welcome to epic winners!!! (commonly abbreviated as "ew!!!").
watch listen as the ragtag team of members stumble through each episode! speaking of which, let's meat the teem!
audrey (ace) is a girl with fantastic humor and grippers. unfortunately, she's a Canadian.
elizabeth (bigE) can be described in one word: texas. also nice.
alex (hdrn) is hdrn (alex) is epic cool guy (hdrn (alex)) is dead (lol).
caleb (kale b) is a synonym for a funny guy. or should i say funny GAY!!!
sam (the handsome triangle) is an intellectual who enjoys the fine things in life like Radiohead - OK Computer - NEW SEALED BLACK 2LP VINYL and water.
whack (whack) manages to be the most sane yet at the same time most insane of everybody on the podcast.
now, though we love all our crew dearly, it's critical we make it clear: we do not condone what ace has said throughout this podcast. finally, just a super-important disclaimer: caleb is a furry. there, we said it.
you can also listen in on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/@ew_podcast
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THE EPICTOME OF EPIC WINNERS CONTENT.
caleb, liz, and alex take ew!!!alive on the road, with caleb taking the wheel and driving the gang through the hills and houses of suburbia. we drink liquids, we eat foods, and we hit each other. a great time was had by all.
can you find out where we (alex) lives? we dropped plenty of hints throughout the episode, so stay on your toes! solve our riddles! collect our pages!
(recorded: june 7th 2026)
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2 Aug 2026
ewiversary III: XXXplicit SSSpecial (ft. jayden and levi)
the 3 year anniversary of epic winners... an event you can't miss... featuring jayden and levi...
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1 Aug 2025
ewiversary II: ew!!!alive
for the 2 year anniversary of epic winners, caleb, liz, and alex met up in person to record a very special ew special!!! we had a fan oscillating back and forth, as a tribute to our biggest fans! thank you yeva, misha, evil furry, the jaston crew, and shrilverve for supporting us through our courier,,, thank you guys, whe had a BLAST! recording this onme and we hope you enjoy it.
sorry it's not edited very well and sorry it's late i've been lazy and busy and sad, but OH WELL! we're releasing it on july 31st, which is like the 13th but backwards if you think about it, so it's actually a very very very good day to release this podcast episode.
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27 Oct 2024
the cyberbullying episode: look what the cat dragged in!
and so the cat drags in an episode a year old...
back when alex thought pink floyd was a good band, back when liz thought an hour was a long recording time, and back when caleb was italian...
yeah guys, in this episode we make a toxic work environment and bully caleb because he ditched us (you don't even want to know what he ditched us for...)
this is kind of a weak one... but... who cares... we're uploading it it's a year odl... THIS NEEDS TO END...
plentiful links:
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open.spotify.com/album/6exrhkZKAwCGoihIZDJnpv (open.spotify.com/album/6exrhkZKAwCGoihIZDJnpv)
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16 Oct 2024
check out our youtube channel!
check us out at: youtube.com/@epicwinnerspod
thank you so much!
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20 Sept 2024
the homestuck episode: you know there will be jokes!
you read that right... just like we read the stupidest fucking webcomic ever. on this episode, the epic winners read homestuck, listen to eminem, and adjust to the new norm and their continuously changing world which accepts gay beer and rupaul. yeah that's about it, that's about what we did (abra abra cadabra i'm boutta reach in my bag bruh). we also discuss WHERE BABIES COME FROM so it's an X-plicit epsode as always B) wer returnin' to our rüüts
beep beep bitch i'm outside dudududud JOYRIDE
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25 Jul 2024
check out EW:AM!!!
liz and alex in the morning.
https://open.spotify.com/show/0VEvpWdmOfuNfcIKtk2NTW
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14 Jul 2024
the bloody episode: double schmurger burger
in an episode almost lost to an audacity crash; bigE, kale B, and hdrn reminisce about the year-long run of epic winners!!! HAPPY EWIVERSARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
intro and outro is hypnospace 2.0 by jay tholen. thank you guys for watching :)
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30 Dec 2023
the oh so belated christmas episode: erm... see you guys in a year!!!
(note: whack's recording broke towards the end (40:59) and francis didn't give his recording)
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! HO HO HO!!!
in this episode, the gang learn about the positive side-effects of mewing and the different varieties of qvc bags. after an informed decision, they decide to form a call center. can i order five whoppers and can you add five more whoppers. ace does some hijinks involving his feet, socks, and gaping maw (check out our patreon for the full video); francis physically abuses whack; alex goes to hell; and pitchfork gives this episode a bajillion out of ten, for the twelth time in a row.
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28 Dec 2023
the shrunk episode: huh is depressed
on this short episode, bige (aka liz) and hdrn (aka alex) discuss huh's (aka sam) desperate need for therapy. liz shills for betty crocker and karol b pops in for 2 minutes.
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9 Dec 2023
the most bearable episode: banana
hey guys! we're back! i think?
in this awesomesauce episodesauce, caleb talks about his game of the year pick, brawlstars. then, we moved onto the next topic, where we winded up talking about dad jokes for like 75% of the episode. sorry.
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23 Sept 2023
the final episode: i hate you guys
goodbye!
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29 Aug 2023
the adhd episode: what the f**p!! (ft. francis)
BACK2SKOOL SPECIAL!
the gang tries to not swear but they have a few problems (ace). jkdnjdjndkjsnfjkaskjqjwidiuejieuasmzmaxnz,mc/
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19 Aug 2023
the revival episode: burger schmurger @ sloppyworld
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welcome back to season 2! whack, caleb, and i (hdrn (epic cool guy)) discuss AMAZING sights to SEE in DALLAS, TEXAS!! we discuss magic the gathering and its fun party value, thorn glognuts, and dpprdpsh dpnkiñ dunity #BROWN. sam makes a small cameo at the end. liz packs for dallas, jayden is SHORT AND LAZY AND STUPID, ace sleeps and snores.
also it's me (hdrn (epic cool guy)) and i'm probably gonna start a lil' side podcast called IHA. you will soon learn what it means. you will ALL know.
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23 Jul 2023
the bloxxy episode: into the garfieldverse
OUR INTRO IS HERE!! HUGE THANKS TO @pimpiano ON FIVERR!!
today, we got a SHmORGAL bored 🥱😴. jayden flakes, sam "randomly" disappears, and elizabeth burns to death in sunny texxer. caleb jenner recounts the tale of garfield gets real and ranks the garf movies. the GANG talks about among us, dave dee diver, hoosier daddy, the looker, beef bunny now, and LOTS of time is spent talking about ROBLOX. wATCH THE EPIDOE!
for all of you at the edge of your seat during last episode's description, the cliffhanger will finally be unhanged from the cliff. i am actually the terminator but they enslaved me to write the episode descriptions. i am planning to escape and burn down the houses of everybody in this podcast.
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14 Jul 2023
the [redacted] episode: heated cushion couch set
oink oink oink oink oink! hey gang! i barely fucking edited this episode!!!
the EW!!! podcast is coming right back at you with another episode tomorrow night at 9 pm right now! in this one, whack joins for the first time in ew!!! history and 4/5ths of the gang get themselves canceled (i actually had to cut 12 minutes of them just screaming slurs), but not hdrn, because hdrn has more plus 2 branculls. the podcast talks about a patronizer (CHECK OUT OUR PATREON GUYS!!! patreon.com/epicwinnerspatreon), cats and how many calories they are, and how awesome buffalo (small african country) is. i don't want to really spoil the episode SOOOOO i'm just gonna say sam finds comfort in a rotund character.
and i'd just like to say something. i just don't know what. find out what in the next episode!!!
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14 Jul 2023
the first episode: sam is gay
giggity giggity giggity! the boys discuss the death of their fellow members, the podcast name, their dream set-up, the mystery of the appletop tree top cruncy chips. sam discusses a brief history of radiohead. i won't spoil 2 much 2 fast (erm... let's just say listening to caleb makes me very worried about the future of ai). WATCH THE EPISODE YOU NICKEL!!!
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