Welcome to Eulogise Me. The podcast where I invite my guests to write their own eulogy, be it serious or funny. I then have them read their eulogy on the pod and we discuss it to see where it leads us.
Eulogise Me
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Podcast Overview
Welcome to Eulogise Me. The podcast where I invite my guests to write their own eulogy, be it serious or funny. I then have them read their eulogy on the pod and we discuss it to see where it leads us.
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2/25/2024
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Recent Episodes
July 1, 2024
"I was friends with a racist" | Eulogise Me: Episode 10 - Shalaka Kurup
<p>Shalaka's Eulogy Shalaka died of what can only be described as being a broken spirit after hearing yet another “my pronouns are attack/helicopter” joke. She is survived by the boyfriend that she made fun of on stage, the parents that she made fun of on stage and the concept of shame. Despite being the record holder of the highest number of Netflix specials, her one wish - to withdraw all the multiple millions she had in her bank account and swim amongst the notes in a Olympic size swimming pool Uncle Scrooge-style - was never fulfilled. As per her wishes, we are gathered here today with 12 or 24 bottles of wine, taking full advantage of the Sainsbury’s annual summer discount of 20% off every 6 bottles. There will be a will reading later, where you will find out that she’s left all of her money - out of nothing but respect - to the male open mic comedian who compares his ex-girlfriend’s vaginas to different types of deli meat. Follow Roman Harris: All the socials: @hardyhaahaa Follow Shalaka Kurup: @shalakakurup</p>
June 17, 2024
"I want to be really successful" Eulogise Me: Ep 9 - Jin Hao Li
<p><strong>Jin's Eulogy</strong></p> <p>Thank you all for coming out and please keep that energy going for our guest speaker, the voice of Sadness from Inside Out, it’s Phyllis Smith!</p> <p>Phyllis Smith: As the voice of sadness, I can confidently say I am the perfect act for this gig. </p> <p>It’s a tragedy to lose such a young comedian at age 85</p> <p>He was known to hate birthdays, often saying ‘why don’t we celebrate the moms?’ </p> <p>They’re the ones who put in the work. </p> <p>When you were born all you did was scream and cry, birthdays are so stupid</p> <p>On his deathbed, he revealed to me that his whole ‘I hate birthdays thing’ was a defense mechanism because he was worried no one would wish him.</p> <p>Even though he shares a birthday with icons such as Chairman Mao.</p> <p>So to ensure that everyone remembers his day of departure, we’re gonna put the ‘fun’ in funeral. </p> <p>Look under your seats, that’s right, goodie bags for everybody. </p> <p>Take out the stuff, what do we have? </p> <p>That’s right, airline vouchers for everyone plus free tickets to see Soulja Boy live in concert. </p> <p>I can see his 12 children panicking.</p> <p>Yep he used all his savings on the budget for this ‘fun’ - eral. </p> <p>He left no will to youuuuuuuu.</p> <p><br></p> <p>Follow Roman Harris: All the socials: @hardyhaahaa Follow Jin Mao Li</p> <p>All the socials: @jin.hao.li</p> <p><br><br></p>
June 3, 2024
"Onwards and Upwards Big Man" | Eulogise Me: Ep 8 - David
<p><strong>David's Eulogy</strong></p> <p>Here he is. Made it to the end finally. Probably later than most people expected. Tends to be the case.</p> <p>I wonder what state you ended up in. There are certainly things I hoped happened and likely so many other things that I couldn't have possibly guessed. </p> <p>Hopefully you ended up happy with things. Periodically, if not consistently. Things have a way of working themselves out. You always said that. </p> <p>I hope you worked out ways of getting the things you wanted, without hurting others on the way. No doubt you collected a lot of people and things on the way. I'm sure you would be surprised by the number of those that showed up. </p> <p>Overall the main thing is that it's done now. No need to worry anymore. If there were things left to do it doesn't matter. It never really did anyway. You might well have driven yourself crazy thinking it did. Nothing ever meant anything, nor will it. This is a good thing. Anyways. Onwards and upwards big man</p> <p><br></p> <p>Listen/Watch <a href="https://linktr.ee/eulogiseme">here</a> Follow Roman Harris: All the socials: @hardyhaahaa Follow David Anthony All the socials: @davidanthonycomedy</p>
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