Two generations, one microphone, and a shared talent for talking absolute nonsense. From Vikings and space to the everyday weirdness of life, we cover it all — badly, but enthusiastically.
Father and Son Days is what happens when curiosity meets chaos. Stick around — you might even learn something completely useless!
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Episode 197 - Talking Rubbish #22: Vacuuming Is Good for the Soul
David has been replaced by a robot and he's taking it remarkably badly.
Before we get to that, though, there's important business to deal with. Somebody has produced enough cat sick to require primary, secondary and tertiary classifications, David would like his life represented by a big rock, Conor wants a house-sized ball of beard hair at his exhibition and a two-foot African giant rat is riding around on a moped dressed as a chef.
Then Elton John's kneecaps become jewellery and everything gets considerably worse.
We discuss skeleton hands, removable ears, preserved baby teeth, glazed poo, suppositories and which severed body parts would make the best household ornaments before finally confronting the greatest threat facing mankind: Sharkira, the robot vacuum.
David insists vacuuming is cathartic, claims robots are stealing his purpose and has written a song about his redundancy.
Dex Blinko also returns with the Captain's Winky, a wandering sentient hairpiece, PowerPoint eyeballs and the Sisters Tortellini.
Technology was a mistake.
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27 Sept 2026
Episode 196 - Biomes: Caves
We're trapped in a cave.
Fortunately, we've brought microphones, a health assessment report and a bat called Steven, so this week's podcast can continue as normal.
Conor discovers that two curries probably aren't ideal preparation for a health check, David admits to rocking an empty buggy and we eventually remember that this episode is supposed to be about caves.
From there, things deteriorate underground.
Wookey Hole has plastic pirates and spare waxwork body parts, David once squeezed through a 19cm gap on a school trip that appears to have had no concept of health and safety, Conor plays laser tag in a Dutch cave and Caveman Dave is trapped underground worrying about his car being parked on yellow lines.
Then it's time for Stalagright or Stalagwrong, featuring Nick Knowles' helmet, Beelzebub's hairy ring piece, God's testicles and the Cave of the Masturbating Frogs.
Geology has never been so educational.
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20 Sept 2026
Episode 195 - Talking Rubbish #21: Soft Office Hands Boy
This week we discover that Father and Son Days is at the forefront of audio-based time travel and may also be one of the longest-running least-successful podcasts in existence. Guinness World Records, please get in touch.
From there, David remembers his illustrious career as a hair model, Conor reveals his primary-school fashion credentials and both seriously consider their options for a return to the industry. David has hands, feet and a distinguished older gentleman aesthetic. Conor has a beard, soft office hands and a willingness to lie on a carpet pretending to be part of the deep shag.
Then somebody buys good weather from an Etsy witch for £1.50.
We also investigate manifesting, the traditional practice of burying sausages, the logistical problems surrounding a cocktail-sausage mass grave, the potential renaming of West Ham's home as the Scrub Daddy Stadium and what would happen if civilisation finally entrusted important geographical decisions to Dave.
And if all of that wasn't enough, Dex Blinko enters the unknown, Tiger cleans up a suspicious puddle, Captain Aria delivers an unexpectedly moving speech and somebody called Captain Massif Turd becomes part of official L.A.M.R.D. history.
Perfectly normal episode.
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