yelp Reviews on Life
This week we’re putting life itself under the microscope. Think Yelp, but unhinged, sarcastic, and way too honest. Welcome to Yelp Reviews on Life.
25 Aug 2025
Two Mics and Zero Plot
This week we prove that two mics really don’t need a plot. From unhinged stories to debating who would actually survive a zombie apocalypse, we spiral through funny memories and plenty of moments that make zero sense but all the laughs.
Basically, it’s bestie chaos in audio form.
11 Aug 2025
Faith vs. Fear
Sometimes fear feels louder than faith, especially when anxiety, overthinking, and outside opinions start running the show. In this episode, we talk about what it’s like to face those moments head-on, how we personally navigate the tension between trusting God and spiraling into fear, and why choosing faith isn’t always the easiest choice… but it’s always worth it.
4 Aug 2025
In Sickness and in Sisterhood
Yep… we’re talking about the brain tumor.
The diagnosis. The confusion. The spiraling.
The jokes we probably weren’t supposed to make.
This one’s real, raw, and just a little ridiculous, because when life throws a literal tumor at you, what else are you supposed to do but hit record?
We’re diving into:
What it’s like to hear “You have a brain tumor” in your 20s
The awkward ways people react
How faith, friendship, and unfiltered conversations got us through
If you’ve ever laughed your way through something terrifying… this one’s for you.
27 Jul 2025
We're Not Arguing, We're Processing Differently
Miscommunication? Never heard of her.
In this episode, we unpack the real reasons friendships get tense, and why it’s not always about who’s right or wrong. From mismatched rhythms to unspoken expectations, we talk through how we’ve misunderstood each other (and others), learned to give grace, and figured out how not to cancel people just because things got uncomfortable.
Friendship is hard. Processing is messy. But we’re learning. And no, we’re not arguing. (Even if it sounded like it.)
20 Jul 2025
Are We Really Doing This?
We said we were healed. We meant it. Kinda.
This episode was supposed to be structured, polished, and full of wisdom, instead, we accidentally hit record and started venting. From old situationships to emotional chaos we thought we were done with… we’re keeping it real, unfiltered, and just a little unhinged.
Welcome to the podcast. Let’s get into it.
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