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hey daughters!!🫧
i’m backkkkkk… from a surprise italy adventure. SURPRISE! i have hubby on to discuss our italy journeys. oh yes, hubby came too. he did his solo backpacking day pray love. and i went to a dance intensive on a italian vineyard, it was truly something out of a movie. we met up and went to the sea together for our 2 year wedding anniversary and it was just as romantic as it sounds. italymaxxing and finding ourselves!! this one is full of insight, vulnerability, and our classic bai and a banter. enjoy!
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0:00 – hi daughters, the hubby is back
0:57 – the trip breakdown: a dance retreat, a backpack, a beach town
2:58 – addressing the panic allegations
4:19 – nobody told us Italy closes from 2 to 7
5:40 – he got mad at a world food festival
7:23 – the saddest bowl of pasta in Torino
8:53 – this is where he needed his wife
9:21 – table for one (and a Michelin rejection)
10:38 – solo travel fixed something in him
13:10 – the longest a man has ever spoken on this podcast
13:21 – every trip before this was a work trip
15:19 – Torino, Bologna, Napoli: a new bed every night
17:24 – the Italy trip we were supposed to take in college
19:16 – Bailyn's dance retreat on a vineyard
21:47 – dance is for everyone, actually
24:22 – finally in the right room
25:23 – glamping, outdoor showers, and bears (a concern)
27:18 – skipping pilates is self-care + the no-jet-lag method
28:49 – true crime before breakfast
31:19 – dancing with no mirrors
35:15 – getting her voice back
37:25 – how an eldest daughter gets made
40:19 – let's get into the Italy food
42:28 – best meal, worst meal (taco night??)
44:40 – dessert every night and the slutty brownie's international reach
46:16 – what she's keeping for herself
47:54 – the beach town
49:23 – the home exchange apartment frozen in the 90s
52:01 – seconds from the Ligurian Sea
52:32 – a town run by grandmothers
55:48 – focaccia dipped in cappuccino
56:44 – the best pizza and an anniversary swordfish dinner
58:53 – wine on tap for under three euros
1:00:06 – the bread marathon
1:01:08 – two vintage bags, two suitcases, three shirts
1:03:00 – how we came back
1:05:32 – it's fall in New York
1:06:16 – two years married (we think)
17 Sept 2026
OUR WORST FIRST DATES EVER w/ MACY NINNESS
hey daughters! 🫧
wanna hear some crazy dating stories… yes please!! this week we have my childhood friend, macy ninness, on the show to discuss our most insane dating stories and a couple of yours too. we go on so many funny tangents about the wild world of first dates and situationships - it’s actually insane the scenarios men put us in on a casual friday evening for absolutely no reason. from panic attacks mid movie to a guy literally falling asleep naked on the toilet we truly cover it all! macy is the coolest dating correspondent a girl could ask for!! enjoy!
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0:00 – intro
0:20 – hi it's Macy, we've known each other since we were 13
0:55 – where do you fall in the birth order?
3:08 – our nieces came and took everything from us
8:20 – gen alpha thinks 2017 was a golden era and they're right
9:46 – the hair crimes: locks of love, 450 degrees, and the slick back that took our edges
13:48 – your sister is your biggest supporter and your biggest op
16:12 – "you look like a middle school boy who plays drums in his garage" ...thank you
18:22 – red hair, microbangs, and the two years I tried being a brunette
22:38 – dolly
25:35 – nobody listens to women between 50 and 70
29:19 – free bleeding, period diapers, and the tampon you're not allowed to carry
31:18 – if men had periods they would not last one day
31:47 – okay. dating stories. let's get into it.
33:27 – COUCH GUY: he does not sleep in a bed
41:13 – negging, bruised egos, and the biggest ick there is
42:47 – my first date with my husband was a catastrophe
45:27 – he took me to see Annabelle. he did not ask.
47:35 – "do you want me to pay for you?"
49:11 – the panic attack
51:32 – the 11am phone call and the rejection
53:41 – our freshman seminar was called Pros and Cons of Marxism
55:47 – a healthy amount of yearning
57:32 – nobody meets in real life anymore
1:01:36 – he drove me home and then I found him asleep on the toilet
1:05:26 – a girl I don't know hard launched my situationship
1:10:54 – can a situationship ever actually become a relationship
1:15:54 – a daughter wrote in: the juice bar incident
1:19:57 – a daughter wrote in: accidental polyamory
1:21:31 – can you have friends of the opposite sex? a debate.
1:24:20 – sans Sophie
1:30:05 – what actually changes when you get married
1:32:08 – being the single friend when everyone is coupled up
1:35:06 – a daughter wrote in: "what kind of women would you date?"
1:37:00 – the themed coffee shop tangent
1:41:04 – a daughter wrote in: this one isn't funny
1:42:13 – how men talk about their exes on a first date
1:44:43 – Shania Twain and the great husband swap
1:46:56 – send us more stories, we are begging
1:47:38 – she has a date on Friday (they met at an estate sale)
1:49:26 – bye daughters ✨
9 Sept 2026
NOSTALGIAMAXXING WITH MY BIG SISTER
hey daughters! 🫧
i don’t even know how to start this description. somehow i convinced the real eldest daughter to come on the pod. my big sister, taylor. once upon a time in like 2017 i dreamed of starting a podcast with my older sister and calling it “eldest daughter podcast.” little did i know one day i would start it without her (rude) and then force her to come on as a co-host (sweet). this is the ultimate sister lore episode. we talk about so many niche y2k childhood memories… teen dance lock-ins, entire bedroom walls of magazine clippings, stealing from dollar general, cropped baby phat puffer jackets, and sneaking into the floor section of a concert your friendemies excluded you from. it is a nostalgia juggernaut. enjoy!!
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Chapters:
0:00 – who's the real eldest daughter??
2:46 – i argued the principal into a parking spot
6:25 – the teachers who could not handle a loud girl
7:19 – my 10th grade english teacher hated me and idk why
9:38 – the tote ban of 2008 was so anti-woman
12:21 – she kicked my bag so i kicked hers
14:19 – bring back eye for an eye
16:58 – "wait, are you taylor's sister?"
17:45 – baby phat, apple bottoms, old navy flip flops in winter
20:24 – the body central pee incident: what happened next
21:52 – dollar general ballet flats and e.l.f. makeup (allegedly)
23:27 – magazine walls were pinterest before pinterest
24:20 – the usher and chris brown wall (+ a lloyd deep cut)
26:13 – growing up on a military base is the upside down
28:02 – i won the run it contest and almost got jumped
30:31 – they left me out of the concert so mom went to war
32:01 – mom had her at 16 (full lorelai and rory)
33:18 – $13 outfits and concert tickets from the grocery store
34:52 – i touched lloyd
36:47 – touching an artist used to be LORE
37:35 – the myspace top 8
38:30 – the stalker song: "put me on your top"
40:29 – h-o-e ♥ was the signature (and the limewire computer)
42:33 – burning soulja boy cds before he blew up
44:23 – we sent each other messages through the radio
45:11 – punch buggy law and the road trip seating charts
47:19 – the video ipod, elmo, and inventing backpack rap
50:02 – reality tv peaked on vh1, mtv, and oxygen
50:28 – we watched sammi fight jwoww live. we wrote the ancient texts.
55:06 – they called me a bimbo in the comments
55:57 – victoria's secret runs and making our brothers be "thong man"
57:09 – she got on the middle school bus to threaten everyone
59:17 – "you may not sign my cast"
60:15 – out of the sling and straight into a fight
61:44 – the wolfpack and the sierras
62:08 – i was 8 and i was her prom stylist
64:28 – the ed hardy heels and the $50 prom dress
68:36 – tanning bed rituals and playboy bunny stickers
69:38 – ok that's it bye daughters ✨
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