The Functional Astrology Podcast explores astrology as both a symbolic language and a predictive tool. Each episode blends forecasting with real-world application, helping listeners understand planetary cycles, anticipate upcoming themes, and work with astrology in a grounded, functional way.
Eclipses aren't just a two-week portal — they set a six-month cadence for your life. In this episode, we break down the August eclipse pair (solar in late Cancer, lunar in early Aquarius) and explore what they're pulling you toward and what they're asking you to release. We dig into the nodes — Rahu and Ketu, the head and tail of the dragon — and how they shape eclipse energy, why ancient cultures went to extraordinary lengths to predict eclipses, and how the Saros cycles connect eclipses across decades.
15 May 2026
New Moon in the Serpent's Coil - May 2026
In this episode we discuss the energy of May so far and the upcoming New moon and the energy of the serpent's coil. If you've been feeling like you can't quite get traction in your life/projects lately, this one is for you.
1 Apr 2026
April Forecast '26
This episode opens with a “5-minute forecast” designed for listeners who want clear guidance without getting buried in astrology jargon. You get the emotional theme of the month, the major relationship and community dynamics in play, and a practical way to navigate belonging, obligation, and emotional honesty as April unfolds. From there, we dive into the deeper astrology for the practitioners and the curious. We explore the Pisces stellium, Jupiter T square and the larger collective pressure shaping April, including how these alignments show up through the US chart and current world events.
27 Feb 2026
March Forecast '26
This episode opens with a “5-minute forecast” designed for listeners who want clear guidance without getting buried in astrology jargon. You get the emotional theme of the month, the major relationship and community dynamics in play, and a practical way to navigate belonging, obligation, and emotional honesty as March unfolds.
From there, we dive into the deeper astrology for the practitioners and the curious. We explore the lunar eclipse, Mercury retrograde, the Serpent’s Coil, and the larger collective pressure shaping March, including how these alignments show up through the US chart and current world events.
31 Jan 2026
February Forecast '26
This episode opens with a “5-minute forecast” designed for listeners who want clear guidance without getting buried in astrology jargon. You get the emotional theme of the month, the key dates, and a simple way to plan your energy, your relationships, and your nervous system so you can stay steady even when life feels loud. From there, we dive into the deeper astrology for the practitioners and the curious. We unpack why February carries a heavier emotional charge, why mental rumination can spike, and what to do about it. We also cover the US chart and world events through the lens of this month's alignments.
9 Jan 2026
January Forecast '26
We break down January’s “supercharged” astrology, led by a late-Sagittarius stellium opposing Jupiter. Starting with the collective energy then moving to the US and into how it will impact you, we map the month's key pressure points to offer a practical playbook for channeling intensity into structure, strategy, and forward motion instead of conflict or burnout.
6 Jan 2026
2026 Forecast
Welcome to 2026: a year of pressure, pivots, and opportunity. In this opener, we break down the major transits and eclipses shaping the collective, explain why “routes and resources” become the storyline, and share how to plan moves, launches, and risk windows using Functional Astrology.
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