The squad has thinned out, but the conversation has only gotten heavier. Sergeant C’Gar and Senior Bacon bring you an unfiltered look at the lifestyle of the modern veteran. It’s a podcast fueled by premium leaves and cured meats. Whether they’re talking shop, tech, or the art of the perfect ash, you’re getting the raw, unedited perspective of two guys who have seen it all and still have plenty to say.
In Episode 164 of Eyes Forward March, Sergeant C’Gar and Senor Bacon return to home base to tackle the latest rumors about the Army PT test (hello, stopwatch and clipboard!). They also swap stories about military motorcycle safety courses and drop some wild military history facts. But the real dumpster fire begins when the conversation derails into a hilarious debate over the absolute horrors of menthol and “Dumpkin Spice” Dude Wipes. Grab your gear and tune in for the laughs!
Get ready for pure barracks-room banter as Sergeant C’Gar kicks off this episode with Senior Bacon live from the Sustainment Center of (some sort of) Excellence. Between surviving brain-melting SPO math and the pure chaos of military HR leave policies, the hosts dive headfirst into the wildly unverified rumor mill sweeping Army social media—from gutting the ACFT deadlift to the return of collar ranks and ball caps. Add in an off-the-rails military history segment featuring John Paul Jones, deep thoughts on inflation at the local gentleman’s club, and building the ultimate budget DVD media server with Major Payne and Howard the Duck, and you get an unfiltered hour of laughs that proves you should never take Army life too seriously. Tune in and find out why this one belongs at the top of your playlist!
9 Sept 2026
Episode 162: Tape Tests, Tokens, and a Tactical Moth
In this episode, Senior Bacon broadcast from a hotel room to tackle the Army’s new waist-to-height ratio standards and the sheer tragedy of missing out on a four-day pass. The conversation quickly pivots to the wild west of artificial intelligence, breaking down the concept of “vibe coding,” LLM token costs, and why feeding your unit’s ID numbers into a chatbot is a massive cybersecurity risk. After a military history segment that uncovers the literal moth behind the first computer bug, the guys close out with a candid reflection on the 25th anniversary of 9/11, the questionable ethics of commemorative cigars, and the harsh realities of mental health on deployment.
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