Vacationing in Transylvania, two brothers followed an armadillo into a cave. There, they found ancient recordings on wax cylinders and 8-tracks. And soon realized they had discovered the audio diary of Dracula!
A story of forbidden love, ruthless enemies, and the eternal struggle of a vampire and his mega-boomer derp winkee.
A story that seems to continue to today...
The special that's all about you--- the Winkee Huggers!
BFF Juan gives his weekly affirmation. Questions are answered in Ask Chardonnay! And we join in prayer with the matriarch of the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Traveling Ya-Yas, the Mo Fo Superior, Sister Agnes.
Your one-stop communications for all things DRACULA'S WINKEE!
7 Jul 2025
Dracula's Winkee Season 1 trailer!
While vacationing in Transylvania, two brothers followed an armadillo into a cave. And discovered the actual audio recordings of the long lost diary of Dracula!
Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, brings you SEASON ONE of the 10 episode series that changes vampiric lore forever. Unraveling a Prince of Darkness who once brought fear to the world. Fought holy warriors, deadly nun squads, and Vatican-sanctioned street pimps. And tasted forbidden love from countless victims who surrendered to his lust.
It's a story you will never forget. A story that seems to continue today...
3 Jul 2025
1st Annual Winkee Huggers Awards Show!
Chardonnay Wafflehutt hosts the "Dracula's Winkee" awards show, celebrating season one with Teabag McJoy, SD P'Tang, Juan the armadillo, Sister Agnes, and Dracula, highlighting fan appreciation.
19 Jan 2025
The Grand Finale! How are we still on?
The Prince of Darkness finally leaves the protection of Transylvania. The Enclave locks down every airport in Europe. Their best assassins wait in the target destinations of New York, Florida, and New Orleans!
Will Juan's plan to get Dracula to America work? Can he survive traveling economy class? And who is the enemy hot on his trail?
It's the Grand Finale, Winkee huggers!
12 Jan 2025
My Safe Word is 'Stroodlehymen'
Dracula and Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen recount their daring escape from the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Traveling Ya-Yas, revealing the secrets of their forbidden love and the true meaning of winkee bliss.
5 Jan 2025
Series Recap in 5 Words or less!
Sister Agnes, Teabag McJoy, and SD P'Tang call an emergency meeting to finalize the extermination of Dracula!
Chardonnay Wafflehutt hijacks the recording studio!
And legendary TV gameshow host, Sparky Guidonian, puts the pressure on the Enclave to name the Top 3 Destinations Dracula might escape to in America!
Can you name them?
29 Dec 2024
Her Name was Gretchen, with Two Big T's
Dracula wallows in a walk of shame after his night with Miriam, the American virgin. His mind can't help but wander to... Gretchen. Reliving the first time they met. And yeah. Probably doing the hummina hummina haaah.
As always, Juan is there to pick up the pieces. But most importantly, we finally answer the #1 fan request--- Chad the Hippie Werewolf pays a visit!
It's full moon fever, shrouded in a fog bank of weed.
22 Dec 2024
The Enemy Of My Enemy Still Hates Me
Teabag McJoy, holy warrior. Sister Agnes, the Mo Fo Superior. SD P'Tang, street pimp extraordinaire. Calling together the world's mightest heroes and enemies of Dracula!
Sit in on a meeting with THE ENCLAVE. Plans are set in stone. The net is cast. And scones are served.
All this... and Flathead Kate!
You're welcome.
15 Dec 2024
American Cuisine, with a side of Hummina-Hummina Haaa!
Erotica writer Melissa Vanderhump crafts a tender narrative about desire and power in 'American Cuisine, with a side of Hummina-Hummina Haaa!'
8 Dec 2024
Where There is Juan, There is Two
Dracula's new love interest Miriam arrives in town, eager to test the legendary passions of the Prince of Darkness, but will she be the one to end his prolonged dry spell?
29 Nov 2024
Tonight's Menu- Green Tea, Sticky Buns, & Death!
Legendary narrator Chardonnay Wafflehutt delves into the dark world of Dracula's foes, exploring the Enclave's plans to defeat the Lord of the Undead with ancient warrior and Vatican-sanctioned spy allies.
23 Nov 2024
All Paranormal & No Romance Makes Drac a Dull Boy
Dracula seeks to escape his torturous nightmares of lost love, Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen.
Watching TV and opening fan mail only reminds the Prince of Darkness how he no longer fits into the modern world. Have the sexual demands of paranormal romance become too unrealistic for a mega-boomer derp vampire?
Then, BFF Juan pitches a plan to fix everything. Because that's what BFF's do.
17 Nov 2024
The Undead Have No Retirement Plan
Halloween is never over!
Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, begins to unravel the actual audio diary of Dracula!
Bringing fear to the villages of Transylvania. Escaping the most ruthless Vatican-sanctioned enemies. And daring to taste forbidden love with the only woman to own Dracula's black heart, Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen!
A story centuries old. A story that seems to continue through to today...
14 Nov 2024
Dracula Exposed! Interview with a Winkee
Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, travels to a secret location to interview an insider with direct knowledge of the Prince of Darkness!
Are the ancient audio recordings found in Transylvania the diary of Dracula? Did the two brothers who discovered them really follow an armadillo into a cave? Who are Teabag McJoy, SD P'Tang, and the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Travelling Ya-Yas?
And most importantly, is it possible that Dracula still exists today?
Are you ready for the truth?
9 Nov 2024
Sneak a Peek at DRACULA'S WINKEE!
Legendary Hollywood narrator Chardonnay Wafflehutt gives us a sneak peek into the mysterious history of Dracula, his friends and foes, and yes--- his Winkee!
Did two brothers in Transylvania follow an armadillo into a cave to find ancient recordings? Could the Prince of Darkness be among us today? The answers are here. On the only podcast that delivers the actual diary of Dracula!
Who has been a guest on Dracula's Winkee
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Teabag McJoy
SD P'Tang
Juan the armadillo
Sister Agnes
Dracula
Reach and audience
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YouTube views
616
Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025
Apple Podcasts (US)
5.0 / 5
1 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 29 / 100
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Social presence
0
YouTube
66
Engagement
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