two sisters who overthink everything create a safe space to be pretentious together
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Everyone Hates Hockey Boyfriends, Meeting Celebrities, and Winning the Lottery
Charli and Emma are back from months of editing delays with a packed episode. Emma shares her "everyone hates me" story of the week: getting waxed to prepare for a potential Hudson Williams sighting, only to receive blunt life advice from her no-nonsense waxer — and somehow taking it more seriously than anything her doctor says. Plus, the story of Emma's 2022 LAX meltdown upon unexpectedly encountering the actor who plays Jamie Lannister.
Then it's all Heated Rivalry: Charli has finally watched all six episodes and the two dig into the Shane/Ilya dynamic, what the show gets right about desire and repression, the tuna melt scene, and why it's so much more than just sexy hockey.
Also covered: 2026 resolutions, breaking up with their phones, hope core, and what they'd do with lottery money.
Theme music is Duff McHagen by Boob Radley, find his music here on spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3UBKV33aTrRFBVh26Gools?si=_R3x6Lg_SGiIrGViiQBliw (https://open.spotify.com/artist/3UBKV33aTrRFBVh26Gools?si=_R3x6Lg_SGiIrGViiQBliw)
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16 Jan 2026
Everyone Hates Epstein, Men Talking, and The Matriarchy
Charli addresses Epstein email allegations, Emma refuses to watch movies that are just men talking, and they fantasize about building a matriarchal queendom.
Theme music is Duff McHagen by Boob Radley, find his music here on spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3UBKV33aTrRFBVh26Gools?si=_R3x6Lg_SGiIrGViiQBliw (https://open.spotify.com/artist/3UBKV33aTrRFBVh26Gools?si=_R3x6Lg_SGiIrGViiQBliw)
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12 Dec 2025
Everyone Hates Gay Chicken, Karaoke, and Emma's Success
Emma and Charli address their haters, unpack straight men playing gay chicken, and reminisce on their karaoke adventures
Theme music is Duff McHagen by Boob Radley, find his music here on spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3UBKV33aTrRFBVh26Gools?si=_R3x6Lg_SGiIrGViiQBliw (https://open.spotify.com/artist/3UBKV33aTrRFBVh26Gools?si=_R3x6Lg_SGiIrGViiQBliw)
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19 Nov 2025
Everyone Hates Musicals, Clout Chasing, and Zohran Mamdani
Emma reports live from Zohran Mamdani's NYC, Charli chases clout at all costs, and they dream of a better future where two sisters with a podcast can create a media empire to lord over their extended family and future progeny
Theme music is Duff McHagen by Boob Radley, find his music here on spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3UBKV33aTrRFBVh26Gools?si=_R3x6Lg_SGiIrGViiQBliw (https://open.spotify.com/artist/3UBKV33aTrRFBVh26Gools?si=_R3x6Lg_SGiIrGViiQBliw)
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7 Nov 2025
Everyone Hates AI, Gooners, and Women Obviously
Charli explains AI to Emma, they unpack gooning, and Emma leaves the house and tells a story about it
Theme music is Duff McHagen by Boob Radley, find his music here on spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3UBKV33aTrRFBVh26Gools?si=_R3x6Lg_SGiIrGViiQBliw (https://open.spotify.com/artist/3UBKV33aTrRFBVh26Gools?si=_R3x6Lg_SGiIrGViiQBliw)
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7 Nov 2025
Everyone Hates Emma and Charli
Emma and Charli introduce themselves and try to figure out what a podcast even is
Theme music is Duff McHagen by Boob Radley, find his music here on spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3UBKV33aTrRFBVh26Gools?si=_R3x6Lg_SGiIrGViiQBliw (https://open.spotify.com/artist/3UBKV33aTrRFBVh26Gools?si=_R3x6Lg_SGiIrGViiQBliw)
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