Have a hard time making friends? Tormented or traumatized? Lonely? Weird? All of the above? Us too. Sometimes it’s best to hit the emergency stop, take a beat and have a laugh.
We can’t change our circumstances but we get to control what we allow to affect us. Alex, Miranda, Kyle and Matt get together once a week to talk life, share stories and relish in some dark humor. If you need a break from the real world you’re more than welcome to have a seat.
It’s all downhill from here.
Host Matt and guest Alex explore the profound impact of grandparental loss and childhood trauma, interviewing Kyle about his illness and Anthony about his game.
21 Aug 2025
Corn
Host Alex and guest Anthony Ramontez, a comedian, explore the absurdity of life, from Roman Empire obsessions to Iowa's cornfields, offering a humorous escape.
21 Aug 2025
Colossal Country Time
Host Jessica and guest Alex explore the sensory experience of "Colossal" and discuss unusual bodily functions and sweet treats.
21 Aug 2025
Bee Sting Sixteen
Host Matt and guest Miranda explore Alex's guilt-driven parenting, the high cost of medical injections, and the surprising realities of classroom party preparations in this interview episode.
21 Aug 2025
Octovarian
Host Alex and guest Michael, an editor, discuss editing a video with a deceased subject and Michael's LE application, revealing surprising personal anecdotes.
21 Aug 2025
Testicular Torsion
Courtney and Alex discuss testicular torsion, while Matt shares insights on fragrances and surviving unexpected driving mishaps.
21 Aug 2025
Onion Rings: Extended Special
Alex and Matt discuss investing, family history, and parenting while exploring childhood memories and hypothetical scenarios.
21 Aug 2025
Mommy
Alex and Boyce discuss childhood trauma and difficult mothers, sharing personal stories of hardship and resilience in this candid interview.
21 Aug 2025
Shocked
Host Alex and guest Miranda discuss life's unexpected turns, from emotional discomfort to impending parenthood, offering insights into personal growth and shared experiences.
21 Aug 2025
Heretic
Host Matt Welch interviews Alex, Kyle, and Nugget about religious experiences, bizarre animal encounters, and their favorite b-movies.
21 Aug 2025
988
Welcome to America’s Funniest Falls with your hosts and Bob Saget and John Stamos! Everyone get your masks, Vic’s Vapo-rub and Alcohol and relax with an ice cold Crystal Ice! Jimmy’s farts smell like a decomposing body. Door dash is closed in the north and Jimmy loves visiting Gettysburg for the confederate flag gift shops. Alex gets personal with finances and special guest Michael Mullins meets the backrooms entity at the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas.
21 Aug 2025
Whomst
Do we look old? Maybe. Jimmy won’t look at the camera. Crystal and John from the Riley Black Project are in the wrong place at the right time. Crystal nearly dies and gets a shot to the ass. The gummies hit John hard. Kyle vomits Cracker Barrel. Crystal contemplates a career with OnlyFeet.com and Jimmy is interested. Boyce sets off a HORRIBLE chain of events. Kyle’s balls provide customer service.
21 Aug 2025
Tigger
Miranda is back and the baby won’t sleep. Boyce has a new studio and his father in law is building a school in Uganda. Matt’s upset about new school laws. Alex screams while vomiting and everyone agrees it’s normal, except Miranda who asks for death. Kyle eats the whole popcorn. We continue to curse Florida. Miranda bought a van and gave the salesman the stomach flu and a mouse. Boyce fights racism with two fists. Jimmy has a tattoo!?
20 Aug 2025
Poison Ivy
Boyce is in his Christmas pajamas and ready to roll. Today we’re talking TCG’s, you into Pokemon? Magic the Gathering? If not listen anyway it’s a damn good time. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done to you brother? What do you do if you get poison ivy on your dick? All of these questions and more will be answered while Jimmy pinches his tiny penis and Boyce whips out old photos of him dressed like a stripper and gets in trouble in the Navy.
20 Aug 2025
Diapers Gone Wild
Miranda joins us in the studio today! Do you wear shoes in the house? Burritos used to be cheaper. Kyle contracts COVID and Jimmy’s phone is on MAX volume as he makes observations about when and how Miranda breastfeeds. Alex pisses in a diaper and the gang does SexEd. Did Jimmy get throat fucked in surgery? Let’s talk aliens, Star Wars, Star Trek and just piss on the floor. Spaceballs isn’t that good, now back to your regularly scheduled Girls Gone Wild commercial programming.
20 Aug 2025
Cum or Drool?
Some doctors knifed around in Jimmy’s neck so he’s been killing time leaving comments on PornHub. Alex looks like a blob fish because he threw out his back and Boyce looks like an expert because he threw down on the chiropractors of the world. Chris gets a pre-raise before teaching everyone how to play Cum or Drool and Jimmy gets a chubby.
20 Aug 2025
Chris's P*ssy
Why is everyone butchering our last names? We’re experiencing Greg’s whitey tighties before giving Boyce a home welfare check. Jimmy doesn’t know what board games are because he was born in the 1910’s. Matt Rides an elephant and feels himself for an A on a spanish test. Boyce knows an idiot that thinks the Earth is round and Chris won’t stop playing with his fckin pssy.
20 Aug 2025
Key Deer
Jimmy goes to Florida but everyone else has better stories about that horrible place which include Key Deer, Boy Scouts and a Pet Squirrel named Joe. A credit card is stolen, a cockroach attends an IEP meeting, mead is brewed and Boyce teaches physics. After the show visit Matt at Blockbuster and he’ll rent you the hit new release Peach 6.
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Anthony Ramontez
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Nugget
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