A podcast designed to help bachelors transition from college and adapt to the real world where it is their first time living on their own. We'll delve into topics centering around finance, nutrition, and dating.
I've also included some of my birthday raps on this medium.
The Jared Tonder Birthday Rap (Prod. Chillingcat, Noden)
Ja-red to the Willie last name Tonder
No one stronger
Who can hold a plank longer
Excuse me I got a few thoughts right now that I’d like to ponder so allow me the honor
He was born in Colorado where the mountains grow
Where they drink lemonade and speak real slow
And yes that was a quote from LFO but if you weren’t a 90’s kid well i guess you don’t know
Straight out of Alabama rockin southern flow
With a straw hat sitting back playing banjo
On his front porch rocking with a dog at his feet and a truck so-so next to the radio
I really couldn’t tell you quite what is age is but he’s breaking new ground like his name’s John Smith
If I had to guess though I’d say 29 cause he’ll knock you out and joke about it like a punch line (breath)
Jokes all aside he’s a really cool guy who just wants to make sure that you can stay fly
At the same with his fly swatter in his back pocket just to make sure that you will never try
To cross his friends and we cannot pretend that it aint his birthday so l hope that you’ll spend
A second right now to wish him well, cause all that he wants is some more cowbell
19 May 2021
The Walid Birthday Rap (Prod. Katapult)
Happy birthday Wally, Basraoui,
Play him on the court and you’re gonna get an owie
5 hours later and he found himself in Maui with a battle wound on his arm that he wore proudly
Turning 27 at the seven eleven
Wears Hawaiin shirts like his first name is Kevin
Kevin Joseph Bernert that is his full name
But when it comes Wally’s game yeah no body is the same
Don’t mind him he’s just doing his thang
Celebrating living life with the rest of his gang
If you’re on the court with him well i bet you couldn’t hang
So go back to your room and watch Chitty Bang Bang
So yeah just wanna say Happy Birthday
Keep your chin up cause it’s not the worst day
Here’s a random question - how much does a bird weigh
Sorry out of time - that’s the end of the word play
21 Dec 2018
Christmas Card Rap Volume 3
This is my Christmas card rap for 2018
Lyrics:
So ring ring ring, watch them sleighbells go
Just sit right back and enjoy the show
For the rap de la Christmas card volume three
Megan’s rocking around the Christmas tree
Every now and then yeah I like to wear a parka
Along with my homies Dan and Annalynn Pilarca
And if you got beef then take it up with Aseef
Or if you want change ask Brian K Lagrange
Alright seriously here we go
Bob your head to it and enjoy the show
Eryn’s Clark Kent and she’s bringing you the flow
Jarred likes the carrots and the badges with the merits
And Jason’s in the back battle rappin with the ferrits
Tae and his wife yeah they just had a baby
Alex is a pirate and it’s ships ahoy matey
Scott had a tot, and Pam had a yam
And Justin’s taking selfies of himself on instagram
Kevin’s having fun yeah in his new home
Nick Levine’s ballin cause he’s riding on the chromes
Zoey loves it snowy, Chase likes to fly
Way up in the air with his homie Sky Thai
Brian’s in the corner and he does the stanky leg
Mike got the golden goose but he didn’t get the egg
Meanwhile Emily acting like a goof
Santa came down the chimney and he’s raisin up the roof
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