- 14
- Episodes
- Weekly
- Cadence
- 2025
- First episode
About EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread
Welcome to The Quick And The Dread - now in audio form... Journey into the weird and wild tall tales of Dan Long's horror-comedy anthology via an array of amazing vocal talent. From spooky seances to doomed dates, haunted tech to reanimated birds, it's time to plug in, suspend disbelief and step into the unknown... and catch EARWORMS! danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast)
- Publisher
- Dan Long
- Category
- fiction
- Language
- en
- Explicit
- No
- First episode
- 2 Aug 2025
- Latest episode
- 26 Sept 2026
Latest episodes
14 episodes in the feed.
26 Sept 2026
CHARACTER BUILDING - EARWORMS VERSION
CHARACTER BUILDING by Dan Long Narrated by Eleanor A viral trend sweeps the world before everyone realises it has deadly consequences… This short story is an audio Earworm from The Quick And The Dread - an online anthology of weird tales written by Dan Long. You can find the original written version of this story right here (https://danlong.substack.com/p/character-building). And if you enjoyed it, you can read or listen to more stories FOR FREE at danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com/), or by searching for EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread wherever you get your favourite podcasts. Thanks for listening… and please: stay dreadful! CREDITS: Story by Dan Long * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette (https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette) * Twitter - https://x.com/mrteamcorvette (https://x.com/mrteamcorvette) * Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social (https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social) * Threads - https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette (https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette) * Spotify - EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread (https://open.spotify.com/show/6Xg0JnL1iJioCQv3a5whGj?si=yU1MIrQCQeObGR28RzsrtQ) * Substack - danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com) Narrated by Eleanor * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/musechick/ (https://www.instagram.com/musechick/) * Twitter - https://x.com/musechick/ (https://x.com/musechick/) Audio production by K Galaxia * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/ (https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/) * YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia (https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia) The Quick And The Dread - and the EARWORMS audio versions - are free for everyone and they always will be. If you are able to help spread the word and share any stories you enjoy, that would be amazing and hugely appreciated. However, if you WOULD like to go a step further, you can also support me by buying me a coffee (http://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette). BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE…. You can also pick up a set of button pin badges (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras) to celebrate how DREADFUL you are - and show your love of The Quick And The Dread and Earworms too. They are available in limited numbers, while stocks last, right here (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras). Thanks for reading The Quick And The Dread! Subscribe for free to support my work and to receive new stories delivered to your inbox. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1)
6 Sept 2026
DELUGE - EARWORMS VERSION
Deluge by Dan Long Narrated by Ian Higton In the dark depths of the night there’s water, water everywhere and not one wink of sleep… This short story is an audio Earworm from The Quick And The Dread - an online anthology of weird tales written by Dan Long. You can find the original written version of this story right here (https://danlong.substack.com/p/deluge). And if you enjoyed it, you can read or listen to more stories FOR FREE at danlong.substack.com (http://danlong.substack.com), or by searching for EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread wherever you get your favourite podcasts. Thanks for listening… and please: stay dreadful! CREDITS: Story by Dan Long * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette (https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette) * Twitter - https://x.com/mrteamcorvette (https://x.com/mrteamcorvette) * Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social (https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social) * Threads - https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette (https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette) * Spotify - EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread (https://open.spotify.com/show/6Xg0JnL1iJioCQv3a5whGj?si=yU1MIrQCQeObGR28RzsrtQ) * Substack - danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com) Narrated by Ian Higton * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/ian_higton/ (https://www.instagram.com/ian_higton/) * Twitter - https://x.com/IanHigton (https://x.com/IanHigton) * BlueSky - https://bsky.app/profile/ianhigton.bsky.social (https://bsky.app/profile/ianhigton.bsky.social) * Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/platform32 (https://www.twitch.tv/platform32) * YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/platform32 (https://www.youtube.com/platform32) Audio production by K Galaxia * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/ (https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/) * YouTube -https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia (https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia) The Quick And The Dread - and the EARWORMS audio versions - are free for everyone and they always will be. If you are able to help spread the word and share any stories you enjoy, that would be amazing and hugely appreciated. However, if you WOULD like to go a step further, you can also support me by buying me a coffee (http://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette). BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE…. You can also pick up a set of button pin badges (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras) to celebrate how DREADFUL you are - and show your love of The Quick And The Dread and Earworms too. They are available in limited numbers, while stocks last, right here (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras). Thanks for reading The Quick And The Dread! Subscribe for free to support my work and to receive new stories delivered to your inbox. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1)
15 Aug 2026
YOUR CARRIAGE AWAITS - EARWORMS VERSION
YOUR CARRIAGE AWAITS by Dan Long Narrated by Ben Kearns The occupants of an tube train are trapped - but is the real danger inside or outside the carriage? This short story is an audio Earworm from The Quick And The Dread - an online anthology of weird tales written by Dan Long. You can find the original written version of this story right here (https://open.substack.com/pub/danlong/p/the-carriage-awaits). And if you enjoyed it, you can read or listen to more stories FOR FREE at danlong.substack.com (http://danlong.substack.com), or by searching for EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread wherever you get your favourite podcasts. Thanks for listening… and please: stay dreadful! CREDITS: Story by Dan Long * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette (https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette) * Twitter - https://x.com/mrteamcorvette (https://x.com/mrteamcorvette) * Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social (https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social) * Threads - https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette (https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette) * Spotify - EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread (https://open.spotify.com/show/6Xg0JnL1iJioCQv3a5whGj?si=yU1MIrQCQeObGR28RzsrtQ) * Substack - danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com) Narrated by Ben Kearns * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/benkearns96reels (https://www.instagram.com/benkearns96reels) * Twitter - https://x.com/BenKearns6 (https://x.com/BenKearns6) * TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@benkearns96 (https://www.tiktok.com/@benkearns96) Audio production by K Galaxia * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/ (https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/) * YouTube -https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia (https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia) The Quick And The Dread - and the EARWORMS audio versions - are free for everyone and they always will be. If you are able to help spread the word and share any stories you enjoy, that would be amazing and hugely appreciated. However, if you WOULD like to go a step further, you can also support me by buying me a coffee (http://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette). BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE…. You can also pick up a set of button pin badges (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras) to celebrate how DREADFUL you are - and show your love of The Quick And The Dread and Earworms too. They are available in limited numbers, while stocks last, right here (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras). Thanks for reading The Quick And The Dread! Subscribe for free to support my work and to receive new stories delivered to your inbox. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1)
18 Jul 2026
MAY CAUSE DIZZINESS - EARWORMS VERSION
MAY CAUSE DIZZINESS by Dan LongNarrated by Storm Stewart A miracle drug comes with some seriously strange side effects… This short story is an audio Earworm from The Quick And The Dread - an online anthology of weird tales written by Dan Long.You can find the original written version of this story right here (https://danlong.substack.com/p/may-cause-dizziness).And if you enjoyed it, you can read or listen to more stories FOR FREE at danlong.substack.com (http://danlong.substack.com), or by searching for EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread wherever you get your favourite podcasts. Thanks for listening… and please: stay dreadful! CREDITS: Story by Dan Long * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette (https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette) * Twitter - https://x.com/mrteamcorvette (https://x.com/mrteamcorvette) * Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social (https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social) * Threads - https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette (https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette) * Spotify - EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread (https://open.spotify.com/show/6Xg0JnL1iJioCQv3a5whGj?si=yU1MIrQCQeObGR28RzsrtQ) * Substack - danlong.subtack.com (http://danlong.substack.com) Narrated by Storm Stewart * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stormjstewart (https://www.instagram.com/stormjstewart?igsh=MWw3aTUzbXlsNGtnMg==) * Threads - https://www.threads.com/@stormjstewart (https://www.threads.com/@stormjstewart?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==) * Twitter - https://x.com/stormyjazzy (https://x.com/stormyjazzy) * BlueSky - https://bsky.app/profile/stormjstewart.bsky.social (https://bsky.app/profile/stormjstewart.bsky.social) Audio production by K Galaxia * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/ (https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/) * YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia (https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia) The Quick And The Dread - and the EARWORMS audio versions - are free for everyone and they always will be. If you are able to help spread the word and share any stories you enjoy, that would be amazing and hugely appreciated. However, if you WOULD like to go a step further, you can also support me by buying me a coffee (http://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette). BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE…. You can also pick up a set of button pin badges (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras) to celebrate how DREADFUL you are - and show your love of The Quick And The Dread and Earworms too. They are available in limited numbers, while stocks last, right here (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras). Thanks for reading The Quick And The Dread! Subscribe for free to support my work and to receive new stories delivered to your inbox. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1)
4 Jul 2026
MONUMENT TO SOMEWHERE - EARWORMS VERSION
MONUMENT TO SOMEWHERE by Dan LongNarrated by Marcus Bronzy Working late means a long underground walk – but are the tunnels as empty as they seem? This short story is an audio Earworm from The Quick And The Dread - an online anthology of weird tales written by Dan Long.You can find the original written version of this story right here (https://open.substack.com/pub/danlong/p/monument-to-somewhere?r=2vi9yn&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true).And if you enjoyed it, you can read or listen to more stories FOR FREE at danlong.substack.com (http://danlong.substack.com), or by searching for EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread wherever you get your favourite podcasts. Thanks for listening… and please: stay dreadful! CREDITS: Story by Dan Long * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette (https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette) * Twitter - https://x.com/mrteamcorvette (https://x.com/mrteamcorvette) * Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social (https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social) * Threads - https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette (https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette) * Spotify - EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread (https://open.spotify.com/show/6Xg0JnL1iJioCQv3a5whGj?si=yU1MIrQCQeObGR28RzsrtQ) * Substack - danlong.subtack.com (http://danlong.substack.com) Narrated by Marcus Bronzy * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/marcusbronzy (https://www.instagram.com/marcusbronzy) * Twitter - https://x.com/MarcusBronzy (https://x.com/MarcusBronzy) * Ain’t Got A Clue Podcast (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbnNTSE1ZTTkwZVZ1dkptN1M2dEE0U2VRYVdqUXxBQ3Jtc0tuMTN0T1FLeXNqZE80a1JOQTllLUgwVFdScXhTR1ZIcTJKT2V1bldyWTN1WThxR2tTenZDSDBZRGNaRGNoZDNGc215X1RDZExIeEloRTk1cmxNQ2JqeDJidjcxaW5YaWZiN29WTmw2YTU1THplQ2RJcw&q=https%3A%2F%2Flinktr.ee%2Faintgotaclue&v=YwrAZjUexM0) * How To Kill An Hour Podcast (https://linktr.ee/howtokillanhour) Audio production by K Galaxia * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/ (https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/) * YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia (https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia) The Quick And The Dread - and the EARWORMS audio versions - are free for everyone and they always will be. If you are able to help spread the word and share any stories you enjoy, that would be amazing and hugely appreciated. However, if you WOULD like to go a step further, you can also support me by buying me a coffee (http://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette). BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE…. You can also pick up a set of button pin badges (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras) to celebrate how DREADFUL you are - and show your love of The Quick And The Dread and Earworms too. They are available in limited numbers, while stocks last, right here (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras). Thanks for reading The Quick And The Dread! Subscribe for free to support my work and to receive new stories delivered to your inbox. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1)
6 Dec 2025
THE NIGHT ABOVE CHRISTMAS - EARWORMS VERSION
THE NIGHT ABOVE CHRISTMAS by Dan Long Narrated by Ellie Rhodes In space, when you’re all alone, the holiday season can seem very far away… This short story is an audio Earworm from The Quick And The Dread - an online anthology of weird tales written by Dan Long. You can find the original written version of this story right here (https://danlong.substack.com/p/the-night-above-christmas). And if you enjoyed it, you can read or listen to more stories FOR FREE at danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com), or by searching for EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread wherever you get your favourite podcasts. Thanks for listening… and please: stay dreadful! CREDITS: Story by Dan Long * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette (https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette) * Twitter - https://x.com/mrteamcorvette (https://x.com/mrteamcorvette) * Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social (https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social) * Threads - https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette (https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette) * Spotify - EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread (https://open.spotify.com/show/6Xg0JnL1iJioCQv3a5whGj?si=yU1MIrQCQeObGR28RzsrtQ) * Substack - danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com) Narrated by Ellie Rhodes * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/elliejoypanic/ (https://www.instagram.com/elliejoypanic/) * Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/elliejoypanic.bsky.social (https://bsky.app/profile/elliejoypanic.bsky.social) * Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/elliejoypanic (https://www.twitch.tv/elliejoypanic) * YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@elliejoypanic (https://www.youtube.com/@elliejoypanic) Audio production by K Galaxia * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/ (https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/) * YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia (https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia) The Quick And The Dread - and the EARWORMS audio versions - are free for everyone and they always will be. If you are able to help spread the word and share any stories you enjoy, that would be amazing and hugely appreciated. However, if you WOULD like to go a step further, you can also support me by buying me a coffee (http://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette). BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE…. You can also pick up a set of button pin badges (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras) to celebrate how DREADFUL you are - and show your love of The Quick And The Dread and Earworms too. They are available in limited numbers, while stocks last, right here (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras). Thanks for reading The Quick And The Dread! Subscribe for free to support my work and to receive new stories delivered to your inbox. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1)
22 Nov 2025
THE FIRST DODO - EARWORMS VERSION
THE FIRST DODO by Dan Long Narrated by Eleanor Science, religion and ambition collide during a press conference at London Zoo… This short story is an audio Earworm from The Quick And The Dread - an online anthology of weird tales written by Dan Long. You can find the original written version of this story right here (https://danlong.substack.com/p/the-first-dodo). And if you enjoyed it, you can read or listen to more stories FOR FREE at danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com), or by searching for EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread wherever you get your favourite podcasts. Thanks for listening… and please: stay dreadful! CREDITS: Story by Dan Long * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette (https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette) * Twitter - https://x.com/mrteamcorvette (https://x.com/mrteamcorvette) * Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social (https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social) * Threads - https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette (https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette) * Spotify - EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread (https://open.spotify.com/show/6Xg0JnL1iJioCQv3a5whGj?si=yU1MIrQCQeObGR28RzsrtQ) * Substack - danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com) Narrated by Eleanor * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/musechick/ (https://www.instagram.com/musechick/) * Twitter - https://x.com/musechick/ (https://x.com/musechick/) Audio production by K Galaxia * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/ (https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/) * YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia (https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia) The Quick And The Dread - and the EARWORMS audio versions - are free for everyone and they always will be. If you are able to help spread the word and share any stories you enjoy, that would be amazing and hugely appreciated. However, if you WOULD like to go a step further, you can also support me by buying me a coffee (http://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette). BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE…. You can also pick up a set of button pin badges (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras) to celebrate how DREADFUL you are - and show your love of The Quick And The Dread and Earworms too. They are available in limited numbers, while stocks last, right here (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras). Thanks for reading The Quick And The Dread! Subscribe for free to support my work and to receive new stories delivered to your inbox. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1)
2 Nov 2025
ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE - EARWORMS VERSION
ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE by Dan Long Narrated by Millicent Thomas A shortcut to success brings strange results to the life of an untalented artist… This short story is an audio Earworm from The Quick And The Dread - an online anthology of weird tales written by Dan Long. You can find the original written version of this story right here (https://danlong.substack.com/p/almost-impossible). And if you enjoyed it, you can read or listen to more stories FOR FREE at danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com/), or by searching for EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread wherever you get your favourite podcasts. Thanks for listening… and please: stay dreadful! CREDITS: Story by Dan Long * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette (https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette) * Twitter - https://x.com/mrteamcorvette (https://x.com/mrteamcorvette) * Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social (https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social) * Threads - https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette (https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette) * Spotify - EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread (https://open.spotify.com/show/6Xg0JnL1iJioCQv3a5whGj?si=yU1MIrQCQeObGR28RzsrtQ) * Substack - danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com) Narrated by Millicent Thomas * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/whatmillread (https://www.instagram.com/whatmillread) * Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/millicenttho (https://bsky.app/profile/millicenttho) Audio production by K Galaxia * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/ (https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/) * YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia (https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia) The Quick And The Dread - and the EARWORMS audio versions - are free for everyone and they always will be. If you are able to help spread the word and share any stories you enjoy, that would be amazing and hugely appreciated. However, if you WOULD like to go a step further, you can also support me by buying me a coffee (http://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette). BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE…. You can also pick up a set of button pin badges (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras) to celebrate how DREADFUL you are - and show your love of The Quick And The Dread and Earworms too. They are available in limited numbers, while stocks last, right here (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras). Thanks for reading The Quick And The Dread! Subscribe for free to support my work and to receive new stories delivered to your inbox. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1)
30 Oct 2025
SEND IT, CHEF! - EARWORMS VERSION
SEND IT, CHEF! by Dan Long Narrated by Ellie Rhodes An old recipe book serves up delicious meals - and an unexpected friendship… This short story is an audio Earworm from The Quick And The Dread - an online anthology of weird tales written by Dan Long. You can find the original written version of this story right here (https://danlong.substack.com/p/send-it-chef). And if you enjoyed it, you can read or listen to more stories FOR FREE at danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com), or by searching for EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread wherever you get your favourite podcasts. Thanks for listening… and please: stay dreadful! CREDITS: Story by Dan Long * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette (https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette) * Twitter - https://x.com/mrteamcorvette (https://x.com/mrteamcorvette) * Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social (https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social) * Threads - https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette (https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette) * Spotify - EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread (https://open.spotify.com/show/6Xg0JnL1iJioCQv3a5whGj?si=yU1MIrQCQeObGR28RzsrtQ) * Substack - danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com) Narrated by Ellie Rhodes * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/elliejoypanic/ (https://www.instagram.com/elliejoypanic/) * Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/elliejoypanic.bsky.social (https://bsky.app/profile/elliejoypanic.bsky.social) * Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/elliejoypanic (https://www.twitch.tv/elliejoypanic) * YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@elliejoypanic (https://www.youtube.com/@elliejoypanic) Audio production by K Galaxia * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/ (https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/) * YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia (https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia) The Quick And The Dread - and the EARWORMS audio versions - are free for everyone and they always will be. If you are able to help spread the word and share any stories you enjoy, that would be amazing and hugely appreciated. However, if you WOULD like to go a step further, you can also support me by buying me a coffee (http://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette). BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE…. You can also pick up a set of button pin badges (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras) to celebrate how DREADFUL you are - and show your love of The Quick And The Dread and Earworms too. They are available in limited numbers, while stocks last, right here (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras). Thanks for reading The Quick And The Dread! Subscribe for free to support my work and to receive new stories delivered to your inbox. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1)
7 Oct 2025
COULDN'T SCARE LESS! - EARWORMS VERSION
Couldn’t Scare Less! by Dan Long Narrated by Tamoor Hussain A podcast host gets the inside scoop on his guest’s creepy childhood trauma... This short story is an audio Earworm from The Quick And The Dread - an online anthology of weird tales written by Dan Long. You can find the original written version of this story right here (https://danlong.substack.com/p/couldnt-scare-less). And if you enjoyed it, you can read or listen to more stories FOR FREE at danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com), or by searching for EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread wherever you get your favourite podcasts. Thanks for listening… and please: stay dreadful! CREDITS: Story by Dan Long * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette (https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette) * Twitter - https://x.com/mrteamcorvette (https://x.com/mrteamcorvette) * Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social (https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social) * Threads - https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette (https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette) * Spotify - EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread (https://open.spotify.com/show/6Xg0JnL1iJioCQv3a5whGj?si=yU1MIrQCQeObGR28RzsrtQ) * Substack - danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com) Narrated by Tamoor Hussain * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/tamoorh/ (https://www.instagram.com/tamoorh/) * Twitter - https://x.com/tamoorh (https://x.com/tamoorh) Audio production by K Galaxia * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/ (https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/) * YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia (https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia) The Quick And The Dread - and the EARWORMS audio versions - are free for everyone and they always will be. If you are able to help spread the word and share any stories you enjoy, that would be amazing and hugely appreciated. However, if you WOULD like to go a step further, you can also support me by buying me a coffee (http://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette). BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE…. You can also pick up a set of button pin badges (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras) to celebrate how DREADFUL you are - and show your love of The Quick And The Dread and Earworms too. They are available in limited numbers, while stocks last, right here (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras). Thanks for reading The Quick And The Dread! Subscribe for free to support my work and to receive new stories delivered to your inbox. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1)
27 Sept 2025
WALLDAY'S WONDER - EARWORMS VERSION
WALLDAY’S WONDER by Dan Long Narrated by Kara Dennison A Victorian ‘tech bro’ prepares to present a brand new invention to the world… This short story is an audio Earworm from The Quick And The Dread - an online anthology of weird tales written by Dan Long. You can find the original written version of this story right here (https://danlong.substack.com/p/walldays-wonder). And if you enjoyed it, you can read or listen to more stories FOR FREE at danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com), or by searching for EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread wherever you get your favourite podcasts. Thanks for listening… and please: stay dreadful! CREDITS:Story by Dan Long * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette (https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette) * Twitter - https://x.com/mrteamcorvette (https://x.com/mrteamcorvette) * Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social (https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social) * Threads - https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette (https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette) * Spotify - EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread (https://open.spotify.com/show/6Xg0JnL1iJioCQv3a5whGj?si=yU1MIrQCQeObGR28RzsrtQ) * Substack - danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com) Narrated by Kara Dennison * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/rubycosmos/ (https://www.instagram.com/rubycosmos/) * Twitter - https://x.com/RubyCosmos (https://x.com/RubyCosmos) Audio production by K Galaxia * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/ (https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/) * YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia (https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia) The Quick And The Dread - and the EARWORMS audio versions - are free for everyone and they always will be. If you are able to help spread the word and share any stories you enjoy, that would be amazing and hugely appreciated. However, if you WOULD like to go a step further, you can also support me by buying me a coffee (http://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette). BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE…. You can also pick up a set of button pin badges (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras) to celebrate how DREADFUL you are - and show your love of The Quick And The Dread and Earworms too. They are available in limited numbers, while stocks last, right here (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras). Thanks for reading The Quick And The Dread! Subscribe for free to support my work and to receive new stories delivered to your inbox. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1)
20 Sept 2025
CUPID'S ARROW - EARWORMS VERSION
CUPID’S ARROW by Dan Long Narrated by Lucy James A dating app addict waits for his latest romantic conquest to arrive… This short story is an audio Earworm from The Quick And The Dread - an online anthology of weird tales written by Dan Long. You can find the original written version of this story right here (https://danlong.substack.com/p/cupids-arrow). And if you enjoyed it, you can read or listen to more stories FOR FREE at danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com), or by searching for EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread wherever you get your favourite podcasts. Thanks for listening… and please: stay dreadful! CREDITS: Story by Dan Long * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette (https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette) * Twitter - https://x.com/mrteamcorvette (https://x.com/mrteamcorvette) * Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social (https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social) * Threads - https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette (https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette) * Spotify - EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread (https://open.spotify.com/show/6Xg0JnL1iJioCQv3a5whGj?si=yU1MIrQCQeObGR28RzsrtQ) * Substack - danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com) Narrated by Lucy James * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/lucyjamesgames (https://www.instagram.com/lucyjamesgames) * Twitter - https://x.com/lucyjamesgames (https://x.com/lucyjamesgames) Audio production by K Galaxia * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/ (https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/) * YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia (https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia) The Quick And The Dread - and the EARWORMS audio versions - are free for everyone and they always will be. If you are able to help spread the word and share any stories you enjoy, that would be amazing and hugely appreciated. However, if you WOULD like to go a step further, you can also support me by buying me a coffee (http://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette). BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE…. You can also pick up a set of button pin badges (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras) to celebrate how DREADFUL you are - and show your love of The Quick And The Dread and Earworms too. They are available in limited numbers, while stocks last, right here (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras). Thanks for reading The Quick And The Dread! Subscribe for free to support my work and to receive new stories delivered to your inbox. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1)
23 Aug 2025
THE VEIL - EARWORMS VERSION
THE VEIL by Dan Long Narrated by Ben Kearns A medium introduces new clients to the spirit realm in the hope of lining his pockets… This short story is an audio Earworm from The Quick And The Dread - an online anthology of weird tales written by Dan Long. You can find the original written version of this story right here (https://danlong.substack.com/p/the-veil). And if you enjoyed it, you can read or listen to more stories FOR FREE at danlong.substack.com (http://danlong.substack.com), or by searching for EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread wherever you get your favourite podcasts. Thanks for listening… and please: stay dreadful! CREDITS: Story by Dan Long * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette (https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette) * Twitter - https://x.com/mrteamcorvette (https://x.com/mrteamcorvette) * Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social (https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social) * Threads - https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette (https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette) * Spotify - EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread (https://open.spotify.com/show/6Xg0JnL1iJioCQv3a5whGj?si=yU1MIrQCQeObGR28RzsrtQ) * Substack - https://danlong.substack.com (http://danlong.substack.com/) Narrated by Ben Kearns * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/benkearns96reels (https://www.instagram.com/benkearns96reels) * Twitter - https://x.com/BenKearns6 (https://x.com/BenKearns6) * TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@benkearns96 (https://www.tiktok.com/@benkearns96) Audio production by K Galaxia * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/ (https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/) * YouTube -https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia (https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia) The Quick And The Dread - and the EARWORMS audio versions - are free for everyone and they always will be. If you are able to help spread the word and share any stories you enjoy, that would be amazing and hugely appreciated. However, if you WOULD like to go a step further, you can also support me by buying me a coffee (http://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette). BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE…. You can also pick up a set of button pin badges (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras) to celebrate how DREADFUL you are - and show your love of The Quick And The Dread and Earworms too. They are available in limited numbers, while stocks last, right here (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras). Thanks for reading The Quick And The Dread! Subscribe for free to support my work and to receive new stories delivered to your inbox. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1)
2 Aug 2025
FIRST THING - EARWORMS VERSION
FIRST THING by Dan Long Narrated by Tamoor Hussain In that moment between sleeping and waking, horrors will always find their way in… This short story is an audio Earworm from The Quick And The Dread - an online anthology of weird tales written by Dan Long. You can find the original written version of this story right here (https://danlong.substack.com/p/first-thing). And if you enjoyed it, you can read or listen to more stories FOR FREE at danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com), or by searching for EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread wherever you get your favourite podcasts. Thanks for listening… and please: stay dreadful! CREDITS: Story by Dan Long * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette (https://www.instagram.com/mrteamcorvette) * Twitter - https://x.com/mrteamcorvette (https://x.com/mrteamcorvette) * Bluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social (https://bsky.app/profile/mrteamcorvette.bsky.social) * Threads - https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette (https://www.threads.com/@mrteamcorvette) * Substack - https://danlong.substack.com (http://danlong.substack.com/) * Spotify - EARWORMS - Audio Tales From The Quick And The Dread (https://open.spotify.com/show/6Xg0JnL1iJioCQv3a5whGj?si=yU1MIrQCQeObGR28RzsrtQ) Narrated by Tamoor Hussain * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/tamoorh/ (https://www.instagram.com/tamoorh/) * Twitter - https://x.com/tamoorh (https://x.com/tamoorh) Audio production by K Galaxia * Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/ (https://www.instagram.com/kgalaxia_igve/) * YouTube -https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia (https://www.youtube.com/@kgalaxia) The Quick And The Dread - and the EARWORMS audio versions - are free for everyone and they always will be. If you are able to help spread the word and share any stories you enjoy, that would be amazing and hugely appreciated. However, if you WOULD like to go a step further, you can also support me by buying me a coffee (http://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette). BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE…. You can also pick up a set of button pin badges (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras) to celebrate how DREADFUL you are - and show your love of The Quick And The Dread and Earworms too. They are available in limited numbers, while stocks last, right here (https://buymeacoffee.com/mrteamcorvette/extras). Thanks for reading The Quick And The Dread! Subscribe for free to support my work and to receive new stories delivered to your inbox. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit danlong.substack.com (https://danlong.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1)
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