Bite sized stories in Podcast format. Drama, comedy, action, adventure, and much more. 100% ad-libbed.
Fast Theatre
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Bite sized stories in Podcast format. Drama, comedy, action, adventure, and much more. 100% ad-libbed.
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2/6/2022
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May 22, 2022
S3 - Zombies UK Promo
<p><strong>S3 - Zombies UK Promo</strong></p> <p>It's 1978. A virus has taken over the planet. It causes the dead to rise and attack and eat the living.</p> <p>Two ex-British soldiers have made it out of London to the north of England. They are in a closed underground military base. Can they survive the hordes of undead roaming the countryside? And help save everyone else.</p> <p>Directed by Charles James; written by Charles James; produced by Russell Bonner & Fast Theatre; © 2022 Sound Productions LLC.</p> <p>For more information, go to <a href="https://fasttheatre.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">https://fasttheatre.com</a></p> <p>Contact: info@fasttheatre.com </p> <p>The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.</p> <p><br></p>
May 14, 2022
S2 EP4 - Moggie
<p><strong>TRIGGER WARNING</strong> - The podcast series "The Old Bill," from <a href="https://fasttheatre.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fast Theatre</a>.</p> <p>The show is a period drama/comedy show set in the early 1980s. The language and situations are authentic for the time. Episodes may contain violence, bullying, sexism, and extreme negative and abusive dialogue.</p> <p>This series is a true depiction of the language, situations, and attitudes in London at the time. We want to keep it as realistic as possible.</p> <p>Some things in the show may be shocking and stressful, and a possible trigger for the modern audience.</p> <p>Like real life. Not everyone is good. People are not superheroes.</p> <p>If you are, or have ever been offended by anything. No matter how small. Please do not listen. This is not for you.</p> <p>If you like the style of classic British TV shows like, Minder, The Sweeney, and The Professionals. And the comedy of shows like Fools and Horses, On The Buses, Carry On, and Fawlty Towers. Or you like period entertainment before mobile phones, the internet, or Twitter wars.</p> <p>The Old Bill may be something you will enjoy.</p> <p>Or not?</p> <p><strong>If you have any complaints, you didn't read the warning properly. </strong></p> <p><strong>S2 EP4 - Moggie</strong></p> <p>The squad had a huge result. They arrested a hard gang of blaggers from West London. The chief inspector's mother's prize Cornish Rex cat goes missing. They have to find him before they can celebrate.</p> <p>Directed by Charles James; written by Charles James; produced by Russell Bonner & Fast Theatre; sound design and mixing by Jim Moncur. Fast Theatre © 2022 Fast Theatre.</p> <p>For more information, go to <a href="https://fasttheatre.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">https://fasttheatre.com</a></p> <p>Contact: info@fasttheatre.com </p> <p>DI COOK - Charles James</p> <p>BEST - Russell Bonner</p> <p>TERRY - Charles James</p> <p>The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.</p> <p><strong>Slang Dictionary.</strong></p> <p>The show makes use of authentic London slang. Including cockney rhyming slang. You can find a full explanation of rhyming slang on many websites. We have used it as it would have been in the 1970s and 80s in West London. These are some word explanations from this episode to help.</p> <p>Thrups - Breasts</p> <p>Tart - Girl</p> <p>Beak - Judge</p> <p>Jammy - Lucky</p> <p>Lugholes - Ears</p> <p>knackers - Testicles</p> <p>Toffee-nosed - Posh/High Class</p> <p>Two and Eight - State</p> <p>Moggie - Cat</p> <p>Brown Bread - Dead</p> <p><strong>MUSIC:</strong></p> <p><strong>"The Old Bill Theme"</strong></p> <p>Written by Jim Moncur</p> <p>Published by Songtrust</p> <p>Under License from Jim Moncur</p> <p><strong>"The Old Bill Theme Part 2"</strong></p> <p>Written by Jim Moncur</p> <p>Published by Songtrust</p> <p>Under License from Jim Moncur</p> <p><strong>"Spunky Strut"</strong></p> <p>Published by S.I. Publishing</p> <p>Under License from Audio Hero</p> <p><br></p> <p><br></p> <p><br></p>
May 7, 2022
S2 EP3 - Flaps
<p><strong>TRIGGER WARNING </strong>- The podcast series "The Old Bill," from <a href="https://fasttheatre.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fast Theatre</a>.</p> <p>The show is a period drama/comedy show set in the early 1980s. The language and situations are authentic for the time. Episodes may contain violence, bullying, sexism, and extreme negative and abusive dialogue.</p> <p>This series is a true depiction of the language, situations, and attitudes in London at the time. We want to keep it as realistic as possible.</p> <p>Some things in the show may be shocking and stressful, and a possible trigger for the modern audience.</p> <p>Like real life. Not everyone is good. People are not superheroes.</p> <p><strong>If you are, or have ever been offended by anything. No matter how small. Please do not listen. This is not for you.</strong></p> <p>If you like the style of classic British TV shows like, Minder, The Sweeney, and The Professionals. And the comedy of shows like Fools and Horses, On The Buses, Carry On, and Fawlty Towers. Or you like period entertainment before mobile phones, the internet, or Twitter wars.</p> <p>The Old Bill may be something you will enjoy.</p> <p>Or not?</p> <p>If you have any complaints, you didn't read the warning properly. </p> <p><strong>S2 EP3 - Flaps</strong></p> <p>Terry becomes a vegetarian. The other officers rip him to pieces. Cook makes a bet he can't last a week. Lawsie makes sure Terry is smelling and seeing them eat meat all day. Will he crack or win the bet?</p> <p>Directed by Charles James; written by Charles James; produced by Russell Bonner & Fast Theatre; sound design and mixing by Jim Moncur. Fast Theatre © 2022 Sound Productions LLC.</p> <p>For more information, go to <a href="https://fasttheatre.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">https://fasttheatre.com</a></p> <p>Contact: info@fasttheatre.com </p> <p>DI COOK - Charles James</p> <p>LAWSIE - Russell Bonner</p> <p>TERRY - Charles James</p> <p>The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.</p> <p><strong>MUSIC:</strong></p> <p><strong>Lunar-Cops</strong></p> <p>Written By:</p> <p>G. Mosby, E. Wilson, B. Gagnon</p> <p>Cliffdweller Music</p> <p>Licensed through Audio Hero.</p> <p><strong>The Old Bill Theme</strong></p> <p>Written By: Jim Moncur</p> <p>Published by Songtrust https://www.songtrust.com/</p> <p>Licensed through Jim Moncur.</p> <p><strong>The Old Bill Theme Part 2</strong></p> <p>Written By: Jim Moncur</p> <p>Published by Songtrust https://www.songtrust.com/</p> <p>Licensed through Jim Moncur.</p> <p><strong>Fraternity Party</strong></p> <p>Published by Sounds Incredible Publishing</p> <p>Licensed through Audio Hero.</p> <p><strong>Slang Dictionary</strong></p> <p>The show makes use of authentic London slang. Including cockney rhyming slang. You can find a full explanation of rhyming slang on many websites. We have used it as it would have been in the 1970s and 80s in West London. These are some word explanations from this episode to help.</p> <p>Pony - Defecate</p> <p>Bird - Girl</p> <p>Bollocks - Testicles</p> <p>Up to snuff - Up to the required standard</p> <p>Chippy - Fish and Chip shop</p>
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