This is the podcast you don’t want your girlfriend to know about.Why? imagine your gf walks in on you listening to this podcast then boom your relationship COLLAPSES RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?! That is the don’t tell your gf experience.
Nothing out of the norm here. And by that I mean that this episode is anything but normal, which I guess at this point is to be expected. This one will pair well with a nap, a couple drinks, or even on a device with no audio output. But in all reality, we appreciate anyone and everyone who takes time to subject themselves to this (the highest form of torture). Carry on my fellow masochists. I hope your weeks are going as well as the Russian invasion...
8 Mar 2022
PRETTY PLEASE PUTIN?!//WHAT YOUR DRINK SAYS AB YOU
Putin the people of this great nation wants you to stop the invasion, so pretty please can you? What does your drink of choice have to say about you? little depressed piece of sh-. I'm joking I'm joking...unless... Seriously though, if your tires are balding and your procrastinating buy new tires then you shall hydroplane and blow out tires while listening to this podcast. LOVE YOU GUYS AND WELCOME TO SEASON 2!!!
22 Feb 2022
HOLLYWOOD HICCUPS/ORGANIZED GIBBERISH
We unlock the secret to firing weapons beyond their magazine capacity and broke down the language barrier between us and the rest of the world. Hit that play button to better yourself in more ways than you may know...or if you're just procrastinating and need something to listen to in the background while you find any excuse to be unproductive. Closing out season 1 on a chill note.
15 Feb 2022
EDNA FROM INCREDIBLES VISITED/PINCH & ROLL FTB
Everyone remembers the childhood movie "incredibles" right? well Edna came to visit the pod.For the boys, pinch and roll technique is always the go to! If you are still out of windshield wiper fluid listen right now.
9 Feb 2022
HOW TO FINESS A TICKET/TIME TRAVEL
Everyone has been pulled over but we have the best tactics to get out of that ticket.If you have nothing to do think about turning this pod on and listen to how effective time travel might be.
1 Feb 2022
HEAVEN IS EXPENSIVE/GAGE LIKES WINDOWS
Ever thought about those streets of gold in heaven? What about windows? Does a college degree have the same value today as it did a decade ago? A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT INCLUDED!!!
25 Jan 2022
ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION/WATER PHOBIAS
We decided to do a back to back special guest with the man himself, sTePhEn PaTe. Tattoos, deep water, gynecologists is all something everyone enjoys talking about, right?...right??
18 Jan 2022
SPECIAL GUEST/SPICY CONDOMS
We had special guest Emilee on talking with us about some spicy condoms, cheating men, and something about fried chicken. So stop what you are doing and listen to this RIGHT NOW!
13 Jan 2022
FRAT BOYZ/MMMACK & CHEESE
Whats worse than a guy named Kyle? You guessed it Mac and cheese. Covid sucks and Matt blew up his apartment.
4 Jan 2022
UNDERSTANDING MEN/PLUMBERS CRACK
Do you understand men? is the government out to get us? does your plumbers crack smell bad?
31 Dec 2021
GARY VEE/BONELESS WINGS
GARY VEE MOTIVATES ME,BONELESS WINGS ARE'NT WINGS AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T BE BUBBLY
30 Dec 2021
INDECISIVE GF'S/CRACKHEADED CATS
IS YOUR GF INDECISIVE? ARE LITTLE COFFEE SHOPS OVERATED? IS YOUR CAT A CRACKHEAD?
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