Welcome to Everybody Gets One! A no-nonsense podcast about exactly that: Nonsense. Featuring the talents of 4 unlikely acquaintances-turned-friends, Everybody Gets One dives into anything and everything ranging from the weekend in sports, personal struggles, everything hilarious making it's rounds on the internet, and whatever nonsense comes to the brain, all with a touch of side splitting dark humor. Pull up a chair and laugh with us and remember: Everybody Gets One, tell 'em *insert name here*.
After a week off, the 4 idiots are back at it! Nate and AJ recap their trip to Mexico for Aj's wife's birthday and drinking the swim up bar out of Don Julio, a new segment is introduced called "What's Worse", the guys read some hilarious rejected slogans for real products, a debate is had over Chex Mix pieces and it's all wrapped up with the usual weekend-in-sports rundown. Pull up a chair and laugh with us!
11 Sept 2024
11 - Here We Go Again... Hey Who's The Other Guy?
Yes you're reading that right, that's a NEW episode of Everybody Gets One! After a long and unplanned hiatus, your favorite idiots have decided it's time to get back to the casting of pods with more malarkey and debauchery with a revamped, season-like format for the show. And with a new season, we bring in a new personality to the panel! Everyone say "hi" to Ryan, or as we like to call him, "OOOF". You'll soon learn why we call him that. As usual, there's a lot of nonsense and laughs had leading up to the closing of the episode with a recap of the start of the brand new football season. Come hang and see what we have in store for the coming months! Glad to be back!
27 Aug 2024
E.G.O. Season 2 trailer
Some of you may be asking yourselves, "what happened to Everybody Gets One? Are the guys okay? Did they really get canceled?"
Well to answer your questions, yes we're still here, yes we're all okay and shockingly no, we did not get canceled.....
We just decided to take a bit of a break to revamp our approach to the show. Much like how your favorite TV shows have seasons, E.G.O. will now also have seasons starting right around the time football is set to kickoff. Keep a lookout, Episode 1 of Season 2 will be dropping very soon! We also may or may not have a new personality on the panel, so the stoogery and nonsense is not going anywhere, if anything, it's going to get worse LOL. Stay tuned and in the meantime here's a quick snippet of what to expect from Season 2!
12 Dec 2023
10 - Did We Get Canceled? People Are Saying...
After being MIA for a month, the fellers at Everybody Gets One are back! Which begs the question: Why the short hiatus? Did we get canceled? Being it's often joked about on the show (looking at you, Nate....), people have been saying/asking.... Tune in for the answer and the usual comedic nonsense! Glad to be back! We missed you guys!
7 Nov 2023
09 - Gin & Bitches
A new week means a new episode of Everybody Gets One! The boys pickup where they left off with a new, extremely painful "Would You Rather" scenario followed by "Joke of the Week", this time as told by the king of random thoughts (Looking at you Steven). Next, they discuss their best stories from their middle school and high school days when they cheated on a test or homework assignment, and if they could have 5 beverages/liquids shoot out of their fingers for the rest of their lives, what would they be? And finally, they close things out with another mad lib read by Coach Lou Holtz before ranting about the world of sports. Steven has his first ever football rant and we couldn't be more proud. Come hang with us, it's a doozy this week!
31 Oct 2023
08 - Hooked On Phonics Pays Off
It's a new week and that means a new episode of Everybody Gets One! This week, the boys are trying a couple new things. After their usual "how the hell are ya" and "would-you-rather", they debut what they've tabbed "Joke of the Week" and Clayton kicked it off with a doozy. After that, they discuss Nate's love of gas station sammiches and Steven reveal's he once accidentally ate 3-month-old hamburger mac n cheese, somehow without needing his stomach pumped afterward. Finally, before wrapping things up with the usual recap of the week that was in sports, they roll out new item #2, their first weekly mad-lib, badly read by none other than coaching legend Lou Holtz. This week is pretty damn funny, come hang!
24 Oct 2023
07 - What The F*ck Are You Eating?!
It's that time of week again for more laughs, stupidity and nonsense! This week on Everybody Gets One, as always, the guys update their weeks and discuss another ridiculous "Would You Rather" scenario. After that they somehow get on the topic of Helen Keller's existence being a conspiracy and rattle off food combinations/opinions that would get you cancelled by cancel culture. To wrap everything up, they do a complete 180 and discuss their favorite concert they've ever attended and one from any era they could've attended and close with the usual recap of the weekend that was in the sports world. Be sure to stick around for AJ's weekly football rant. Nothing but laughs this week, come hang!
23 Oct 2023
06 - Sandpaper Is A Dealbreaker
This week on Everybody Gets One, the guys have arguably one of their dumbest discussions to date with another absurd "Would-You-Rather" scenario from the beautiful mind of Mr Steven Neeley. After that, the question was presented that if they all won the Powerball, what would they do with it, if it would change where they're all at now in their personal and professional lives and then go off the rails by somehow getting on the topic of what all their names look and sound like backwards. And as always, they wrap everything up with a dive into the week/weekend that was in the world of sports and AJ may or may not have gone on another rant because his Braves got bounced from the MLB playoffs again by the Phillies. Come hang, we promise you will not regret tuning in this week.
10 Oct 2023
05 - AJ Finally Snaps...
This week is another doozy on Everybody Gets One. After the usual weekly one-by-one report, Steven and his beautiful mind present the boys with another "F*ck-Marry-K*ll" type scenario that makes them do some critical zombie apocalypse-esque thinking. After that, they have another absurd food debate and Nate poses a "what is worse" discussion around trying to make plans with friends. And to wrap it all up, they review the week and weekend that was in College Football, the NFL and now postseason baseball. The only difference this week is, AJ may or may not have had some things in the sports world that have been building that he needed to get off his chest. Did he finally snap? People are saying.... You do not want to miss his rant and all the other stupidity in this weeks' episode. Come hang!
3 Oct 2023
04 - Nate Likes It Picante!
This week is a doozy on Everybody Gets One. After their usual one-by-one check-in, Nate, Clayton, AJ and Steven pick up where they left off last week with another absurd "Would-You-Rather" scenario straight from the wonderland that is Neeley's mind. After that, the boys each take turns telling their best/funniest story from when either they were under the influence or what they witnessed at the expense of someone else's drunken disorderly conduct. Next, they have another "Top 5" debate, this time of their personal favorite TV shows and as always all concluded with a discussion of the week/weekend that was in the NFL/College Football and sports world. Thanks for tuning in! We hope you got as hard of a laugh as we did!
26 Sept 2023
03 - Everybody Hates Clayton
After an unexpected week off due to some unforeseen circumstances and technical issues, the boys are back with more shenanigans and malarkey. This week on Everybody Gets One, Nate, Steven, Clayton and AJ check in with each other, then proceed to discuss a ridiculous "Would-You-Rather" and "F*ck/Marry/Ki*l" scenario followed by the poll results of whether or not ketchup goes on a hot dog from the previous episode. After that, they list their personal top 5 cartoons of the "90's kid" era and as always, close out the episode going over the key matchups and headlines from the weekend that was in college football and the NFL. Thanks for tuning in and we hope you laugh as hard as we did this week!
13 Sept 2023
02 - Ketchup, "Die Hard" and Buttered Sausage
After a surprisingly successful 1st episode, this week on Everybody Gets One, the boys update their weeks and Labor Day, then on a more serious note pay their respects to Steve from Smash Mouth and commemorate AJ's father's 4th anniversary of his passing on September 7th. After that, they sit down and have a discussion.... And that discussion involves a debate on some very important topics that have perplexed mankind for centuries including: does ketchup belong on a hot dog? Is the Bruce Willis classic "Die Hard" a Christmas movie? Which way does a toilet paper roll go on? All of which closed out by a review of the college football and NFL weekend. Pull up a chair, come join the debate and let us know your thoughts on these age-old topics.
6 Sept 2023
01 - The Malarkey Begins
You've heard the trailer, now get ready for the pilot! Steven, AJ, Nate and Clayton sit down to give you a glimpse of what to expect here on Everybody Gets One. The boys introduce themselves a little bit, discuss how they all got to know each other, crack a few jokes at each others' expense and touch on the first big weekend of college football, as well as the upcoming start to the NFL season. Come hang and laugh with us! We hope you enjoy the nonsense and thanks for tuning in.
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