It's the first episode in an immense amount of time, but Drive and Jive is back! The first half of the Episode is, something, honestly no idea what. The second half of the episode however features the boys and guests (Nick Wick and Quark) going on a journey across England to let everyone in the world know that they love and are from England.
26 Apr 2021
Family Guy & Incessant Noise
[S0E11] As TheBaby says, Let Us Go! We have returned! After a long hiatus due to preparations for the upcoming war with China, we have returned with content to make your rectum tingle and your Kris Kringle. This episode is about, something? We talk about Family Guy a moderate amount and from there I honestly have no idea whatsoever, so, enjoy!
29 Jan 2021
The Two Most Beautiful Things & The Birthcelebration
[S0E10] It's Mike's Birthday, but who gives a fuck about that? That's right, it's Day After Tesla Model S/X refresh day! The boys talk about several facets of EVs for quite a while, while Mike continually orgasms at the thought of the White and Walnut interior of the soon-to-be-in-his-driveway 2021 Model X. On top of all that, the boys run into a new employee at Starbucks, the stunning and elusive "Starbucks Girl." While Ethan is very much taken (a shit), Mike trips over his balls at the sight of her dishing out his all time #1 favorite life-sustaining shit-inducing elixer, Coffee.
28 Jan 2021
Parking Ticket & Racoon Fuck
[S0E9A2] The second episode of the After Hours format, after parking in New Hope, Mike receives a parking ticket for no reason (even though he paid through the bloody fooking app) and writes an eloquent email to the police department, "thine all art bastards." Raccoon Ryan joins the boys as they aimlessly cruise, talking about the attrocities they committed as children and occasionally listening to background music.
28 Jan 2021
Sounding Kits & Horror Road
[S0E8] The first of a 2 part episode, this episode addresses the deep philosophical meanings of shoving a curved metal tube up your dickhole for immense stimulation.
13 Jan 2021
Bonus: Game Night
[S0B1] Nearly 50 minutes of unedited gameplay audio from Nick Wick's birthday party. Listen to Mike scream and crush the opposition with his vast knowledge of tools, gemstones, and fighter aircraft while Ethan is immediately ejected from 5 Second Rule for saying "Poop."
13 Jan 2021
Diecide & Self Love (Feat. Andrew Yang and Quark)
[S0E7] Quark from Ferenginar comes to teach the boys about profit, the Bible of Finance, and how killing your gods is the way to achieve unlimited latinum. The boys, and Ferengi Man also share their ambitious plans to get Andrew Yang to come on the show so that Ethan can give him a big smooch.
13 Jan 2021
The Universe's Biggest Wawa & Orjazzmic Ratatouille
[S0E6] This is the first of the After Hours subseries. A somewhat more muted and wrinkly version of the regular show, complete with background music and contemplation, as well as a small and healthy dose of the classic, "I shitted my pants."
13 Jan 2021
Teen Titans, Die! & The World's Ugliest Man
[S0E5] One of Ethan's buddies, Ryan (not the Ferengi one) hops in the backseat to bring another fecal voice to the group. In this episode, the boys find the world's ugliest man at a supercharger, and also venture to Philadelphia the land birthplace of democracy and Gritty, my sleep paralysis demon.
13 Jan 2021
Big Marty: Surveyor of Intercourse & Kanye: Better Than You
[S0E4] Tesla spotting, dense cemeteries, and Candice Flynn's obsession with the bust. All this and more on this episode of Drive & Jive.
13 Jan 2021
Call Me Carsuus & Making New Friends
[S0E3] After a slight bought of road rage the boys roam the streets talking about the latest news on Carsongate, the sadness and joy that a Wendy's can bring, and the heartbreaking sorrow of losing all your friends to a gargantuan soul eating monster known as, "Higher Education."
13 Jan 2021
New Years & Cum Cures (Feat. Dr. Anthony Fatcock)
[S0E2] The Earth has completed a single rotation around it's parent star Sol and now we will talk about it. The same kinda shitface monkey moment stuff you're used to, just with more 2021. This year can't go horribly wrong too... right?
13 Jan 2021
First Guests & Stellar Conflict
[S0E1] The first two guests arrive on the show, Nick Wick, leader of the Zeon, and AAAAAron Harris, Prince of some godforsaken shithole in Europe. On this episode we have a brief discussion about musical theatre followed by the first of many long rants about the Star Wars franchise and how the sequels are fucking garbage.
13 Jan 2021
Chaos & Christmas
[S0E0] The inaugural test episode of Drive & Jive. Two teens, Mike and Ethan cruise around in a Tesla Model 3 and talk about the absurdity of human existence, the malstrom of feces present in the bowels of all mankind, and the women who hold their hearts in their hands like fragile little birds.
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