On FMKToday, we decide to F***, Marry, and Kill 3 things in our weekly chosen category. Our hosts do not know what items the other has chosen until we start recording. Releasing weekly on Tuesday!
I can't express FORMER enough. We are FMKing FORMER child stars. What would you FMK? Text us your thoughts.
13 Aug 2025
Vegetables
This week, we open our bags of birds eye and show you what we hold inside. What would you FMK? Text us your thoughts.
6 Aug 2025
Summer Olympics Events
Every four years, the most athletic and talented members of sport which grace our beautiful planet gather together. This stunning confluence of beauty and strength, grace and balance also contains some real stinkers. This week, we FMK events of the Summer Olympics. What would you FMK? Text us your thoughts.
29 Jul 2025
Musical Instruments
Empty your spit valves, tune your strings, wet your reeds. We are FMKToday. What would you FMK? Text us your thoughts.
23 Jul 2025
Smells
SMELLLLLL YOUUUUUUUUUUU What would you FMK? Text us your thoughts.
15 Jul 2025
90s movies
Because everything’s falling apart and I can’t do anything about it. It’s not your fault. I know it’s not my fault, but who’s fault is it if it’s not my fault? It’s their fault That’s right, it’s their fault! It’s their fault, it’s their fault…YOU HAVE FAILED AND YOU WILL PAY! Send us a text
9 Jul 2025
Sandwiches
The hosts discuss sandwiches and invite listeners to send texts about their sandwich preferences.
2 Jul 2025
Mario Characters
The hosts discuss Mario characters and solicit listener thoughts via text message in this episode.
27 May 2025
Fish
The hosts of FMKToday explore various fish species and their impact on aquatic ecosystems.
19 May 2025
Emo bands
Until the day we die, we FMK our hearts for you.
7 May 2025
Episode 1 - The Alphabet
The first episode of FMK today, our hosts discuss their favorite letters of the alphabet.
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YouTube views
237,203
Score snapshot 15 Sept 2025
Apple Podcasts (US)
5.0 / 5
3 ratings
Podcast Authority Score: 34 / 100
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20
Social presence
0
YouTube
86
Engagement
32
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