Escape From Vault Disney

About Escape From Vault Disney

The Walt Disney Company has created some of the greatest, most acclaimed works of art in the history of cinema, and also unfathomable amounts of absolute garbage. And the Disney+ streaming service is loaded with both! Join YouTube personality Tony Goldmark, aka Some Jerk With A Camera, and a rotating series of guests as each week they pick a Disney+ title completely at random, dissect it for your amusement, and determine it to be "Disney Plus" or "Disney Minus." It's ESCAPE FROM VAULT DISNEY!

Publisher

Tony Goldmark

Category

comedy · tv & film

Language

en

Explicit

No

First episode

27 Nov 2019

Latest episode

29 Aug 2026

Latest episodes

26 of 203 episodes have a transcript.

1. 

   29 Aug 2026TRANSCRIPT

   Timeless Heroes: Indiana Jones & Harrison Ford

   Host Tony Goldmark interviews Randee Martin, Charles Moss, and Shelby Sessler about Harrison Ford's iconic portrayal of Indiana Jones and his enduring legacy.

2. 

   20 Jun 2026TRANSCRIPT

   Vampirina: Ghoul Girls Rock!

   Host Tony Goldmark and guests Lewis Lovhaug, Zach Timson, and Viga dissect the diverse and self-esteem-focused music videos of Disney Junior's Vampirina: Ghoul Girls Rock!

3. 

   28 Mar 2026TRANSCRIPT

   The Little Mermaid (2023)

   After an unexpectedly long hiatus, we are back with a new episode in which the randomizer goes all the way back to 2023, to one of the seemingly hundreds of times Disney has taken one of their beloved awe-inspiring unforgettable animated masterpieces and reimagined it as a tolerated "meh"-inspiring live-action blockbuster that costs more than the GDP of most countries and completely leaves your memory before you even find your car in the parking lot. This time, they got around to remaking the film that changed animation forever, the era-defining fairy tale classic that revitalized the company and kicked off the Disney Renaissance. So naturally, for the remake they slathered everything in exceptionally ugly CGI, hired the "My Vag" lady to imitate 70s porn music (twice!) and got an oceanload of semi-deserved free publicity by angering the worst people on the internet when they dared to cast a (gasp!) b-b-b-b-b-b-BLACK woman as the titular fish-assed protagonist. Join Tony Goldmark, Kalani Mitchell, Kit Quinn and Luke Ski as they steal the voice of THE LITTLE MERMAID (2023)! Watch my late-2010s movie review series One Movie Later: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXVC39FA6kPcHwKsP-XNMF2XJnc9IF_pL Watch me vlog with Emily Clark and her crew about the 2019 Little Mermaid live special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA1lHq3phpM Check out my guests' stuff! KALANI MITCHELL Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/kalani.mitchell KIT QUINN Podcast: https://anchor.fm/krt-trio LUKE SKI Portfolio: https://www.luke.ski Bandcamp: https://lukeski.bandcamp.com Twitter: https://bsky.app/profile/thegreatlukeski.bsky.social And check out this show on social media! Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/vaultdisneypod.bsky.social Host's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/tonygoldmark.bsky.social Twitter: https://twitter.com/efvdpodcast Host's Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonygoldmark Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/972385353152531 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tonygoldmark Hear new episodes early and AD-FREE by supporting this show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark

Inside a recent episode

Timeless Heroes: Indiana Jones & Harrison Ford

Published 29 Aug 2026 · Transcript excerpt

[…] So he's got her on the phone and Harrison just grabs his phone and says, hi, honey, I'll be home soon. Can't wait to see you. A sequence where Harrison personally insists on meeting and having a photo op with the Italian indie cosplayers. With those Italian fans. They were so cute. It's remarkable that Harrison Ford has spent over half his life dealing with obnoxious fanboys. Yeah. And apparently he still wants to. That is commendable. A lot of the documentary was them talking about how warm and inviting he is on set, how every single person that's new to the set, he makes them feel welcome. but he looks like he is the grumpiest man in the world. […]

Who has been a guest on Escape From Vault Disney

Names identified in recent episode analyses. Showing up to five guests.

• Randee Martin
• Charles Moss
• Shelby Sessler
• Lewis Lovhaug
• Zach Timson

Reach and audience

Public platform figures. Ratings count people who left a rating, not total listeners.

YouTube views

4,837,625

Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025

Apple Podcasts (US)

4.8 / 5

232 ratings

Spotify

4.7 / 5

234 ratings

Podcast Authority Score: 78 / 100

A composite of feed quality, social presence, YouTube performance and engagement. Read the methodology.

Quality

93

Social presence

0

YouTube

93

Engagement

67

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Guest appearances

Books guests

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