- 29
- Episodes
- 13
- Transcribed
- 19
- Ratings
- Daily
- Cadence
- 2025
- First episode
About Earth to Gert
Earth to Gert is a raw, honest podcast about mental health, healing, and what it really takes to feel better—from someone who’s lived it. I’m Gert: a health coach, mom of twins, recovering codependent, and classic U-Haul lesbian who spent most of my life battling anxiety, depression, and suicidal ideation. This show isn’t about perfection or pretending. It’s about doing the work—whatever that looks like for you. Each week, I dive into the raw, messy, beautiful process of healing the brain, regulating the nervous system, and creating a life that feels like yours. Sometimes it’s just me, sometimes I bring in guests from my own life who have powerful stories to tell. Expect blunt honesty, some swearing, and a whole lot of love. New episodes every Thursday from Mental Health Awareness Month (May) through Suicide Awareness Month (September).
- Publisher
- Gert Collier
- Category
- education · health & fitness · society & culture
- Language
- en
- Explicit
- Yes
- First episode
- 1 May 2025
- Latest episode
- 6 Aug 2026
Latest episodes
13 of 29 episodes have a transcript.

6 Aug 2026TRANSCRIPT
This Side of the Glass

23 Jul 2026TRANSCRIPT
From Hartford to Harlem with Dani

9 Jul 2026TRANSCRIPT
Cannonballs & Community with Terry
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This Side of the Glass
Published 6 Aug 2026 · Transcript excerpt
[…] And while I was sitting on my desk, I would draw a box while I did that. And I would just maybe do that a few times. I think that's actually what snipers use before they take somebody out. I don't know if that's true. Somebody can correct me if it's not. My other favorite one is the 478. It's an inhale for four, hold for seven, and exhale for eight. This is my meditation one, my before bed relaxation technique, which brings me to tools number five and six, my nighttime routine of meditation and journaling. One thing I want to highlight with meditation is that it does not clear my mind. I am not trying to achieve silence in my brain. […]
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- Dani
- Terry
- Tom
- An Anonymous Friend
- Kim
Reach and audience
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- Apple Podcasts (US)
- 5.0 / 5
- 14 ratings
- Spotify
- 5.0 / 5
- 5 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 18 / 100
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- Quality
- 15
- Social presence
- 0
- YouTube
- 0
- Engagement
- 51
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Who hosts Earth to Gert?
Gert host the show. Published by Gert Collier.
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