Welcome to Femme De Tale, a not so serious Australian podcast where two “Femmes”, Maudie and Jess recap real-life “tales” of the weird, the bad, and the spooky. Every episode contains a presentation from both Jess and Maudie on a topic decided by the all-mighty topic generator “Genrald” .
Contact: femmedetale@yahoo.com
Did Someone Slap Your Sushi (Brain Conditions and Variations)
-And now for something completely different- Have you ever wondered what our brains smell like? Apparently, Maudie has. Due to other commitments, Maudie was unable to research this week which means Jess tried a solo topic on something divergent from our usual content. Welcome to an episode about how weird and wonderful brains are: featuring such conditions as aphantasia, prosopagnosia, aphasia, lethologica, visual agnosia, and synthesia.
Clickbait: -SOCIAL MEDIA COMP WINNERS ANNOUNCED AT END OF EPISODE-
31 Jan 2021
Inky Foreskins And Other Wonders Of The Invisible World (Witches)
Special Guest speaker Molly, Witchcraft Historian takes Jess and Maudie through a journey of weird discharge, obscene kisses, Nuncels and other wonders of the witchy world. Don't forget to like or follow the Rainbow room Guyra and Femme De Tale's social media for a chance to win our Halloween draw!
31 Jan 2021
Never Trust A Turtleneck (Health Gurus)
What are you more afraid of? Needles or carbs? In this Health Guru inspired episode- hosts, Jess and Maudie take on Pete Evans A.K.A Paleo Pete and turtle neck loving Elizabeth Holmes and by proxy, their associates "The Lizard People".
31 Jan 2021
Immortal Mountain Wizard Association (Cults)
In this cult themed episode, Maudie tells a tale of the Immortal Mountain Wizards and Jess recaps Unicult. Special guest appearances by vagina crystals and a Russian military helicopter. Sorry for the late upload, the episode after this one will appear at the regularly scheduled time.
31 Jan 2021
Does He Have A Weird Dick? (Identity Theft)
How do you feel about weird genitals, high school, shipwrecks, and the revelation that Principal Skinner was born Armin Tamzarian?Feat : Treva Throneberry and The Tichborne Claimant.
31 Jan 2021
In Parliamentary Terms Eff Off (Arson)
Maudie and Jess try to avoid government watch lists whilst discussing forbidden twiggy sticks, Deborah Green and the conspiracies of the Armidale Club Fire
(which have nothing to do with Barnaby Joyce).
31 Jan 2021
Aussie Cryptids Are Weetbix Cryptids (Cryptids)
Now with improved sound quality (Researching and hosting still questionable)! Maudie and Jess discuss bizarre incidents in the Pilliga as well as the more bogan cousin of the Tasmanian tiger as they contemplate opening a drug rehabilitation centre for alligators.
31 Jan 2021
Estée Murder (Make up Scandals)
Jeffree Star? Don’t know her... In this Makeup Scandal themed Episode both Maudie and Jess go a little retro discussing Eugene of Loreal (feat: the French Nazis) and Julia Tofana’s Aqua Tofana. Feat : continuing questionable sound quality and Jess's maternal feelings of protection for Jojo Siwa.
18 Dec 2020
The Orphans Have Left The Building (Reality T.V)
Welcome to the first-ever episode of Femme De Tale - where two Australian Femmes, Jess and Maudie tell tales of the weird, the bad, and the spooky.
In this episode: Maudie and Jess battle the topic of "Reality Tv" whilst fighting - first episode jitters, poor equipment (New Equipment from ep 3), and involuntary bodily noises to cover shady shit in Australia’s Next Top Model and the absolute wild ride that was “Ghost Watch”.
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