Don't Touch It

Don't Touch It

Hosted by Kyle · Caroline Parker

4.2from 238 ratings

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24
Episodes
2
Transcribed
238
Ratings
Monthly
Cadence
2025
First episode

About Don't Touch It

Welcome to Don’t Touch It – named after Caroline's now-infamous catchphrase (yes, the one she says every morning while making her sacred cup of tea on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok). In each episode, Caroline and Kyle sit down for real, unfiltered conversations. They chat about everything – not just parenting (though that comes up!), but also relationships, identity, and all the things they’ve been dying to say out loud. So, grab your tea (and don’t touch mine) – let’s talk.

Publisher
Caroline Parker
Category
kids & family
Language
en
Explicit
Yes
First episode
11 Jun 2025
Latest episode
21 Oct 2026
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Latest episodes

2 of 24 episodes have a transcript.

  1. 21 Oct 2026TRANSCRIPT

    Is It Just Us?! Separate Beds, Alarm Clocks & Billionaire Fantasies

  2. 14 Oct 2026TRANSCRIPT

    Date Night Dilemmas, Dirty Towels & The Traitors

  3. 20 May 2026

    S2 Ep15: The Truth About Modern Womanhood – Don’t Touch It | Ashley James

Inside a recent episode

Is It Just Us?! Separate Beds, Alarm Clocks & Billionaire Fantasies

Published 21 Oct 2026 · Transcript excerpt

[…] Yeah, I couldn't tell you the difference from this one and any other one. So there is also a $50 million diamond bra that was Kylie Jenner. That sequin thing was $50 million. Yes, that was all diamonds. Natural diamonds. I didn't know that. Yeah, $50 million, Kylie Jenner. People are upset because they were saying it shouldn't have been Kylie Jenner. Right, that aside... because I watch a lot of Kardashians, so I know that Kylie actually would have been really scared. And I was like, go Kylie, go. Like me cheering on a billionaire. Yeah, she needed that. But what would you do with 50 million dollars? […]

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Who has been a guest on Don't Touch It

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  • Ashley James
  • Toby
  • Mikey
  • Kerri Northcott
  • Nadia Anya

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Apple Podcasts (US)
5.0 / 5
10 ratings
Spotify
4.1 / 5
228 ratings

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Who hosts Don't Touch It?

Kyle host the show. Published by Caroline Parker.

How often do new episodes come out?

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