A podcast by 2 academic hoes (read struggling medical students). Politically incorrect banter about sexism, racism and other isms. Let’s change the black, female narrative one podcast at a time.
And if you think we’re talking about you, you’re right
Reclaiming our alcohol tolerance this episode as we let you in on who we are and why we are the way we are through a lighthearted round of 20 (or less) questions. Choking hazard, contains potentially hilarious bits but if you're not new around here then you know the gag never stops. Also fair warning you might end up falling even more in love with us. Love & Light, remember to send gin to your quarantine queens. Kimmy & Addie
8 Jun 2020
Are you meeting your squota?
We’re back again with another entertaining episode where we talk all matters fitness, from an extremely layman point of view. On this episode we discuss Kim’s yoga journey and Addie’s relationship with running, both IRL and in people’s minds. Grab a glass of wine and listen to us shade the “Mollys”, get our asanas mixed up and how we’re literally prepping to curve (or embrace) the thirst that awaits us post COVID because you know, we stay hoeing responsibly. Put us on fast or faster (we won’t mind). Stay safe and send us gin😉
Kimmy and Addie
26 May 2020
Hoe & Grow Ch. 4 : TL musings
This episode is a birds and the bees type, but more socially conscious. Inspired by a twitter thread by @TrixieNumba9, we delve into choosing to be child free and dissect the role of the patriarchy in the antagonism of child free black women. So have a listen, educate yourself and send us gin as reparations for all the antagonism. Save time and play us on fast, we won’t mind. Stay woke, stay safe, stay socially conscious and stay scamming the patriarchy. Kimmy and Addie
27 Apr 2020
Nips and Tats (part 2)
Turns out what they say about piercings and tattoos is true. Once you start it’s hard to stop. Naturally this episode is a sequel to its predecessor (nips & tats part 1)
In an attempt to free the female nipple(s) we discuss pre-piercing checklists, nipple piercing experiences and we even let you in on nipple action post piercing 😉. We make the bad decisions so you can learn to make better bad decisions. Send us gin, stay cute, stay hoeing and stay at home. Kimmy and Addie.
20 Apr 2020
Jumping out the archives
Hey hoes, a lot has changed since the last time we met. For some our parity, lol, then there’s the fact that we’re collectively going through an apocalypse. Believe it or not the patriarchy is still intact and still informs the behavior of little boys around town. We come to you with an episode on the audacity of men on virtual spaces and, for our beloved male listeners, a few tips on social media etiquette during this pandemic. Stay growing, stay bra-less, stay hoeing on the internet streets and most importantly, stay indoors.
12 Apr 2020
A Short Love Story
This is a gag reel made from 2 random outtakes that came together seamlessly to birth our first ever Bloopers Edition. Includes an unsolicited peek into the chaotic life we lead in between recordings so play us on normal (1x )speed to soak in every last drop. Stay safe hoes, we still have a lot of growing to do. Love, Kimmy & Addie
16 Mar 2020
Hoe & Grow Ch. 3 : Learning the Lay
Beloved Hoes & Growers come close, cuddle and correct your anemia as we discuss the easy lay that'll never say nay. Love & Light, send us Gin. Kimmy & Addie
21 Feb 2020
Hoe & Grow Ch. 2 : Closing the Coat Closet
Hey hoes, back again with another installation of our popular “Hoe & Grow” series. Stay woke, don't choke and embrace philanthr (h)o (e)py.
1 Nov 2019
I have to call my grandmother after this
Hoe-vember is with us, get with it!!Here’s the tea on our fave event of the “summer” and on upcoming ones. Tips on how to enjoy yourself without distractions from your bladder. We also really needed to call our grandmothers after this. At least we recorded the episode and checked one thing off our to do list. Hoe and grow. Love and light. Save your time and play us on 2x
3 Aug 2019
Don’t Immunosuppress Me
Hey haterrrrzzzzzz you don’t have to listen to this. Back with a teaser. Don’t bother us. Stay far away. Enjoy our subliminal messages at you. Hydrate. Stay woke. Love and light, Kimmy and Addie
19 May 2019
How to Sip, See and Spot the Silver Lining
The entire episode is a blooper. Rants on events from our nights out. Tips on how to feel better about yourself post night out and how to deal with racist people. Send us gin, please. Love and light, Kim and Addie.
7 May 2019
Hoe & Grow Ch. 1 : Packing a Hoe Bag
Hey (academic) hoes. We’re back with a lil nugget of wisdom on what to pack when you’re expecting a lil hoe shit or nah. Enjoy the episode, stay ready stay woke. Send us (botanical) gin please. Love Kimmy and Addie.
1 May 2019
Bag lady, come sip and see.
Your fave podcasters are back with advice on how to pack (hoe) bags. Through our extensive active research in the field of ethanol we bring you a list of drinks that you should fuck with, for sure. Do try this at home, especially if you’re over 18. Thanks for listening. Stay woke, stay ready, don’t settle for trash men and/or alcohol. Send us Musgrave gin, please. Love and light, Kimmy and Addie.
23 Apr 2019
Lent Szn 2019, A Whole Mood.
Once again, asking bigots to get the fuck out of here. god is alive and because of that we’re able to, lightheartedly, post this list of things we’ve lented and continue to lent. Shout out to our fat haters and their thin enablers. And to GMO for always feeding us. This episode is not sponsored. Send us gin, please. Love and light, Kimmy and Addie
8 Apr 2019
Nips and Tats (part 1)
Hello friends and bigots 🙄alike. Here’s a little banter on body mods, nipples, reclaiming our agency, sexualisation of black women. Shout out to Tatenda. This episode was recorded while sober and is not sponsored. Send us gin, please. Minding your own business is sexy. Stay woke. Kimmy and Addie.
1 Apr 2019
You lose friends, you gain shoes
Lost a few friends and found the shoes that fit. If you think we’re talking about you, you’re right.
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