Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers

About Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers

Join hosts Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway every week as they answer your questions and teach you how to not take bullsh*t from f*ckers!

Publisher

All Things Comedy

Category

comedy · education · health & fitness

Language

en

Explicit

Yes

First episode

24 Nov 2019

Latest episode

5 Sept 2023

Latest episodes

10 of 201 episodes have a transcript.

1. 

   5 Sept 2023TRANSCRIPT

   Episode 200 - Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers Forever

   This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's the final episode! We didn't do this for the money, Greg likes chaos, Kane tells Greg about the racist Spider-Man fan film, there's more horrible people now than there has ever been, and a listener sent in a ChatGPT episode of Joe Rogan interviewing Greg and Kane. Also, What Does This Meme?, A listener sends in her own meme from her new book, we read a bunch of thank you's and updates from listeners, the guys are finally united on the sandwich debate, Greg talks about his TV show, Kane talks about first joining the podcast, Matthew McConaughey has entered the self help space, we can't all talk it out, maybe DTBFF was all a dream, Kane talks about dating Rayna Greenberg, and Pat closes out What Does This Meme? with a Real Man Quote. The guys compare the last episode of DTBFF to the last episode of Seinfeld, Elaine is kind of a Karen, Pat shares some of his final thoughts, the guys share the name of the new show and for the last time, advise you to not take bullsh*t from f*ckers (https://donttakebullshitfromfuckers.bigcartel.com/product/don-t-take-bullshit-from-fuckers-workshop) J (https://us02web.zoom.us/j/5734185760?pwd=VFd4bEVBTGxpbHhKN3F2Y1lNTU5uQT09)oin the DTBFF Discord here (https://discord.gg/Z5jm7t7WBC) You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/dtbffpodcast) Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble (https://www.redbubble.com/shop/p/45807052.RXH2R?ref=artist_shop_grid) Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast (https://www.instagram.com/dtbffpodcast/), itsgreggers (https://www.instagram.com/itsgreggers/), kaneholloway (https://www.instagram.com/kaneholloway/) and dtbffproducerpat (https://www.instagram.com/dtbffproducerpat) Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com (https://gregorybehrendt.com/) Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com (allthingscomedy.com)

2. 

   29 Aug 2023TRANSCRIPT

   Episode 199 - The Devil Is A Short King

   This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's the penultimate episode, Greg's guns look big on camera, Kane survived the hurricane in San Diego and celebrated his birthday by doing three sets, eating ice cream and watching 24, Greg is an empty nester, a listener wants to know if he should try to reach out to his kids, and Kane gets pissed off. Also, What Does This Meme?, Taylor Swift is a secret closet fan of the podcast, Greg's girls don't love the name of the new show, the guys hate the new Willy Wonka trailer, Kane hates it when people call themselves an empath, Greg searched for actual good memes, and the devil loves crafts. Pat and Kane have painted nails, in Reddit Remix it's, "I jokingly agreed to let my best friend give my husband a BJ if he lost weight", and Greg loses interest. (https://donttakebullshitfromfuckers.bigcartel.com/product/don-t-take-bullshit-from-fuckers-workshop) J (https://us02web.zoom.us/j/5734185760?pwd=VFd4bEVBTGxpbHhKN3F2Y1lNTU5uQT09)oin the DTBFF Discord here (https://discord.gg/Z5jm7t7WBC) You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/dtbffpodcast) Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble (https://www.redbubble.com/shop/p/45807052.RXH2R?ref=artist_shop_grid) Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast (https://www.instagram.com/dtbffpodcast/), itsgreggers (https://www.instagram.com/itsgreggers/), kaneholloway (https://www.instagram.com/kaneholloway/) and dtbffproducerpat (https://www.instagram.com/dtbffproducerpat) Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com (https://gregorybehrendt.com/) Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com (allthingscomedy.com)

3. 

   22 Aug 2023TRANSCRIPT

   Episode 198 - Can You Just...

   This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are coming at you from the studio at All Things Comedy, blocking is just a button, Kane brought the question bowl from his live comedy/advice show, "Going Dutch", women are horny, self fulfilling prophecies are real, you can't plan spontaneity, you've been ghosted after three unreplied texts, taking a vacation together too early in the relationship can ruin things, Kane tries to fight a mugger in France, dating your son's teacher isn't a good idea,  Greg is a solid medium, and Amiira's love language is "stay away from me". Also, What Does This Meme?, the cartoon version of the theme song returns, Greg's body is kitchen sized, the end of this segment will bring great relief, there are so many memes about how Greg is a terrible name, we 'love' a quote plastered on a picture of a lion, Pat brings a trio of bad quotes, and Greg isn't effortless. Kane brings a couple date ideas to the show, you have to create combustion, Bill Maher is a dick and a rudimentary comedian, and in Reddit Remix it's "Am I the as*hole for asking my sister what the f*ck she expected to happen at her sh*tshow of a bachelorette party?" (https://donttakebullshitfromfuckers.bigcartel.com/product/don-t-take-bullshit-from-fuckers-workshop) J (https://us02web.zoom.us/j/5734185760?pwd=VFd4bEVBTGxpbHhKN3F2Y1lNTU5uQT09)oin the DTBFF Discord here (https://discord.gg/Z5jm7t7WBC) You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/dtbffpodcast) Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble (https://www.redbubble.com/shop/p/45807052.RXH2R?ref=artist_shop_grid) Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com (mailto:dtbffpodcast@gmail.com) Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast (https://www.instagram.com/dtbffpodcast/), itsgreggers (https://www.instagram.com/itsgreggers/), kaneholloway (https://www.instagram.com/kaneholloway/) and dtbffproducerpat (https://www.instagram.com/dtbffproducerpat) Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com (https://gregorybehrendt.com/) Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com (allthingscomedy.com)

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Episode 200 - Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers Forever

Published 5 Sept 2023 · Transcript excerpt

[…] Yes. You know, because I can... I don't need to see them. I've seen them all. Yeah, yeah. And then I just started to notice that she gets confrontational. I mean, she gets confrontational with everyone. I mean, they're not good people. No. She's the most... Ironically, Kramer is the best of the four. […]

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