We are Amani and Jessica, a husband and wife, living in middle of nowhere Nevada. We live on a totally pointless farm with four big dogs, seven housecats, like 26 or so chickens, seven goats, five geese, a llama and a random pigeon. We are here to talk about anything and everything that is “real” in this world. Except what is fake.
Episode 14: Tom Petty, Dogman, Savage Obituaries and more news from the farm
Amani shares a dream he recently had about a photo shoot, and we discuss his appearance in Tom Petty’s Free Falling music video. Jessica shares some funny and savage obituaries from the internet. We get a little woo woo, talking about Dogman and shapeshifters and Amani wrangles some chickens. Find us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/everythinghereisreal, on Instagram @everythinghereisrealexcept and email us at everythinghereisreal@gmail.com.
24 Jan 2023
Episode 13: Would you rather?
In this episode we talk about llama training, discuss how to prove Santa is real (do not let your kids listen to that part), and we play a game of “would you rather?”
24 Dec 2022
Episode 12: WE’RE BACK! It’s a holiday miracle!
After a six-month break, we are back to talk about nothing. You will find yourself wondering why you’re back listening to us, but here is our gift to you just in time for Christmas! You will hear about Amani’s crazy dreams, stale balloon breath and his dad’s finger-licking. We have a few clips of Amani after a few too many shots of whiskey for you as well. Sit back and relax and get in a good mood before all your relatives show up for Christmas! Happy holidays!
6 Jul 2022
Episode 11: Stories about dads
This episode has been sitting in my computer for two weeks, but better late than never, we have a Father’s Day special. Sorry for the delay in publishing … we were sick and then Jessica was on the road helping her parents move. In this episode, we share stories about our dads and grandpas, as well as silly dad stories from the internet. Find us on Facebook @everythinghereisreal, Instagram @everythinghereisrealexcept or reach us by email at everythinghereisreal@gmail.com.
10 Jun 2022
Episode 10: Fake breasts, clown pants and 90% of the time, it works every time.
Stupid criminals, dog humping, greenhouse erection, kayaking: they all fit together somehow.
27 Apr 2022
Episode 8: People are strange …
We discuss the people of Winnemucca, people of Walmart and coyotes in the house. Amani’s mom accidentally locks herself in the hotel room of strangers on a trip to Reno for his dad to get his knee replaced. Amani tries the silent but deadly fart out on his parents in a drive-thru. Trigger warning: we lost our pigeon. Amani invents the “dog in heat” cocktail.
1 Apr 2022
Episode 7: Religious Graham Crackers and Meth-Induced Skiing
We learn about the origin of the graham cracker, how an accidental meth overdose saved a soldier and how Amani was recently accosted by a religious zealot via phone.
13 Mar 2022
Episode 6: Famous Flatulence Flubbers, Cheating At The Olympics, Radical Headwear
In an effort to get away from toilet humor, we google funny stories from history, only to uncover famous farts that changed history. We learn about how the Olympics were once much more entertaining about 100 years ago and how a top hat allegedly caused women to faint and dogs to howl. Our very vocal cat Sasquatch makes an appearance and we did not forget to talk about the weather like a couple of old folks on the porch. So … you’re welcome. Email us at everythinghereisreal@gmail.com. Find us on Facebook @everythinghereisreal or on Instagram at @everythinghereisrealexcept.
20 Feb 2022
Episode 5: Five Alarm Butt-Clenching
We have all been there: driving down the road, enjoying your day, when a poop-mergency hits. But most of us don’t take pictures of the goods unless we are participating in “Super Bowel Monday,” the crappy brainchild of Tushy bidet company. We deal with more truck debacles but find a bright spot with a magic battery. Follow us on Instagram @everythinghereisrealexcept and Facebook @everythinghereisreal. Email us your silly stories to read on the show at everythinghereisreal@gmail.com.
10 Feb 2022
Episode 4: Cats Don’t Double As Weapons, Wingmen
More news of the weird as we discuss how men looking for love shouldn’t post pictures with their cats on their dating profiles and how cats are not to be used as weapons. We talk about crazy people we have encountered in Reno and Winnemucca, mean birds, the devil sending text messages and people who might or might not stink. We also learn that we are uninterested in being members of the royal family. Follow us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/everythinghereisreal and Instagram @everythinghereisrealexcept. Email us your funny stories at everythinghereisreal@gmail.com and we might feature you on an upcoming show!
7 Feb 2022
Episode 3: A little smoky of an episode
We have a very short third episode, but it is packed with effervescent giggles. This episode features a clip from Amani and Jessica’s very first recording session, one that was never meant to be shared publicly … but who doesn’t love hearing about Amani’s favorite phallic-shaped snack? Join us to learn how Amani “grew up on the sausage” and once traded his Italian sausage for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Follow us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/everythinghereisreal and Instagram @everythinghereisrealexcept. Shoot us an email at everythinghereisreal@gmail.com if you’d like to have your funny stories discussed on the show!
24 Jan 2022
Episode 2: Snakes and catholic school and boogers
Amani gets personal with his catholic school capers, theories that his dad might have had ulterior motives with the gift of a particular snake and we discuss the “booger wall.” Jessica shares stories from the Globe magazine about dimwit criminals, Dolly Parton, UFOs and some stories about grandma Faye going broke feeding birds. Follow us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/everythinghereisreal and Instagram @everythinghereisrealexcept. Shoot us an email at everythinghereisreal@gmail.com.
23 Jan 2022
Episode 1: Everything here is real … except what isn’t. News from the National Enquirer and more.
Love loser Matthew Perry, a diaper-wearing pervert and predictions from Nostradamus. Follow us on Facebook at www.facebook.com/everythinghereisreal and Instagram @everythinghereisrealexcept. Shoot us an email at everythinghereisreal@gmail.com.
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