What do you get when you turn to a 90 year old and a her 30 year old grandson for advice? A few laughs, some generational confusion, and maybe some genuinely good advice! Submit to Call in at https://forms.gle/4z8qmJ4yzpLiagQXA
a simple question like "do i make time to see my family" deserves a simple answer, and a problem like your apartment being awful requires telling the truth about your ceiling...
28 Sept 2026
"many people actually like my feet" w/ Jelani Bell
everyone wants to talk bout dating! What to do when you're getting jaded with men at 25, and what to tell your friends who want stop chasin tail!
21 Sept 2026
009: "confrontation is scawwy" w Missy McIntosh
It's a show all about love today, what is too picky? what is too long without a partner? do most men suck?? we find out today!
24 Aug 2026
008: Gay Boyfriends for Girls
Clare and Ethan talk about queening out with your boyfriend, and how to force yourself to find the ick in someone when it just isn't meant to be.
18 Aug 2026
007: At least your relative cares when you're being cyberbullied w. Jeff Perla
Clare and Ethan talk gay cruises and what to do with a stranger for a week, how to deal with the haters, and how they got so dang close in the first place
10 Aug 2026
006: Nothing is too old...
Clare and Ethan help 3 marvelous callers figure out how to start a lewd site in the wake of a layoff, how much weed is too much, and what to do with a love that never got to be. Our best yet?? Up to you innit?
3 Aug 2026
005: Is your baby annoying in other ways? W/ Alan Newman
clare's brother from another mother joins to help dish out some advice on misbehaving exes and dogs
27 Jul 2026
004: You ARE My Mother
Clare gets pranked but ends up giving some good advice on dealing with... herself? Artist Greyson Chance asks Clare for some relationship advice and Ethan for his hand in marriage.
20 Jul 2026
003: I'm the Villain in My Own Story
Clare and Ethan answer 3 calls, about how to confront an ex, how to deal with family pressure, and how to live in New York. Call us how to with John Wilson we go so many how tos going on. Clare talks about her childhood in the 1950s, ethan orchestrates some role play, everyone comes out a better person.
13 Jul 2026
002: Who Gave You Ten Cents??
3 calls, each needing help from clare and ethan, and each scarier than the last
6 Jul 2026
001: You Forgot My Birthday
Welcome to the first episode/test episode for Clare and Ethan's advice line. You ever wanted to hear a 90 year old talk about open relationships, quitting your 9-5 job, and what to do when you turn 30? Tune in!!Sign up to call in: https://forms.gle/buDomrhW9QRvASUP6
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