About Filed & Deranged: Property Management’s Classified Circus!
Filed & Deranged: Property Management’s Classified Circus is a deadpan comedic podcast based on real property management incident reports — told with a true crime documentary tone. Each episode dives into absurd residential chaos (emotional support goats, illegal jacuzzies, thermostat warfare… yes, really) with dry, cynical humor and mildly explicit absurdity.
These are real case files.
These are real reports.
And somehow… this is all technically legal to talk about.
Real Incident Reports. One Catastrophe at a time.
Enter the Archives. New Cases Filed Every Friday.
Case Number 0028
Incident Type: Neighbor Dispute / Ventilation Complaint / Unusual Allegations
A resident files a complaint unlike any management has heard before. They insist the upstairs neighbor is intentionally using the HVAC vents as a weapon. Management investigates. The neighbors double down. The maintenance team just wants to go home.
Enter the Archives.
Follow. New cases filed every Saturday.
7 Aug 2026
The Missing Packages (Everyone Has a Theory)
Case Number 0027
Incident Type: Missing Deliveries / Amateur Detectives / Building-Wide Suspicion
Packages begin disappearing from the mailroom. Management investigates. Security footage raises more questions than answers, and before long, every resident is convinced they've solved the case.
Enter the Archives.
Follow. New cases filed every Saturday.
31 Jul 2026
The Garbage Disposal (You Again?)
Case Number 0026
Incident Type: Maintenance Request / Work Order Mix-Up / Unscheduled House Calls
A routine maintenance request sends a technician to the same apartment again. And again. The resident insists they never submitted a work order. The maintenance team insists they did. Somehow, the garbage disposal keeps needing repairs in an apartment that doesn't even have one.
Enter the Archives.
Follow. New cases filed every Saturday.
24 Jul 2026
The Inspection (The Floor Was Technically There)
Case Number 0025:
Incident Type: Unit Inspection / Housekeeping Concerns / Vertical Storage Solutions
A routine inspection takes an unexpected turn. Management proceeds one careful step at a time. The floor makes only occasional appearances, and every room seems determined to lower expectations.
Enter the Archives.
Follow. New cases filed every Saturday.
10 Jul 2026
The Parking Dispute (With Extra Enforcement)
Case Number 0024
Incident Type: Reserved Parking / Neighbor Dispute / Creative Enforcement
A resident reports someone repeatedly parking in their assigned space. Management investigates. Before long, the evidence includes handwritten notes, strategically placed traffic cones, and a level of commitment that borders on impressive.Enter the Archives.
Follow. New cases filed every Saturday.
27 Jun 2026
The Leak That Wasn't (Allegedly)
Case Number 0023
Incident Type: Water Intrusion / Neighbor Dispute / Competing Narratives
A resident reports a mysterious leak. Maintenance investigates. The evidence points in several directions. The explanations become increasingly creative. Nobody can agree on where the water came from or whether there was ever a leak at all.
Enter the Archives.
Follow. New cases filed every Saturday.
20 Jun 2026
The Guest Situation (Well…Technically)
Case Number 0022
Incident Type: Guest Policy / Frequent Visitors / Unexpected Amenities
What starts as a few complaints about unfamiliar faces quickly raises bigger questions. Management investigates. The neighbors have theories. The rolling suitcases are hard to explain.
Enter the Archives.
Follow. New cases filed every Saturday.
13 Jun 2026
The Noise Complaint (With a Business Model)
Case Number 0021
Incident Type: Noise Complaint / Unauthorized Entertainment Venue / Entrepreneurial Spirit
Residents report excessive noise coming from a one-bedroom apartment. Management investigates. Turns out the music was only part of the operation. Somewhere along the way, a noise complaint became a business model.
Enter the Archives.
Follow. New cases filed every Saturday.
20 Mar 2026
We Opened the Files… Now It’s Your Turn
The files are open again… and somehow, it got worse.
New stories. New chaos. Same circus. 🎪
This season, we’re not just telling our stories. We’re collecting yours.
Send us your most unhinged tenant stories, your wildest maintenance requests, your “I can’t believe this is my job” moments.
Go ahead and submit a case file.
We’ll take it from there.
New episodes are coming.
And this time… it’s everybody’s circus. 🎪
26 Dec 2025
Santa’s Not-So-Silent Afternoon in July
Case Number: 0010
Incident Type: Public Indecency / Summertime fun / Heat-Related Poor Decisions: On the hottest day of the year, a resident reports adult activity in the parking lot. Management investigates. The situation escalates. The upholstery did not deserve this.
Enter the Archives.
Follow. New cases filed every Friday.
19 Dec 2025
The Alligator in the Bathtub
Case Number: 0009
Incident Type: Unauthorized Exotic Animal / Emergency Water Leak / Lease Violation
Maintenance responds to water leak and finds the source is a live alligator occupying a third-floor bathtub. The resident insists it’s temporary. The lease disagrees.
Enter the Archives.
Follow. New cases filed every Friday.
12 Dec 2025
Deferred Maintenance: The Building’s Revenge
Case Number: 0008
Incident Type: Pattern of Maintenance Failures / Habitability Concerns
Residents report the same cycle: broken locks, no hot water, infestations, break-ins, dead animals, and mysterious smells.
The twist? For once… the residents are not the chaotic ones.
The building is.
Enter the Archives. Follow. New cases filed every Friday.
5 Dec 2025
Fried Chicken Fire
Case Number: 0007
Incident Type: Kitchen Grease Fire / Unattended Cooking / Livestream Recklessness
A “mindful meal” creator leaves hot oil on high while filming affirmations.
The pan flashes, alarms erupt, and his first instinct is to turn the fire department into collab content.
Enter the Archives. Follow. New cases filed every Friday.
28 Nov 2025
Whatever Mike Is Freezing (...Do We Really Want to Know)
Case Number: 0006
Incident Type: Suspicious Biological Material / Health Hazard / Refusal to Disclose
A metallic-smell complaint leads management to a freezer full of red containers labeled “Do Not Thaw.”
No explanation is offered. No one asks twice.
Enter the Archives. New cases filed every Friday.
21 Nov 2025
The Midnight Zumba Crew
Case Number: 0005
Incident Type: Unauthorized Gathering / Noise Disturbance / Parking Garage Trespass
At 2:12 a.m., a parking garage becomes a ritual dance floor. A leaderless crowd in coordinated headbands moves in total sync, insisting they’re not a disturbance — they’re becoming content.
Enter the Archives. New cases filed every Friday.
14 Nov 2025
The Chanting in Unit 4C
Case Number: 0004
Incident Type: Noise Complaint / Amateur Ritualism.
A “resonance circle” is caught chanting off-key mantras at 1:47 a.m. They claim it’s meditation. Neighbors claim it’s demonic. Management just wants to go home.
Enter the Archives. New cases filed every Friday.
7 Nov 2025
Cold Blooded Heating
Case Number: 0001
Incident Type: Thermostat Dispute / Mutual Assault
Episode Logline: A tenant and landlord go to war over two degrees, turning climate control into combat.
Enter the Archives. New Cases Filed Every Friday.
7 Nov 2025
The Attic Thing
Case Number: 0003
Incident Type: Suspicious Activity / Trespass. Scratching above the ceiling turns out to be...NOT raccoons and invisible to rent.
Enter the Archives. New Cases Filed Every Friday.
7 Nov 2025
The Goats of Unit 2F
Case Number: 0002
Incident Type: Unauthorized Livestock & Vibes. Vent noises. Chewing sounds. Plus two goats who definitely were not in the lease.
Enter the Archives. New Cases Filed Every Friday.
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