Two former MMA fighters put up the gloves and pick up the micropho - psssyyychee - Aristeo and Oscar (Farmers Joe and Schmo) discuss things to the best of their ability.
Thanks to our friend Robbie (@digitalrobschro) for helping us re-write the national anthem to better fit this everchanging social landscape (it involves yodeling in a thick Asian accent). We talk about things and stuff, pretty racial. Also, who else likes to eat raw top ramen, leave a comment below.
Also follow Robbie he is funny and creative. Hee hee
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21 Mar 2021
Why Aren't There Any Jamaican Mormons?
With our friend Rani, anything is possible. Today we talk about most things, and also very few things. Obla di obla da.
We talk about Mormons, Jurassic Park, street fights, and why Portugal should just stop being a country already, we get it. Thanks again to our friend Rani for his half Lebanese perspective and for hitting our neighbor's mailbox.
16 Mar 2021
Booger Eaters
We were pretty high for this one. Coincidentally maybe our best one. Maybe I'm high right now?????
Thanks again to our friend Francis (aka Franduko) for adding a weesnaw to this barnyard.
11 Mar 2021
Quick Therapy Session/Mexicans Be Like
The Mexicans are at it again. We try to figure out how all Mexicans seem to be related yet still avoid incest, why corporal punishment is uhh, yeah and other nUAnCEs of our culture.
Follow our friend and goodass comedian Jovany (@youngpoodle_)
7 Mar 2021
Humanity's Biggest Mistake
It was Chex Mix. Our good friend Francis helps us tackle today's most pressing issues like: was Thanos right?, does the Sun have feelings?, and Chester the Cheetah.
3 Mar 2021
Size Kings
The very funny Steven Baaz comes in to help us realize the Catholic Church is not as chill as you might think . . . and on unrelated note we talk about our porn habits and recurring fantasies/"demonios."
28 Feb 2021
Shaggy Was an Engineer (Thanks, Ridley Scott)
Back again with ya boy Eric Hunter Jonessss. In this episode we have undeniable proof that the people inside the Teletubbies costumes were ACTUALLY . . . *knock on door* *mic cuts off* *dial tone*
24 Feb 2021
Uncle Sam Be Hitting the Sweet Spots
Ya boy Jovany (@youngpoodle_) comes through on a cold but sexy Saturday evening to talk of matters of the -- psychee we blaze it up and talk about slapping deli meats.
17 Feb 2021
Neo-Nazis are NOT Cool, Okay Chachi?
A big howdy-doo to comedian Eric Jones; he joins us today to talk about wypipo food, just how thick is Kate Winslet?, and eating the devil's breakfast (i.e. ass).
11 Feb 2021
Sponsored by Jimmy John's, the Rhino Murderers
We're back with lovely guest (and funny comedian, duh) Paul Curry (@facetatooine) and dig into Scooby Doo's racist past (ruh roh), why Greek statues are hairless, and Yugioh is a metaphor for God, I think?
3 Feb 2021
The Original Farmers, Take 2
El Coyote y la Mula/Farmers Joe and Schmo/Oscar and Aristeo start off by talking about big ass sloths, bathroom horror stories, wrestling bears and ruining our own childhoods. Featuring Pocholo Cruz (@ThePocholoCruz) of the podcast Pankration Philosophy. Hit that mf like and subscribe
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