Just 3 unhinged goofballs doing the best we can to host a podcast! Life is way too unforgiving to be so judgmental and serious. We want to create an atmosphere like, girls night in! A space to talk about things that matter, while also bullsh*tting about thing that don’t!
Ep. 88 I’m A Big Mess & I Cannot Lie | SISTER SIGNS S4E10
Welcome to another chaotic episode! This was recorded a month and a half ago… We are again sorry this has reached you so late, but we hope you can forgive us with being here now.
Life be f**king us hard y’all, we can’t even fully express all the turmoil that has been thrown at us. We love our podcast, and bringing new episodes to escape into and girl talk with a couple goofy dumbasses!
This episode we talk about all the sister signs and how they help and repel each other. How every sister sign can bring out things in the other that makes the duo dynamic! We also tangent off on some compatibility. Truthfully, during our research we noticed that there are so many differing opinions on what signs are most compatible with the other, that the only conclusion we could make is that this would have to be talk about by a real astrology professional because anything online is severely biased😅🤷♀️. Sorry Not Sorry.💋
Hope you enjoy this topic and we’ll see you next episode!
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Sister Signs: https://astrotalk.com/astrology-blog/sister-zodiac-sign-meaning-and-astrology-of-sister-signs-insideastro-iajj-7/#Virgo_and_Pisces (https://astrotalk.com/astrology-blog/sister-zodiac-sign-meaning-and-astrology-of-sister-signs-insideastro-iajj-7/#Virgo_and_Pisces)
Compatability: https://astrotalk.com/astrology-blog/sister-zodiac-sign-meaning-and-astrology-of-sister-signs-insideastro-iajj-7/#Virgo_and_Pisces (https://astrotalk.com/astrology-blog/sister-zodiac-sign-meaning-and-astrology-of-sister-signs-insideastro-iajj-7/#Virgo_and_Pisces)
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Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade
4 Aug 2025
Ep. 87 Who The Hell Is You? | ASTROLOGY HOUSES (Part Two) S4E9
Wow!! It’s been a little minute since we posted a video. Fun fact, 2 days after this episode was recorded, Kali’s sweet grandma passed away and there have been a lot of stuff happening in life. So we needed to take a couple months off. BUT!! We are back!
This episode we finish up the Houses of astrology! Houses 7-12! We also give insist to what that means for our specific chart and how you can find out your own houses, signs, and planetary alignments✨.
We hope you enjoy this episode, and come back for our next episode where we talk about sister signs and compatibility.🖤
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Houses Website: https://www.astrology.com/houses (https://www.astrology.com/houses)
Co-Star on Houses: https://www.costarastrology.com/how-does-astrology-work/houses (https://www.costarastrology.com/how-does-astrology-work/houses)
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Don't forget to check out our new Merch!
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Thanks for Listening & Watching!
Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade
Full Disclosure, we tried our very best y’all🙈😅! But if you didn’t want chaos, why are you here?😂🤭
Truly one of the most complicating things we ever attempted to learn happened on a day where Kali’s chronic illness brain would not allow her to be a person. So I’m sure you can guess how this might have gone as we dive into part one (1-6) of the houses of astrology and what they each mean.
Honestly we still have lots of questions but a great resource is the Co-Star app, (not sponsored✨) which can help you learn a little bit more about the person born under the universe above!
See you next episode for part two of the houses in astrology🖤
🩷🩵💚
Houses Website: https://www.astrology.com/houses (https://www.astrology.com/houses)
Co-Star on Houses: https://www.costarastrology.com/how-does-astrology-work/houses (https://www.costarastrology.com/how-does-astrology-work/houses)
Share Your Stories w/ Us:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform (https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeoFJM1Y-Be1epu11nQisIZXFvL4SsyxrTBkJ9K7BqeBjgI-Q/viewform)
Don't forget to check out our new Merch!
https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com (https://functionalchaosmerch.etsy.com)
Follow us on our socials to keep up with new and progressing show information and see more content you can’t find on the pod!
Instagram & YouTube: functionalchaospodcast
TikTok: functional.chaos.podcast
Individual Instagrams: 🩷 kali_for_you 💚 jade_for_you_ 🩵 dev_for_youu
Thanks for Listening & Watching!
Xoxo💋- Kali, Dev, & Jade
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